Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[zander_s]

Where is everybody??

 

[strykerpks]

Hey ####face we need to play a drunken cribbage match - tomorrow late night?

Old lady's going out so I got the house to myself. I see a 12er and a pizza in my future :nopants:How late you talkin? Prolly not staying up too late because I gotta get up at the ###-crack of dawn on Saturday to drive 4 hours to a wedding.

#### #### #### dhole barf #### bag ###### herpes

This is what we've been missing in this thread

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

 

[Thorn]

Hey ####face we need to play a drunken cribbage match - tomorrow late night?

Old lady's going out so I got the house to myself. I see a 12er and a pizza in my future :nopants:How late you talkin? Prolly not staying up too late because I gotta get up at the ###-crack of dawn on Saturday to drive 4 hours to a wedding.

Around 1

 

[YSR]

Hey ####face we need to play a drunken cribbage match - tomorrow late night?

Old lady's going out so I got the house to myself. I see a 12er and a pizza in my future :nopants:How late you talkin? Prolly not staying up too late because I gotta get up at the ###-crack of dawn on Saturday to drive 4 hours to a wedding.

Around 1

at you guys getting drunk, coming home, and playing some old lady card game online.

 

[Thorn]

Hey ####face we need to play a drunken cribbage match - tomorrow late night?

Old lady's going out so I got the house to myself. I see a 12er and a pizza in my future :nopants:How late you talkin? Prolly not staying up too late because I gotta get up at the ###-crack of dawn on Saturday to drive 4 hours to a wedding.

Around 1

at you guys getting drunk, coming home, and playing some old lady card game online.

It's a tournament. Would there be any other way to play styrkwrtw;ekys if you got him in the draw?

 

[strykerpks]

at you guys getting drunk, coming home, and playing some old lady card game online.

Oh, I'm not even leaving the house tonight

It's a tournament. Would there be any other way to play styrkwrtw;ekys if you got him in the draw?

The drunk thread is like my personal werewolf.1am EST? That might be cutting it close. I'm may be mid-coitus around that time.

Otherwise I'll be out of town until sometime Sunday night.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

 

[boom king]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

bob- do you have blonde hair? i had a dream about you the other night :verysure:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

bob- do you have blonde hair? i had a dream about you the other night :verysure:

I used to.Thanks for meeting up in Chicago. How's my cat shirt painting coming along?

 

[strykerpks]

:crack:

Operation Lay Around In My Underwear and Drink Copious Amounts of Beer and Play Some Cribbage has begun

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I;m hammered and I smeel mainly.

And by that I mean I stink like a sweaty taint.

Shower, masturbation, and the bar. Not necessarity in that order.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Please tell me someone got the movie reference.

 

[boom king]

cool bottle- kraken

 

[zander_s]

2 hours in the dentist this morning. Vodka is a good pain killer! Off to have sushi and sake, back drunk later!

You go you mother####in cribbage playin fools!!

 

[strykerpks]

cool bottle- kraken

Pretty tasty stuff. Almost picked up a bottle tonight but went with beer instead

 

[YSR]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

Zomg, I had a dream about you, too. No kidding, I was going to post it in the dream thread but it wasn't all that exciting.You and ACP and I were at some kind of hotel/conference center (think "The Shining"). You and ACP kept leaving me, as if you wanted to go somewhere alone to talk (not sexy-like or anything). The thing is, you looked almost exactly like Jeff Bridges' Obadiah Stane character in the Iron Man series.Anyway, I have brown hair. If you were on Facebook I would be your friend and you could see.

 

[boom king]

cool bottle- kraken

Pretty tasty stuff. Almost picked up a bottle tonight but went with beer instead

this is my 1st go around. this stuff might do the trick. little lady loves cool looking bottles. good enough of an excuse for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

Zomg, I had a dream about you, too. No kidding, I was going to post it in the dream thread but it wasn't all that exciting.You and ACP and I were at some kind of hotel/conference center (think "The Shining"). You and ACP kept leaving me, as if you wanted to go somewhere alone to talk (not sexy-like or anything). The thing is, you looked almost exactly like Jeff Bridges' Obadiah Stane character in the Iron Man series.Anyway, I have brown hair. If you were on Facebook I would be your friend and you could see.

Weird. I couldn't find that thread.Mine wasn't all that exciting either. I was on a fishing trip with you, some other gal, Homer Jay, and two of my B&M friends. Odd.

 

[boom king]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

bob- do you have blonde hair? i had a dream about you the other night :verysure:

I used to.Thanks for meeting up in Chicago. How's my cat shirt painting coming along?

yeah i just bought a house. stupid house stuff and stuff. im about to set up my desk and ####, but i had to take a break and get hammered of this rum first.

 

[boom king]

whats B&M?

 

[strykerpks]

whats B&M?

Its brick & mortar, meaning real life friends as opposed to ifriendsPS Congrats on the house. The first few weeks suck big fat floppy donkey **** but it's pretty cool once you settle in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to play golf at 2ish. I already brought the cooler and a 12 pack to the office so I won't have to stop on the way to the course. lanning!:

So jealous.YSR, do you have blond hair? I had a dream about you the other night.

bob- do you have blonde hair? i had a dream about you the other night :verysure:

I used to.Thanks for meeting up in Chicago.

How's my cat shirt painting coming along?

yeah i just bought a house. stupid house stuff and stuff. im about to set up my desk and ####, but i had to take a break and get hammered of this rum first.

