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Toshiba Multi-Drive DVD Recorder with VCR

$89.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

Refurbished

product(s):

1 Toshiba Combo DVD Recorder and VCR D-VR4XSU

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HP Core Duo T2300 Widescreen Notebook

$659.99

+ $5 shipping

Refurbished

product(s):

1 HP DV5170US Intel Core Duo T2300 1.66Ghz/15.4"/1GB/100GB/XP Home

 
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This looks like fun...

DECO StingRay Water Scooter$89.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

New

product(s):

1 DECO Underwater StingRay Water Scooter - DWS1502

 
Vizio 37” High Definition LCD TV

$529.99+ $5 shipping

condition:

Refurbished

product(s):

1 Vizio L37HDTV 37” High Definition LCD TV

You can get it on Ebay for $499 :boxing:

 
BigJohn said:
desert rose said:
BigJohn said:
Vizio 37” High Definition LCD TV$529.99+ $5 shippingcondition: Refurbished product(s): 1 Vizio L37HDTV 37” High Definition LCD TVYou can get it on Ebay for $499 :cry:
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Yeah, but does it ship for $5? You can't beat the shipping.
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Yeah, just realized that... :bag:
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You could order 3 and you'd still only pay $5 shipping. That and tax free are both great reasons to woot! Plus, you never have to worry if the seller is going to stiff you. :bag:
 
desert rose said:
BigJohn said:
desert rose said:
BigJohn said:
Vizio 37” High Definition LCD TV$529.99+ $5 shippingcondition: Refurbished product(s): 1 Vizio L37HDTV 37” High Definition LCD TVYou can get it on Ebay for $499 :cry:
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Yeah, but does it ship for $5? You can't beat the shipping.
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Yeah, just realized that... :bag:
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You could order 3 and you'd still only pay $5 shipping. That and tax free are both great reasons to woot! Plus, you never have to worry if the seller is going to stiff you. :bag:
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refurbished kinda scares me
 
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tempting...

HP Athlon 64 3400+ Media Center PC$299.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

Refurbished

1 HP A1253W Athlon 64 3400+/512mb/100gb/dvdrw xp mc 2005

 
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HP Athlon 64 3400+ Media Center PC

$299.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

Refurbished

product(s):

1 HP A1253W Athlon 64 3400+/512mb/100gb/dvdrw xp mc 200

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I am tempted because I want another box with NO VISTA.

But last week Fry's had this one with twice the RAM and double the HDD for $20 less.

 
Tat said:
desert rose said:
BigJohn said:
desert rose said:
BigJohn said:
Vizio 37” High Definition LCD TV$529.99+ $5 shippingcondition: Refurbished product(s): 1 Vizio L37HDTV 37” High Definition LCD TVYou can get it on Ebay for $499 :thumbup:
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Yeah, but does it ship for $5? You can't beat the shipping.
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Yeah, just realized that... :bag:
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You could order 3 and you'd still only pay $5 shipping. That and tax free are both great reasons to woot! Plus, you never have to worry if the seller is going to stiff you. :yes:
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refurbished kinda scares me
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Emerson iTone IR30 AM/FM Table Radio with iPod Docking Station

$19.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

New

product(s):

1 Emerson iTone IR30 AM/FM Table Radio with iPod Docking Station

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This could take a while. It only works with PS2 and XBOX.

Gamester Race Pac Racing Wheel w/Seat and Pedals

$29.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

New

product(s):

1 Gamester Race Pac Racing Wheel w/Seat and Pedals - RC73910

 
Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones

$39.99

+ $5 shipping

condition:

New

product(s):

1 Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones (Black)

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The Butt Kicker Gamer

$39.99+ $5 shipping

condition:

New

product(s):

1 The Butt Kicker Gamer

With the goofy driving gaming chair a week ago and this, there are some screwy products out there.

 
There will be no screaming monkey at the end of this woot off. However you can get a woot screaming monkey teeshirt....they messed up and put it up for about 10 seconds and then went back to the butt kicker.

 
Belkin Wireless MediaPilot Keyboard

$34.99+ $5 shipping

condition:

New

product(s):

1 Belkin Wireless MediaPilot Keyboard F8E838

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:goodposting:

These guys kill me...

http://www.woot.com

Nokia Later

There we were, idling away a sunny lunch hour on a bench outside Applebee’s, feeling our lunch of deep-fried chicken wads settle comfortably into our gut and browsing the intertubes with our Nokia 770 Internet Tablet. We’d just opened an email with a very lucrative offer from a widow in Cote d’Ivoire when our reveries were interrupted by a visit from a stranger. Obese, panting, the beer-company logo on his t-shirt stretched and distorted, flesh spilling from both the top and bottom of his sweatshorts, the unexpected caller flopped onto the bench. We feared for our safety as the bench trembled under the strain.

