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Worst Halloween candy? (1 Viewer)

non-chocolate tootsie rolls.oh damn- just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.
I love the fruit tootsie rolls!hate the vanillawe always buy smarties and older kids get one roll of smartiesyounger kids get handfulls of the good candyif my son is giving out candy with me when he sees older kids coming up he'll volunteer to smartie them"I'll smartie 'em for ya"lol
A couple of years ago I was pretty surprised that a lot of the older kids that came to our door actually wanted the sugary candy like smarties, dum dums, nerds, etc over the chocolate candy like snickers, milky way, reeses, etc.
 
non-chocolate tootsie rolls.oh damn- just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.
I love the fruit tootsie rolls!hate the vanillawe always buy smarties and older kids get one roll of smartiesyounger kids get handfulls of the good candyif my son is giving out candy with me when he sees older kids coming up he'll volunteer to smartie them"I'll smartie 'em for ya"lol
A couple of years ago I was pretty surprised that a lot of the older kids that came to our door actually wanted the sugary candy like smarties, dum dums, nerds, etc over the chocolate candy like snickers, milky way, reeses, etc.
They grind them up and use them to cut the pcp they are making in their basements.
 
1) Sweet Tarts

2) Smarties

3) Fruit Flavored Tootsie Rolls

4) That cheap ### bubble gum the cheap skates give out. Not sure of the name.

5) Jujy Fruits

 
4) That cheap ### bubble gum the cheap skates give out. Not sure of the name.
Double bubble? I always hated when people gave out that crap too. At least until I was about 25 and had my own place and forgot all about Halloween only to end up with a phalanx of trick-or-treaters at my door and nothing to give them. They got Taco Bell hot sauce packets. I'm amazed my house didn't get egged.
 
non-chocolate tootsie rolls.oh damn- just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.
I love the fruit tootsie rolls!hate the vanillawe always buy smarties and older kids get one roll of smartiesyounger kids get handfulls of the good candyif my son is giving out candy with me when he sees older kids coming up he'll volunteer to smartie them"I'll smartie 'em for ya"lol
Vanilla are the best ones.Lime are the suck.
blasphemy!Limes are as close as we can get to that holy grail of candy from yesteryear, the lime starburst!!!!
 
just remembered that my dad (who was a dentist) handed out Trident sugarless gum. The look of disappointment on every kid's face was priceless.
:lmao:
We handed out apples one year. My mom made us put each apple in a baggie with our name and address on a slip of paper so parents could be assured there werent razor blades or pins in the apples. The next day my siblings and I spent the morning picking up all the apples in baggies with our names in them throughout the neighborhood. Kids chucked 'em everywhere. Good times.
 
the houses that thought they were better than everyone else trying to dictate a healthy lifestyle on all the other kids and gave out healthy stuff like raisins or dried fruit. these were the houses that got pumpkin smashed or had alpo smeared on their garage doors.

 
the houses that thought they were better than everyone else trying to dictate a healthy lifestyle on all the other kids and gave out healthy stuff like raisins or dried fruit. these were the houses that got pumpkin smashed or had alpo smeared on their garage doors.
:lol: love this paranoid train of thought... please continue :popcorn:

also- houses thinking things makes me think of that recent John Oliver bit on civil forfeiture

 
the houses that thought they were better than everyone else trying to dictate a healthy lifestyle on all the other kids and gave out healthy stuff like raisins or dried fruit. these were the houses that got pumpkin smashed or had alpo smeared on their garage doors.
:lol: love this paranoid train of thought... please continue :popcorn:

also- houses thinking things makes me think of that recent John Oliver bit on civil forfeiture
paranoid? what do you mean? why cant they just give out candy like everyone else? i guarantee these are the same parents who think their kids are such wonderful unique snowflakes and name them things like Artemis or Nevaeh.

 
the houses that thought they were better than everyone else trying to dictate a healthy lifestyle on all the other kids and gave out healthy stuff like raisins or dried fruit. these were the houses that got pumpkin smashed or had alpo smeared on their garage doors.
:lol: love this paranoid train of thought... please continue :popcorn:

also- houses thinking things makes me think of that recent John Oliver bit on civil forfeiture
paranoid? what do you mean? why cant they just give out candy like everyone else? i guarantee these are the same parents who think their kids are such wonderful unique snowflakes and name them things like Artemis or Nevaeh.
:lol: "not paranoid"

 
the houses that thought they were better than everyone else trying to dictate a healthy lifestyle on all the other kids and gave out healthy stuff like raisins or dried fruit. these were the houses that got pumpkin smashed or had alpo smeared on their garage doors.
:lol: love this paranoid train of thought... please continue :popcorn:

also- houses thinking things makes me think of that recent John Oliver bit on civil forfeiture
paranoid? what do you mean? why cant they just give out candy like everyone else? i guarantee these are the same parents who think their kids are such wonderful unique snowflakes and name them things like Artemis or Nevaeh.
:lol: "not paranoid"
i guess i hit a nerve. im sorry if i ever alpo'd your garage door, but just remember its because you gave out raisins.

 
the houses that thought they were better than everyone else trying to dictate a healthy lifestyle on all the other kids and gave out healthy stuff like raisins or dried fruit. these were the houses that got pumpkin smashed or had alpo smeared on their garage doors.
:lol: love this paranoid train of thought... please continue :popcorn:

also- houses thinking things makes me think of that recent John Oliver bit on civil forfeiture
paranoid? what do you mean? why cant they just give out candy like everyone else? i guarantee these are the same parents who think their kids are such wonderful unique snowflakes and name them things like Artemis or Nevaeh.
:lol: "not paranoid"
i guess i hit a nerve. im sorry if i ever alpo'd your garage door, but just remember its because you gave out raisins.
paranoia always confuses me. my nerve got hit... gotcha.

and it wasn't raisins- it was Trident sugarless chewing gum... maybe worse.

 
1. candy corn - if it tastes burnt, its not good

2. taffy - not really a candy, more like poorly made gum that dissolves

3. black licorice - like candy corn, but more pukey

 
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1. candy corn - if it tastes burnt, its not good

2. taffy - not really a candy, more like poorly made gum that dissolves

3. black licorice - like candy corn, but more pukey
I did not like candy corn as a child and i had not even tasted one for over 20 years.

Last week my girlfriend purchased the quality Brach's made with real honey. I reluctantly tried some and I have now taken quite a shine to them. I despised CC for so long because I had only had the lower grade variety, which tastes like garbage. If you have the oppurtunity I would recommend you try the Brach's or other high class corn, you may enjoy it. It does not taste burnt or like chemicals as the pedestrian brands do.

 
Pennies and biblical tracs. :rant:
Those tracs can be useful. Now you can do the flaming bag with your own poop because you have something to wipe with. No more running around looking for that perfect dog turd. Just pinch out one of your own and clean up with Corinthians.

When life hands you lemons......

 
If I were rich I would hand out pomegranates, big ones. I would feel good about giving the children something healthy and delicious.

Does anyone dislike pomegranates?

 
Trick or treating, my kids each got a really cool-looking plastic pumpkin about the size of a baseball. When they got home, they were really excited to open it and see what was inside.

Surprise! It was 4 little chocolate candies like generic M&M's. +4 points for packaging, - 8 points for terrible candy inclusion.

 

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