Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[Angry Beavers]

I always get confused about how he came before he hugged and wooed.  I thought the hugging and wooing would have happened first but to each their own. 

I did date a young lady in college that took me home and had the sechs with me the night we met... and then decided that she really liked me (or some crazy woman thing) and didn't have the sechs with me for like 6 weeks until we got know each other better. We dated for several months thereafter, but as I think back on it, that whole scenario was bizarre. 

 

[gianmarco]

I respect his concern for privacy, but imagine trying to pin down a single mother of 2 with neck tats in Louisiana. Like trying to pick out a cheese eater in Wisconsin. 

One of the ####### funniest things I've ever read here.

 

[tommyboy]

Oh I'm sorry. I just assumed "hugs" meant ####### like wild dogs for all of these 121,000 pages.

 

[DocHolliday]

This thread is magical.   It has always astounded me how many posts are made here.   99% of the thread is about hugging!   

Glad you are doing well colonial.   Don't stop being the gentleman.   

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I think Marisa might be nuts. Either that or she's really long-playing the D.E.N.N.I.S system. It's just strange. NRJ is a good, good dude. 

Make him interested

Act out sexually

Reveal 

Intimacy issues

Sexualize

Someone else

Avoid entirely

 

[In The Zone]

Colonel, I don't have any advice or criticism for you. I'm just enjoying the thread. 

My wife got me this a few months back and I immediately thought of you. 

Hug Buddy

 

[Johnny Rock]

Make him interested

Act out sexually

Reveal 

Intimacy issues

Sexualize

Someone else

Avoid entirely

There’s only one S in Marisa. 

 

[Long Ball Larry]

He;s not even talking about Marissa!  he's referring to a post-Marissa chick I went out with a couple times

There’s only one S in Marisa. 

ORLY?

 

[Johnny Rock]

Judging by the look-alike pic the first celeb that came to mind was Marissa Tomei. 

This actually is not a comparison I had thought of, but might be the best example. This pic, but a little younger and 'happier' face. 

1 hour ago,  Johnny Rock said: 

There’s only one S in Marisa. 

ORLY?

It’s funny Long Ball Larry. I’m the one who named her Marisa, but ironically I originally made the same mistake of adding an extra “s" in there too way back when. My apologies.

 

[[scooter]]

I think this lady is a former porn star, maybe one who had some bad experiences and is traumatized. It would explain why she doesn't want sex, and it would explain why NRJ doesn't want to give any hints about her name.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Since apparently some people aren't picking up the valuable context clues sprinkled throughout this thread....  

Spoiler

YES WE HAD SEX ARE YOU HAPPY NOW TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

 

[Tom Servo]

Since apparently some people aren't picking up the valuable context clues sprinkled throughout this thread....  

Spoiler

YES WE HAD SEX ARE YOU HAPPY NOW TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

Reading that next to your avatar...

 

[Megaton]

So this hugging stuff was really just a euphemism for some backdoor action. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

So this hugging stuff was really just a euphemism for some backdoor action. 

Oh the hugging was real. And it was spectacular. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

There’s only one S in Marisa. 

How many "D's"?

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Under no circumstance is that attire appropriate especially if you are trying to "woo" a female.  We had this discussion early on and the consensus was easily he should have worn something else.  You look juvenile and like the lowest common denominator mouth breather when you do so.  Have a little class.

New Orleans summer humidity + kids+ neighborhood cookout. Swapping out a Saints T for a polo shirt is not going to move the needle, even in the woo stage. A formal date is the time to upgrade the outfit. BTW, he got his hug game on even with Saints gear on. :mic drop:

 

[Long Ball Larry]

It’s funny Long Ball Larry. I’m the one who named her Marisa, but ironically I originally made the same mistake of adding an extra “s" in there too way back when. My apologies.

Now go think about what you've done.

(I had seen it both ways in the thread, really had no idea...)

 

[kentric]

So this hugging stuff was really just a euphemism for some backdoor action. 

He said he hugged her for a half hour.  

You know the Colonel has that umm... issue which makes the intercourse sex last 30 seconds. 

 

[Tom Servo]

New Orleans summer humidity + kids+ neighborhood cookout. Swapping out a Saints T for a polo shirt is not going to move the needle, even in the woo stage. A formal date is the time to upgrade the outfit. BTW, he got his hug game on even with Saints gear on. :mic drop:

Plus, this isn't a posh east coast *snotty voice* yacht club. It's frigging LOUISIANA!

