Official Drunk Thread (5 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Thunderhead IPA as a warm up to tonight's festivities.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thunderhead IPA as a warm up to tonight's festivities.

:fistpic:

 

[Dungeon Master]

If there was a Venn diagram of people who post in the GMTAN and people who post in here would it just be one giant circle?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If there was a Venn diagram of people who post in the GMTAN and people who post in here would it just be one giant circle?

A square is a rectangle. But a rectangle is not necessarily a square. Or something like that.

 

[Dungeon Master]

If there was a Venn diagram of people who post in the GMTAN and people who post in here would it just be one giant circle?

A square is a rectangle. But a rectangle is not necessarily a square. Or something like that.

Proof #1 that Wisconsin people can't do math.

 

[Guster]

I really like apple pie moonshine. Pounded a pint of it, poured another and things are starting to get a bit fuzzy. My buddy made this batch with ever clear and spiced rum ETA: typing is hard

My GB has a similar recipe. Perfect for tailgating on a cool autumn day. Or hammering down in the living room on a Thursday night

Second time writing this...somehow clicked out of the program and it erased my replyGot a big day tomorrow..."working from home" in the am and then meeting up with buddies atriums noon to make the 5 hour drive up to Windsor for my friend's bachelor party weekend. If I'm not drunk by the time we get up there, I'm not doing it right!

 

[Gadzooks]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

[Peter Boyle]Puttin down some SCHLIIIIITZ!!

[/Peter Boyle]

I put about 7 or 8 seconds into that. It should have gotten more love :(

That was pretty awesome. Thought of it earlier and I was kinda singing it to myself in the lickher store.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If there was a Venn diagram of people who post in the GMTAN and people who post in here would it just be one giant circle?

A square is a rectangle. But a rectangle is not necessarily a square. Or something like that.

Proof #1 that Wisconsin people can't do math.

 

[-fish-]

I really like apple pie moonshine. Pounded a pint of it, poured another and things are starting to get a bit fuzzy. My buddy made this batch with ever clear and spiced rum ETA: typing is hard

My GB has a similar recipe. Perfect for tailgating on a cool autumn day. Or hammering down in the living room on a Thursday night

Second time writing this...somehow clicked out of the program and it erased my replyGot a big day tomorrow..."working from home" in the am and then meeting up with buddies atriums noon to make the 5 hour drive up to Windsor for my friend's bachelor party weekend. If I'm not drunk by the time we get up there, I'm not doing it right!

why are you taking your buddies' atriums to a bachelor party? you guys are weird.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If there was a Venn diagram of people who post in the GMTAN and people who post in here would it just be one giant circle?

A square is a rectangle. But a rectangle is not necessarily a square. Or something like that.

Proof #1 that Wisconsin people can't do math.

My link

 

[-fish-]

uh oh. we're going mexican tonight. tequila starting in 25 minutes.

8 am meeting will be fun.

 

[Guster]

I really like apple pie moonshine. Pounded a pint of it, poured another and things are starting to get a bit fuzzy. My buddy made this batch with ever clear and spiced rum ETA: typing is hard

My GB has a similar recipe. Perfect for tailgating on a cool autumn day. Or hammering down in the living room on a Thursday night

Second time writing this...somehow clicked out of the program and it erased my replyGot a big day tomorrow..."working from home" in the am and then meeting up with buddies atriums noon to make the 5 hour drive up to Windsor for my friend's bachelor party weekend. If I'm not drunk by the time we get up there, I'm not doing it right!

why are you taking your buddies' atriums to a bachelor party? you guys are weird.

Should I have said vestibules?? Ivegot no clue what I was trying to say. Around??

 

[Limp Ditka]

I really like apple pie moonshine. Pounded a pint of it, poured another and things are starting to get a bit fuzzy.

There are two events in my life that I consider fortunate to make it out of with my vision intact. The weekend in Door County, Wi me and some buddies did and we brought 3-4 gallons of that stuff with us.The night I got my DVD of Golden Girls Season 3 from Amazon.

