Would you let babysitter bring your child to a family party? (1 Viewer)

[tommyboy]

I wouldnt

why not? the babysitter sounds hot!

Because i dont trust 99% of people

 

[Bucky86]

If a hot 23 year old really made a move on most of the married men here they would have to post to find out how to act.

You're saying most guys around here don't have to deal with this regularly?

Gonna go out on a limb and say they don't.

We're FBG's. We basically tripping over hot wimmenz throwing themselves at us on the daily.

 

[the moops]

I wouldnt

why not? the babysitter sounds hot!

Because i dont trust 99% of people

You sound like a fun person

 

[comfortably numb]

She is 23.

You will be able to follow her facebook posts, check ins, tags and what she is eating etc...

When you see something alarming, you can call her.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

What if there's an outbreak of leprosy at the party?! What if a meteorite hits the house?! Billy!!! We'll be right there little buddy!!!

Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here!

 

[Bucky86]

She is 23.

You will be able to follow her facebook posts, check ins, tags and what she is eating etc...

When you see something alarming, you can call her.

Or give all this info to us and we'll keep an eye out on her for you.

 

[General Malaise]

Goodness, is this what people with only one child stress about? He's 6. Cut the chord, Hawkeye. You trust your sitter enough to watch after him at home, I'm sure she'll do just fine on the road.

 

[shadyridr]

And yes the babysitter is ####### 23 years old and smoking hot and absolutely not sharing pics. I am facebook friends with her too.

Your wife is cool with a smoking hot 23 year babysitter?Is she Latina?

My wife knows how hot I think she is. She's fine with it. Its not like she babysits me. When she babysits my son it means I am out of the house so why should she care?

What's her approximate bra size, height/wt and hair color please. Just asking so I can finish

She's like 5'4", no clue how heavy but she's skinny. She has big cans, Id say like 34 Ds but due to her weight my wife insists they are bolt ons. Im not so sure. And right now she dyed her hair blonde but shes normally a brunette. Finish away

Why is a 23 year old girl still babysitting?

i suppose it has something to do with money

 

[dfwboiler]

How about find another sitter for the night and tell her to enjoy her Uncle's bday party....

 

[ImTheScientist]

How about find another sitter for the night and tell her to enjoy her Uncle's bday party....

Sounds like you are hoping she will babysit you that weekend.

 

[tonydead]

I wouldnt

why not? the babysitter sounds hot!

Because i dont trust 99% of people

You sound like a fun person

i need to think about this, because there's so many, but here's a start:

drop my dad and step mom's wedding cake onto the pavement

steal a bike

jump off a 50 ft high bridge into a creek

ride a motorcycle 130MPH

shove half my hand into a stripper in Tijuana

get in a fight with hooker and her 5 pimps in Tijuana

pass out on the beach and wake up hypothermic

piss all over the bed and the floor and the walls

drive

have sex in crowded room full of people watchgin

have sex on a couch in front of the elevators on the 25th floor of the Hilton

have sex in the parking lot at the county fair

threatened to kill a bouncer

put a guy in a choke hold

spit all over a guy at a football game

call a friends wife a #####

projectile vomit jello shots at a formal dinner

drive my truck into a pond and sink it

dance in a fire

have a 3 way with 2 married ladies

have sex in a patch of poison oak

smoke weed with a mexican cartel guy who was trying to set up a weed distribution network with me, after having just met him at the bar.

gamble a couple hundred a hand at blackjack in Vegas for 10hrs straight

have shopping cart races in the aisles the store

shoplift marinated mushrooms and pringles

walk through a 7-11 just grabbing stuff and eating it, then putting it back and walking out.

get arrested by 5 cops for resisting arrest

there's a lot more but i have to go now

 

[trogg78]

Is she trustworthy or not? You say she is this shouldn't be a problem.