“Whoa, cool phone!” An unidentifiable crumb arced onto our bare right arm. We noted many more caught in his mustache.

“It’s not a phone,” we replied as politely as we could manage.

“But it says Nokia. They make phones.”

“It’s an Internet tablet. Like a little computer, kind of.” Please, let that be enough. Once we get our hands on those Ivoirien riches, we’ll never have to deal with slobs like this again.

“They have computers on phones now?”

“It’s not a phone. You use it to browse the web. It’s got Wi-Fi and Bluetooth, a big 800×480 color screen, and it can play MP3s and other audio and video files.”

“Oh, so it’s like a Nokia iPod phone.”

“No, actually, it’s not like that at all. It’s more like a little computer. See, you can use this stylus here to write on the screen, or you can punch the keys on this virtual keyboard. It runs on a Debian Linux-based operating system, and has applications like an RSS news reader, a PDF reader, and an email client. Like a computer. Not a phone, not an iPod – a little computer. OK?”

“I guess it holds, like, thousands of songs, huh?”

“No, it only comes with a 128MB of flash memory and a 64MB RS-MMC card. So it’ll only hold maybe a couple of dozen songs. But you can get a new RS-MMC card (not included) – a 1GB one will run you about thirty-five bucks.”

“Oh. Still, not bad for a phone.”

Fuming, we said nothing. He went on.

“My girlfriend’s been saying she wants a new iPod and a new phone for her birthday. Where’d you get that one?”

Hmmm. We doubted the existence of this so-called girlfriend, but decided that was none of our business. “Uh, it was the last one. But you can buy this one if you want. Just three hundred bucks.”

To our astonishment, he pulled a wad of sweaty bills from one of his tube socks. As we walked away with our sudden windfall, we looked back to see him holding his new Nokia 770 Internet Tablet up to his ear. “Hello? Hello?”
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Otis said:
RANDOM BAG O' CRAP, #####ES!!!!
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Thanks for the heads up Otis. ;) Still waiting to see if my order is going to go through. :unsure:

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Bag O’ Birthday Crap XX: For You’re A Jolly Good Sucker

Today is Woot’s third birthday – we’re almost potty-trained! – so welcome to the party. But instead of taking home a goodie bag, how about a Bag O’ Crap? The Internet’s most beloved consumer ripoff returns for a celebratory reel around the crap fountain. Whatever you do, don’t buy it. Come on, it says “crap” right there in the name. What are you, nuts?

If you must proceed, CHECK THIS OUT. Somebody misunderstands this concept every time, so please READ THE BIG PRINT:

1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOU’RE ORDERING ONE (1) BAG WITH up to THREE (3) PIECES OF CRAP IN IT.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SELECTING THE QUANTITY: THREE WHEN YOU ORDER.

3. YOU WILL WASTE FREIGHT IF YOU ORDER FEWER THAN THREE. And you’ll get less crap. Wait, why is that bad again? Do you people really need more crap?

You’re only getting one bag, no matter what. The order quantity you select is the number of crappy items we’ll put in your bag. Select THREE. Later, you’ll enjoy the satisfaction of taunting the surprisingly large number of less observant Wooters who ordered less than THREE.

We make absolutely no promises about the quality or the desirability of these bags or their contents, except to promise that their quality will be low and their desirability will be non-existent. We will take your money and send you literal garbage in return. Happy birthday to us!

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0:

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE).

II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.

III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention.

V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

* The crap will be shipped via SmartPost, the crappiest shipping method available to us.

 
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your order is processing.

should just be a bit now...

What's going on here?

We got your order. Hang on a second ;) while we check our inventory to make sure we have enough stuff available to fill your order.

You can stick around to make sure your order goes through, or just leave and check your account page later. If sale's listed there, it means everything went fine. :suds: If it's not, it means your order got denied. :unsure:

 
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Got the confirmation email! 3 Bags O' Crap coming my way! :excited: :unsure:
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:lmao:your order is NOT in.possible problems with your order: * Sorry, they're all gone.Also, if you were using PayPal, it may be one of the following issues: * If your PayPal account is empty, and backed by a bank account rather than a credit card, it won't work. At this time, we don't accept eChecks, due to the 3-5 day delay prior to confirmation. You can either put money directly into your PayPal account, change your account to be backed by a credit card, or start the order process over and purchase using a credit card. * It's possible the credit card backing your PayPal account has a problem. You can check your PayPal account credit card info, or restart the order process and use a credit card. * There may be a problem with your PayPal billing agreement. You can try to order again and either click "Use a different PayPal account" to re-set up your billing agreement or use a credit card.If you want to change or fix something, click the button below:Try Again
 
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