"CASUAL DRESS? DO YOU SPEAK IT, MOTHER####ER?"

 

[ragincajun]

I respect his concern for privacy, but imagine trying to pin down a single mother of 2 with neck tats in Louisiana. Like trying to pick out a cheese eater in Wisconsin. 

My wife has three. 

 

[ragincajun]

Oh the hugging was real. And it was spectacular. 

Colonel,

Get your rear down to Baton Rouge and I can hook you up with some of my wife’s PT coworkers.

 

[Kraft...]

My wife has three. 

kids or neck tats? 

 

[Tom Servo]

Colonel,

Get your rear down to Baton Rouge and I can hook you up with some of my wife’s PT coworkers.

Part time?

 

[Kanil]

IIRC, someone suggested that in the midst of this saga 

Yeah but that was during and we didn't want to screw anything up.  Now it's already screwed up so there's nothing to lose.  Life is about stories, and this story could get soooooo much better!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Colonel,

Get your rear down to Baton Rouge and I can hook you up with some of my wife’s PT coworkers.

 

[Ned]

So this hugging stuff was really just a euphemism for some backdoor action. 

Now I know why it got so awkward. I bet some poo came out :X  

 

[Megaton]

Now I know why it got so awkward. I bet some poo came out :X  

You can't handle the truth.  

 

[[icon]]

I respect his concern for privacy, but imagine trying to pin down a single mother of 2 with neck tats in Louisiana. Like trying to pick out a cheese eater in Wisconsin. 

JFC  

well played cappy, well played 

 

[fatness]

Update?

 

[skol asylum]

I read the 3 years later...in my head like In SpongeBob.

 

[gianmarco]

I read the 3 years later...in my head like In SpongeBob.

"Still.... Hugging"

 

[Alex P Keaton]

How did I miss this thread the first time around?   Amazing stuff.  The Colonel represented FBGs well.  All the comments in here about the weather were .    Some good shtick.

@Nathan R. Jessep well done gb.  

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Saw this bumped. Thought there was an update. Got my hopes up, Colonel Jessup. 

 

[James Daulton]

How did I miss this thread the first time around?   Amazing stuff.  The Colonel represented FBGs well.  All the comments in here about the weather were .    Some good shtick.

@Nathan R. Jessep well done gb.  

NRJ did man's work back in the day. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Wow, @fatness went way back for this one.  

I'll post an update on several of the characters from this thread later when I get time. 

As for me, there have been some highs and lows, but still out here hugging. I'll do a quick recap when I post the other updates. Aside from one. One that about broke me, and I am not sure that I want to talk about it and dredge up the memories. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I will tease that from the characters mentioned in this thread that I can recall, there have been marriages, at least one divorce, and multiple with police involvement...

 

[falguy]

 

[bro1ncos]

 

[worrierking]

I'm checking on the Purse Forum to see if anything is new over there.

 

[belljr]

I forgot about the hug button!@!#!#

 

[ChiefD]

I will tease that from the characters mentioned in this thread that I can recall, there have been marriages, at least one divorce, and multiple with police involvement...

Back in.

 

[gianmarco]

Back in.

I never left.

 

[SwampDawg]

Man if we can get @Arizona Ron to provide an update to his thread of debauchery to go along with an update here my three day work week will be pretty much done before it starts.

 

[johnnycakes]

Wow, @fatness went way back for this one.  

I'll post an update on several of the characters from this thread later when I get time. 

As for me, there have been some highs and lows, but still out here hugging. I'll do a quick recap when I post the other updates. Aside from one. One that about broke me, and I am not sure that I want to talk about it and dredge up the memories. 

 

[Don't Toews Me]

I will tease that from the characters mentioned in this thread that I can recall, there have been marriages, at least one divorce, and multiple with police involvement...

Our great Colonel has the goods, boys. Winter is coming, but our Colonel has made his triumphant return. 

 

[SWC]

this is the gd days of our lives of my life so you keep on keepin on coloneral and i will read it all take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i was so stoked to get the colonel in the t shirt exchange this summer!!  my salutation, of course, included many hugs.

 

[xulf]

 

[WDIK2]

Just an FYI for those new to this thread.  There is a table on contents in the first post.  Awesome work there @Nathan R. Jessep Looking forward to the new updates.

Seeing some of the great threads bumped lately really hammers home how quickly time flies.  

 

[fatness]

I'll post an update on several of the characters from this thread later when I get time. 

I have it on good authority that this will happen by Sunday.