 

[-fish-]

me and tequila have a long and passionate love/hate relationship. I just ran up a $150 bar tab that consisted entirely of shots of herradura and pints of dos equis for me, three chicks and some random guy.

during this, my stalker began texting. the girls took my phone and took over texting her back. they got topless pics, an offer of a three way, and a whole bunch of crazy ranting. they left, making me promise that I wouldn't follow through on any offers I just got. of course, as soon as they left, I told crazy chick to come over.

awaiting the hurricane of badness and crazy sechs. I'm so, so drunk and stupid.

 

[dharmapunk]

me and tequila have a long and passionate love/hate relationship. I just ran up a $150 bar tab that consisted entirely of shots of herradura and pints of dos equis for me, three chicks and some random guy.during this, my stalker began texting. the girls took my phone and took over texting her back. they got topless pics, an offer of a three way, and a whole bunch of crazy ranting. they left, making me promise that I wouldn't follow through on any offers I just got. of course, as soon as they left, I told crazy chick to come over.awaiting the hurricane of badness and crazy sechs. I'm so, so drunk and stupid.

You know what to do with those pics, my friend.

 

[Sarnoff]

OK, probably finally time to this.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You dumb *******. Have fun!

 

[-fish-]

she's lost. driving around and trying to find my house.

 

[dharmapunk]

she's lost. driving around and trying to find my house.

She'll find it. Then -

 

[-fish-]

found it. post in the morning, I hope.

 

[-fish-]

You dumb *******. Have fun!

thank you for understanding

 

[Homer J Simpson]

found it. post in the morning, I hope.

Yeah, I'm sure she'll let you bring your laptop down to the makeshift dungeon.

 

[Disco Stu]

me and tequila have a long and passionate love/hate relationship. I just ran up a $150 bar tab that consisted entirely of shots of herradura and pints of dos equis for me, three chicks and some random guy.during this, my stalker began texting. the girls took my phone and took over texting her back. they got topless pics, an offer of a three way, and a whole bunch of crazy ranting. they left, making me promise that I wouldn't follow through on any offers I just got. of course, as soon as they left, I told crazy chick to come over.awaiting the hurricane of badness and crazy sechs. I'm so, so drunk and stupid.

You know what to do with those pics, my friend.

This chick sounds awesome.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Considering giong on the defense of Mr Pain in the cage thread. I might be too drunk to make it work.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hey

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

hey

Mr. Bob. Hi.

 

[kevzilla]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sam, kev, what's happenin my brothers? Drinking whiskey and a little tired. Watched the game up north last night, got a little loaded and spent the night at my parents house since the were out of town. Jerkoffs didn't tell me their heat was out. Frooze my ### off.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't have any ### to spare, I'd be upset if I froze any of it off.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Roasty toasty 70 degrees in my house

But then again, I'd turn my heat off to have the Brewers in the WS

I HATE YOU BOB!

 

[Cunk]

Awesome. Had a small fire going in a fire pit outside tonight. Next thing you know an f'ng fire truck with its lights on an sirens blaring pull up to the top of my driveway to make me put it out. Someone called the fire station. Apparently you can't do that. Oh for the love of all that is good can't someone please....please just speak to another person if they don't like what's going on. What the F did I do that is any different than lighting a fire in the fireplace. It was just me sitting in front of a small bowl with twigs. Give me an f'ning break. City living isn't all it's cracked up to be.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I wore this to work today

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

 

[krista4]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

The World Series, Dancy McGee.GLGB

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

He was rooting for a drastic mid-playoffs realignment whereby the Brewers went back to the American League, were grandfathered into the ALCS and won, allowing them to play the Cards in the World Series. Duh.

 

[krista4]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

The World Series, Dancy McGee.GLGB

Yeah, no ####. I might just be a silly blonde, but it was my impression that generally a National League team might play an American League team in your little baseball contest.

 

[krista4]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

He was rooting for a drastic mid-playoffs realignment whereby the Brewers went back to the American League, were grandfathered into the ALCS and won, allowing them to play the Cards in the World Series. Duh.

I really do need to be drunk, I guess.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

The World Series, Dancy McGee.GLGB

Yeah, no ####. I might just be a silly blonde, but it was my impression that generally a National League team might play an American League team in your little baseball contest.