Atta boy. Congrats on the house GB. Mrs. SLB is "walking" 50 miles this weekend for charity and staying at some local CC. These boys better go to sleep soon.

Also, you girls best not think about coming over and taking advantage of the situation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stryk, any chance you'll make it in town?

Really, I love all of you drunks.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryk, any chance you'll make it in town? Really, I love all of you drunks.

I could definitely be talked into it. You got some sort of weekend in mind? ####### old lady has me pretty much booked most of the summer but I'm pretty sure she's going to Colombia 2nd week in July.ETA - Shes going 7/14 - 7/20. Pretty sure I can do whatever I want that weekend PS #### you and the Cardinals. RUnning up the score like that. Who do you think you are, Florida State?

 

[boom king]

sometimes i think tehres is only 5 different people who post in this thread....

 

[Homer J Simpson]

sometimes i think tehres is only 5 different people who post in this thread....

Yeah so?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

 

[boom king]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

 

[boom king]

also, im thinking of unretiring the oh yes! feller.... ot sure i like this boom king guy...

ive matured

 

[strykerpks]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

Understood. That dog is probably a little too small to be baning on a consistent basis

 

[kevzilla]

sometimes i think tehres is only 5 different people who post in this thread....

Well, I've retired from professional drunkeness, but I'll chip in on occasion.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

Hot. But I would hate her after 3 weeks.I will gladly take my dry spells with occasional waitresses, bartenders, and drug reps over the same tail every friggin day.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

Hot. But I would hate her after 3 weeks.I will gladly take my dry spells with occasional waitresses, bartenders, and drug reps over the same tail every friggin day.

You poor dumb *******

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

Hot. But I would hate her after 3 weeks.I will gladly take my dry spells with occasional waitresses, bartenders, and drug reps over the same tail every friggin day.

You poor dumb *******

Yeah, it's rough. But this is the life I chose.

 

[boom king]

the fact that she will dress up as slash for my 6 year old nieces bday says alot abut how awesome she is. :treat:

 

[boom king]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

Understood. That dog is probably a little too small to be baning on a consistent basis

she just TAKES it though...

 

[strykerpks]

I'm hammered again and still.

Gonna bang a 25 year old waitress next week. It aint oftem when they flat out make out with you in the middle of the bar.

thats awesome, smetimes i wish i was single. but im stuck banging this eevery other ight... hi oney!!!!

Hot. But I would hate her after 3 weeks.I will gladly take my dry spells with occasional waitresses, bartenders, and drug reps over the same tail every friggin day.

You poor dumb *******

Yeah, it's rough. But this is the life I chose.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

the fact that she will dress up as slash for my 6 year old nieces bday says alot abut how awesome she is. :treat:

She seems awesome...and her two friends are great as well.Her, I might go way over my limit and dig for a month or two.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yeah, it's rough. But this is the life I chose.

I went all in, buddy. Oh, and this one I'm about to start banging...there will be pics. Lots of em. And the odds of me ever being onvolved in a threesome are about to go waaaaay up.

 

[strykerpks]

Yeah, it's rough. But this is the life I chose.

I went all in, buddy. Oh, and this one I'm about to start banging...there will be pics. Lots of em. And the odds of me ever being onvolved in a threesome are about to go waaaaay up.

R:e:s:e:rv:e:d for Hom:e:r? :jaa:?

 

[boom king]

i mean if i have to make it all gay up in here i will...

homr show me your ####!!!!!!!!!

 

[boom king]

random chick

 

[strykerpks]

sometimes i think tehres is only 5 different people who post in this thread....

Well, I've retired from professional drunkeness, but I'll chip in on occasion.

Wait, wat? I though we were all proffessionals here?

 

[strykerpks]

random chick

My favorite shtick. I just can't look at half of them at work

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, you girls best not think about coming over and taking advantage of the situation.

Thank you for respecting my wishes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stryk, any chance you'll make it in town?

Really, I love all of you drunks.

I could definitely be talked into it. You got some sort of weekend in mind? ####### old lady has me pretty much booked most of the summer but I'm pretty sure she's going to Colombia 2nd week in July.ETA - Shes going 7/14 - 7/20. Pretty sure I can do whatever I want that weekend

PS #### you and the Cardinals. RUnning up the score like that. Who do you think you are, Florida State?

Actually, I'm told that I'm booked until the middle of August.

 

[Michael Fox Fan]

Also, you girls best not think about coming over and taking advantage of the situation.

Thank you for respecting my wishes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yeah, it's rough. But this is the life I chose.

I went all in, buddy. Oh, and this one I'm about to start banging...there will be pics. Lots of em. And the odds of me ever being onvolved in a threesome are about to go waaaaay up.

R:e:s:e:rv:e:d for Hom:e:r? :jaa:?

Not sure what you guys are trying to say here.But yeah, the Homer thread is about to be rejuvenated.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryk, any chance you'll make it in town?

Really, I love all of you drunks.

I could definitely be talked into it. You got some sort of weekend in mind? ####### old lady has me pretty much booked most of the summer but I'm pretty sure she's going to Colombia 2nd week in July.ETA - Shes going 7/14 - 7/20. Pretty sure I can do whatever I want that weekend

PS #### you and the Cardinals. RUnning up the score like that. Who do you think you are, Florida State?

Actually, I'm told that I'm booked until the middle of August.

I might have a "business trip" to schedule around then. We'll see. I have a 5 day bachelor party next March to save for.

Oh and that whole wedding thing