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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I might look at porn later?
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
I'm confused about your comment in my other thread. Why shouldn't I be looking at porn?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Do we all just sit in the thread and look at each other and not talk?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Cause I see you ####ers.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I bet Disco Stu is having sex right now. Probably in the butt.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I hope it doesn't hurt him too much.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
his own butt?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
bump
boom king
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You gonna get back with that girl?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You go away.I mentioned me drinking dog balls
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
I'm seeing her again tomorrow. I'm thinking not.I've basically spent the week being on my own again - just comparing. This seems a lot better, sadly - and I haven't been hanging out with my friends (intentionally) or anything. But, this thread isn't about my wimmen problems. I'm in a small-town bar, drinking bad beer, playing on FBG and listening to karaoke. Life is good.
boom king
Footballguy
Listen boner, I thought we were over thisYou go away.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Sounds like you get it.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Never.Listen boner, I thought we were over thisYou go away.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm going to tell you something. I love my wife. I lvoe her very much. She does so much for me, and puts up with everything I like, and is generally just an awesome, awesome girl. But I don't have my freedom. I have to do stupid crap all the time, just for her. I have to not eat in certain rooms and other blah blah blah like that. But I wouldn't change a thing, and it's worth the sacrifices to be with her. But I've been with a lot of other girls who it wasn't worth the sacrifices for. I was trying to make a hgue point and be all awesome but I don't really remember where I was going wit this. My wife is 7 months pregnant (with out second) and is looking at me like I"m an ####### for having another drink. I need to figure out how to have another one. So just don't pay attention to waht that I said.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
What makes you stick with it every day?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Every day is better with her. Well, not every day. Sometimes she goes out of town to visit family for a week, and honest to god I get insanely excited to be on my own for a week. Then by day four I'm lonely, and by day six I am desperate for her to be back.Sounds pretty stupid, but it's the truth.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
yeah, it is. Being single is awesome, and being married is awesome, both in different ways. With the right woman, you can almost get both. As that weirdo old dude said in that Indiana Jones movie, "Choose Wisely."Seems pretty awesome to me.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
I guess the thing that gets me is that I thought I did. Ah well.yeah, it is. Being single is awesome, and being married is awesome, both in different ways. With the right woman, you can almost get both. As that weirdo old dude said in that Indiana Jones movie, "Choose Wisely."
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
lol
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
you may have been a little ahead of the timeline, but uhh... yeah.The disco butt is still virginal though, thanks.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Agree to disagree.FWIW I think the whole "crazies" thing is overblown (so to speak). I've only dated one that I'd call crazy. Unfortunately that's the one I married.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Do you get a ton of tail from being the lead singer of the New Pornographers?
this weekend has been disappointing so far.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Only in Canada.
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Does nobody drink on sundays? 
went to the ranger game today, not a big fan of budweiser but I knew the alochol content was higher so I stuck to them after that played many games of pool volleyball while drinking more beer and rum. stopped at a fast food place on the way home, guess I'm pretty drunk because the cashier asked me if I had been drinking, at which point I offered him an unopened beer.. he accepted and said he would drink it after he got off work. pretty sure I just contributed to a minor.. #### it 
went to the ranger game today, not a big fan of budweiser but I knew the alochol content was higher so I stuck to them
after that played many games of pool volleyball while drinking more beer and rum. stopped at a fast food place on the way home, guess I'm pretty drunk because the cashier asked me if I had been drinking, at which point I offered him an unopened beer.. he accepted and said he would drink it after he got off work. pretty sure I just contributed to a minor.. #### it 
strykerpks
Footballguy
Just got home. Half cocked.
Was at a wedding last night at a VFW in a podunk town. Instead of champagne, the head table had 6 bottles of blue Boone's Farm. All class at this joint.
Good night. I've been drinking since 11am. Been drunk twice. I'm tired.
Was at a wedding last night at a VFW in a podunk town. Instead of champagne, the head table had 6 bottles of blue Boone's Farm. All class at this joint.
Good night. I've been drinking since 11am. Been drunk twice. I'm tired.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Only blue? Couldn't even afford variety?
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Whoa, whoa. You got divorced? ####. I can echo what Frosty is saying. I love my wife to death. Seriously. There isn't any magic trick to it, we're just really good for each other. And I was lucky to have found her, and that there was a window when neither of us were with other people. The good news is that going through a couple bad relationships helps you understand what you really want/need out of a #####.All that said, I had today to myself. I went to a baseball game. Alone. No one else I was accountable for, nothing to carry, just alone enjoying the sun and the game. It was glorious.Do you play Video Games?I guess the thing that gets me is that I thought I did. Ah well.yeah, it is. Being single is awesome, and being married is awesome, both in different ways. With the right woman, you can almost get both. As that weirdo old dude said in that Indiana Jones movie, "Choose Wisely."Seems pretty awesome to me.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This is pure awesomeness.UniAlias said:Does nobody drink on sundays?
went to the ranger game today, not a big fan of budweiser but I knew the alochol content was higher so I stuck to themafter that played many games of pool volleyball while drinking more beer and rum. stopped at a fast food place on the way home, guess I'm pretty drunk because the cashier asked me if I had been drinking, at which point I offered him an unopened beer.. he accepted and said he would drink it after he got off work. pretty sure I just contributed to a minor.. #### it
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Nobody drinks on Tuesdays?
zander_s
Footballguy
If it ends in a y it's a drinking day!! Go Lakers!!
zander_s
Footballguy
I guess not!
Detroit Fan 365
Footballguy
I fully expect Arid Filch to be posting any second.
zander_s
Footballguy
Better chance of Darling posting!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was tanked last night...Tuesday golf league, and you know it's gonna be a good day when you have a beer on the way to the course because you just can't wait.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sorry chief, Tuesdays are like God's Sundays...my day offI pretty much drink Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. So Tuesday and Thursday are now my recovery days.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Ihave no idea what you're talking about..but you drink a tonMy cheese balls are Oke Doke related.........figure it outDid anyone else notice that Planters discontinued the Cheese Balls?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer was supposed to be a busy fella after work today and get a bunch of #### done.
Instead, I went over my buddy's and drank 87 million beers in his garage.
Hammered.
Instead, I went over my buddy's and drank 87 million beers in his garage.
Hammered.
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