I silly blonds as you know. See, I wanted the Brewers to beat Arizona so that one of us would make it to the WS.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bob, I ####### hate you. It still hurts

 

[krista4]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

The World Series, Dancy McGee.GLGB

Yeah, no ####. I might just be a silly blonde, but it was my impression that generally a National League team might play an American League team in your little baseball contest.

I silly blonds as you know. See, I wanted the Brewers to beat Arizona so that one of us would make it to the WS.

I still love you anyway.I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wore this to work today

The way they lost the game last night worries me. We'll see. FTR I was rooting for your guys to play us. My father on the other hand, to quote him, "#### them".

What am I missing here? Is it because I'm not drunk?Bob, thinking I might actually enter my picks in your office pool this week, for a change.

The World Series, Dancy McGee.GLGB

Yeah, no ####. I might just be a silly blonde, but it was my impression that generally a National League team might play an American League team in your little baseball contest.

I silly blonds as you know. See, I wanted the Brewers to beat Arizona so that one of us would make it to the WS.

I still love you anyway.I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

It's a complicated matrix of drinks per post, posts per drink, GMTAN posts that day vs drinks had, drinks had vs posts IN GMTAN that day.After careful calculations....just post.

 

[kevzilla]

If you DON'T CARE which thread you're posting in...you just might be a drunk.

/Foxworthy

 

[krista4]

I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

It's a complicated matrix of drinks per post, posts per drink, GMTAN posts that day vs drinks had, drinks had vs posts IN GMTAN that day.After careful calculations....just post.

But I was told there would be no math!I'm watching a show called "World's Deadliest Snakes". It features a lot of phrases like "slowly crushing its victim to death" and "these springboks are oblivious that terror waits just below the surface". I think I might need to turn this off.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

It's a complicated matrix of drinks per post, posts per drink, GMTAN posts that day vs drinks had, drinks had vs posts IN GMTAN that day.After careful calculations....just post.

But I was told there would be no math!I'm watching a show called "World's Deadliest Snakes". It features a lot of phrases like "slowly crushing its victim to death" and "these springboks are oblivious that terror waits just below the surface". I think I might need to turn this off.

How much have you had to drink tonight?

 

[krista4]

I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

It's a complicated matrix of drinks per post, posts per drink, GMTAN posts that day vs drinks had, drinks had vs posts IN GMTAN that day.After careful calculations....just post.

But I was told there would be no math!I'm watching a show called "World's Deadliest Snakes". It features a lot of phrases like "slowly crushing its victim to death" and "these springboks are oblivious that terror waits just below the surface". I think I might need to turn this off.

How much have you had to drink tonight?

I'm on glass of wine #4. I know, I don't really deserve to be here.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I was just popping in here to see if I could figure out how y'all decide whether to post in this thread vs. the GMTAN. Carry on.

It's a complicated matrix of drinks per post, posts per drink, GMTAN posts that day vs drinks had, drinks had vs posts IN GMTAN that day.After careful calculations....just post.

But I was told there would be no math!I'm watching a show called "World's Deadliest Snakes". It features a lot of phrases like "slowly crushing its victim to death" and "these springboks are oblivious that terror waits just below the surface". I think I might need to turn this off.

How much have you had to drink tonight?

I'm on glass of wine #4. I know, I don't really deserve to be here.

Well you know what I always say, glass #8 is right around the corner.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

I am drinking a quart of beer. Apparently, in Germany, they have quart-sized cans of beer.

I am thinking of moving there permanently.

 

[cosjobs]

Awesome. Had a small fire going in a fire pit outside tonight. Next thing you know an f'ng fire truck with its lights on an sirens blaring pull up to the top of my driveway to make me put it out. Someone called the fire station. Apparently you can't do that. Oh for the love of all that is good can't someone please....please just speak to another person if they don't like what's going on. What the F did I do that is any different than lighting a fire in the fireplace. It was just me sitting in front of a small bowl with twigs. Give me an f'ning break. City living isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Next time, dig the fire pit behind your mobile home