Your Go-To Phrase(s) (1 Viewer)

[Leroy Hoard]

Whether it's sports or work or current events, my most common phrase has been....

Are you ####### kidding me?

I use this all the time with fantasy football and the end of Lions games.

 

[Gally]

I got the reference, without seeing the clip. That's one of my go-to's as well. Love Bill Murray.

Maybe you should watch the clip.  

 

[SWC]

I'm still a big "bro" guy

OK Chachi a lot

i like the jib of your cut brohan take that to the bank

 

[Todem]

This is a total ****show

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Maybe you should watch the clip.  

I should. I love Harold Ramis, too.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

"Faster would be better"

 

[wikkidpissah]

don't venture into public much but, when i do, "Well, there you go" is an easy quarter of my utterances

 

[SteevieG]

I find myself saying, "Perhaps, perhaps not" when I don't necessarily agree with someone.

 

[parrot]

My daughter and I often use the phrase “your mom”…..Even if it doesn’t make sense.

Wife: I fell alseep

Me: Your mom fell asleep

Daughter: Ohhhhhh followed by a British accent: You got absolutely wrecked

Wife:
 

Sometimes I let it go.

Wife: This has a lot of fat

Me: Your……

My daughter and I do this too except it's "your face" instead of "your mom".  I'm not crazy.  

 

[arrow1]

When I'm leaving work, going home from any sort of gathering, I say:

'I'm going to make like a baby and head out.'

I also say 'no worries; a lot

and 'Look at you!'

Also say 'I'm still breathing' when asked how's things going?  How you doing? etc

I mix them up:  I'm going to make like a tree and head out."  "I'm going to make like a baby and leave."

 

[identikit]

I subscribe to the Norm Crosby method of intentionally using the wrong words that are pretty close to the right ones.

'That's a big incision'....'

Law and Order SUV

I LOVE it when I'm corrected on them.

I hold steadfast.

Because them attempting to correct me is the punchline.

 

[Zegras11]

I subscribe to the Norm Crosby method of intentionally using the wrong words that are pretty close to the right ones.

Big fan of doing this.

 

[Tecumseh]

My daughter and I do this too except it's "your face" instead of "your mom".  I'm not crazy.  

Same in my house, except the response to “your face” has to be “your butt.” I use this to my advantage whenever possible, I.e:

Daughter: this pasta smells amazing!

Me: your face smells amazing

Daughter: No!

Me: You have to!

Daughter: *sigh* Your butt smells amazing.

 

[lakerstan]

I subscribe to the Norm Crosby method of intentionally using the wrong words that are pretty close to the right ones.

'That's a big incision'....'

Law and Order SUV

I LOVE it when I'm corrected on them.

I hold steadfast.

Because them attempting to correct me is the punchline.

Trivia - that is called a malaprop.

 

[identikit]

Trivia - that is called a malaprop.

manaprop?

 

[wlwiles]

Can't go wrong with Seinfeld references. Anytime someone you know has a new girlfriend/boyfriend "Is that your new Schmoopie?

“Oh good!”  When receiving bad news.  Said sarcastically.  

Text from a tenant - Oh Good!

Rodgers got COVID - Oh Good!

Wheel bearing goes - Oh Good!

I combine both of these.  Anytime something negative happens, my instinct reaction is "That's a shame..."

 

[Captain Cranks]

Me and a buddy have shtick we use on the regular.  For example, everyone is "My good friend" or "Our good friends".   That could include "Our good friends at Walmart" or "My good friend Kim Kardashian" dependent on the story we're telling.  

We also like to say, "you're not going to not..."  ripped from Stepbrothers when Brennan shows Dale the autograph on his samurai sword.  "You're not going to not get Randy Jackson's autograph."

 

[TheBaylorKid]

What can I do for you?

No worries

I find my self saying this one on the Friday staff meeting and am sincere about it “thanks for fighting the good fight this week, we will do it again next week”

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I like when they zoom by real fast only to get stopped by an obvious red light that I coast up to.

"Got to that red light reallll fast now didgent you?"

I love doing this. I just smile and give them a big over-exaggerated thumbs up and tell them how awesome they are. 

 

[Gr00vus]

Shove it.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Norm Crosby was one of the best. 

"Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style?"

So they can both keep watching the hockey game.

