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Official Drunk Thread (5 Viewers)

Not as drunk as I would like to be. I have a bottle of brandy that should remedy that in short order.

 
'Steve Tasker said:
'shadyridr said:
'Steve Tasker said:
'shadyridr said:
going to a craft beer fest today, 60 beers, 3-5 oz a pour. things could get ugly. im so pumped
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Update?
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what a ####in blast. i wish i can remember every beer i had. got pretty tanked although i sobered up now. one of the more fun days ive had in quite awhile
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Well come on. What were some of the highlights? I NEED TO KNOW.
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i had a ton of ipas. some of my favorite were red wagon ipa, empire amber ale, a dogfish head ginger beer which i forget the name of, harpoon octoberfest, a new sam adams oaked ale, a red beer called freaktoberfest ( forgot the brewer) . also had a bunch of pumpkin ales. hated the southern tier pumking which evryone raved about. i was pretty much in my glory. i skipped the brown beers, not a big fan of those. my head was spinning by the end of the day. i probably had about 25-30 samples in total
 
ever wake up in a hospital?

black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinking

I think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from wallet

debating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

 
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Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar.

As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.

 
'Jojo the circus boy said:
ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened
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I'm guessing you wouldn't shut your ##### mouth.
 
'-fish- said:
Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar. As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.
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Well the last bar I remember going to only took cash, I'm thinking I left it at hospital, cancelled it when I got home last night.
 
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'-fish- said:
Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar. As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.
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Well the last bar I remember going to only took cash, I'm thinking I left it at hospital, cancelled it when I got home last night.
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got back from the bar just now, bouncer said there were no fights last night, looks like I was mugged :topcat:
 
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'-fish- said:
Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar. As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.
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Well the last bar I remember going to only took cash, I'm thinking I left it at hospital, cancelled it when I got home last night.
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got back from the bar just now, bouncer said there were no fights last night, looks like I was mugged :topcat:
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That sucks GB. :( I had somebody attempt to mug me once, broke two fingers after I punched him in the face and knocked him out. Did you get a rape kit yet?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'-fish- said:
Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar. As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.
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Well the last bar I remember going to only took cash, I'm thinking I left it at hospital, cancelled it when I got home last night.
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got back from the bar just now, bouncer said there were no fights last night, looks like I was mugged :topcat:
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That sucks GB. :( I had somebody attempt to mug me once, broke two fingers after I punched him in the face and knocked him out. Did you get a rape kit yet?
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I'm guessing it was some homeless dude, there's a lot of sketchy characters walking around here.
 
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'-fish- said:
Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar. As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.
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Well the last bar I remember going to only took cash, I'm thinking I left it at hospital, cancelled it when I got home last night.
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got back from the bar just now, bouncer said there were no fights last night, looks like I was mugged :topcat:
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That sucks GB. :( I had somebody attempt to mug me once, broke two fingers after I punched him in the face and knocked him out. Did you get a rape kit yet?
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I'm guessing it was some homeless dude, there's a lot of sketchy characters walking around here.
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Why can't homeless people rape?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'Jojo the circus boy said:
'-fish- said:
Holy crap, dude. Yes, you go back to last bar. As an occasional blackout drunk, 1 card missing isn't a sign of a mugging. It means you left a tab open.
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Well the last bar I remember going to only took cash, I'm thinking I left it at hospital, cancelled it when I got home last night.
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got back from the bar just now, bouncer said there were no fights last night, looks like I was mugged :topcat:
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That sucks GB. :( I had somebody attempt to mug me once, broke two fingers after I punched him in the face and knocked him out. Did you get a rape kit yet?
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I'm guessing it was some homeless dude, there's a lot of sketchy characters walking around here.
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Why can't homeless people rape?
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Because they dribble before they shoot!Wait...that's not it.
 
Just spent 15 minutes in the Kroger liquor aisle trying to decide which would get me drunker for a 10-spot: a bottle of Christian Bros. or a 12-pack of High Life.

I went with the brandy. Will report back.

 
2 things

1 halloween rules for outfits that younger girls wear out at bars

2 it is freaking freeezing out side and i just peed off my deck. It was beautiful. not as beautiful as a mcrib would be right now.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Luke Skywalker said:
Just spent 15 minutes in the Kroger liquor aisle trying to decide which would get me drunker for a 10-spot: a bottle of Christian Bros. or a 12-pack of High Life.I went with the brandy. Will report back.
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Luke..... you didn't report back.
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Needless to say, the brandy worked just fine. I vaguely remember standing in the middle of the driveway in my boxers around 2 a.m. looking for my lost cell phone.
 
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