 

[cockroach]

don't think....just let it flow

Prostate probs?  If you turn the faucet on just a trickle and focus on the sound of the flowing water you might find the steam springs forth easier.  

 

[Spock]

At home whenever I'm the butt of a joke, "Jerk store called." To which my wife or daughters reply, "and they're all out of you."

 

[Charlie Steiner]

2 more I use a lot because of work:

-If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

-Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Trivia - that is called a malaprop.

he was a malapropeller, that guy...

 

[Gally]

Anytime someone is around with different color hair or very odd hair i break out the "Bllluuuee" from the progressive commercial.  Also happens whenever someone references anything that is blue.  

 

[wlwiles]

2 more I use a lot because of work:

-If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

-Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Guy I work with is obsessed with this phrase and uses it at least 5 times a day I swear. 

"Hey Rich we're going to head over to X for lunch, be back in an hour". 

Rich: "Smoke em if you got em!" 

Us: 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Guy I work with is obsessed with this phrase and uses it at least 5 times a day I swear. 

"Hey Rich we're going to head over to X for lunch, be back in an hour". 

Rich: "Smoke em if you got em!" 

Us: 

I get that at times as well, which only encourages me to use it again as soon as possible.

 

[Jutz]

If all else fails... lower your standards.

and

80% of life is showing up.

both from my dad and I find they apply to many things.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

most used phrase? ...both my wife and I

"####in' people" - usually accompanied by a slight head shake

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I seriously overuse this phrase I stole from Dorothy Parker:

"What fresh hell is this?" 

 

[Ron Swanson]

Norm Crosby was one of the best. 

"Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style?"

So they can both keep watching the hockey game.

Sidney's grandfather?

 

[SWC]

If all else fails... lower your standards.

and

80% of life is showing up.

both from my dad and I find they apply to many things.

my pop used to say these two 1 you gotta dance with the girl who brung ya and 2 good enough for the girls i go with i also find that they apply to many things maybe our pops would have gotten along pretty good take that to the bank bromigo 

 

[STBootleg]

"Not in the past few hours", stolen from "Grease 2"

Have you seen so and so?   "Not in the past few hours"

Have you ever had pizza with pineapple?  "Not in the past few hours"

Have you ever read a Superman comic?  "Not in the past few hours"

 

[ChiefD]

I use "in the _____________ aisle" all the time. For example:

Kids: Where's mommy?

Me: in the mommy aisle

Kids: Where's the scissors?

Me: in the scissors aisle

 

[mr. furley]

I subscribe to the Norm Crosby method of intentionally using the wrong words that are pretty close to the right ones.

do this to a friend of mine and it drives him insane. love it.

 

[Mister CIA]

What the #### is my go to, and No!

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

It's in the Bible- somewhere in the back.

 

[The Duff Man]

OH YEAH with pelvic thrusting motion. Fits a lot of situations. 

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

"Love knows no age."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Ignorance is nine-tenths of the law.

 

[Quint]

We're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. 

Bunch of savages in this town. 

 

[Jutz]

my pop used to say these two 1 you gotta dance with the girl who brung ya and 2 good enough for the girls i go with i also find that they apply to many things maybe our pops would have gotten along pretty good take that to the bank bromigo 

I think our pops probably would have gotten along pretty good.

I'm on my way to the bank now... Thanks!!!

 

[E-Z Glider]

When I'm leaving work, going home from any sort of gathering, I say:

'I'm going to make like a baby and head out.”

Try this one next time… “Im out like a boner in sweatpants” … it usually gets an interesting response. 

 

[wlwiles]

Anytime someone asks me where something or someone is: 

"No idea, not my day to keep up with it/him/her"

 

[rustycolts]

Life is like a poop sandwich. The more bread you have the less poop you eat.

 

[Tin Cup]

“Who’s Next?”

”Ahhhh, Bach!”

 

[Binky The Doormat]

gotta tell you guys ...there is a whole lotta pretty ####ty "catch phrases" being used around here.

 

[belljr]

gotta tell you guys ...there is a whole lotta pretty ####ty "catch phrases" being used around here.

Ok Chachi

 

[belljr]

Try this one next time… “Im out like a boner in sweatpants” … it usually gets an interesting response. 

Make like a drum and beat it?