Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Guster]

Half a bottle of wine in and I'm starting to feel drunk. Might not make it to my first meeting tomorrow, but they can go f themselves.

There's more important stuff to do like rooting for Austin Jackson to not get an RBI

 

[Guster]

I've been drinking since a little after 11 this morning. Plan on drinking a bit longer...well after my gf looks at me with scorn for "still being drunk"

Just got the ol "why are you even with me"Always the start of a fantastic night

 

[commisholio]

I've been drinking since a little after 11 this morning. Plan on drinking a bit longer...well after my gf looks at me with scorn for "still being drunk"

Just got the ol "why are you even with me"Always the start of a fantastic night

That usually gets a "good question" out of me.

 

[Guster]

I've been drinking since a little after 11 this morning. Plan on drinking a bit longer...well after my gf looks at me with scorn for "still being drunk"

Just got the ol "why are you even with me"Always the start of a fantastic night

That usually gets a "good question" out of me.

I just gave her a look (as I was cleaning up after dinner) and didn't say a thing

 

[Dungeon Master]

I've been drinking since a little after 11 this morning. Plan on drinking a bit longer...well after my gf looks at me with scorn for "still being drunk"

Just got the ol "why are you even with me"Always the start of a fantastic night

Mention something about her ###.

 

[-fish-]

night out at the local bar with my favorite bartender and no stalker. winning.

 

[rickyjgo]

4am and no ballgame??? FML. Game is going right now isn't it? We have been able to watch all of the ALCS games, but none of the NLCS on native TV. Bad night to drink until the sun comes up, MacHEADS it is (I guess). :(

 

[rickyjgo]

Any gems if I roll this thread back a few pages? Wide awake and toasted at 5am local, sort of wish there was a Denny's or Waffle House here at the moment.

 

[rickyjgo]

Is it fair game to semi-Hipple here when I am the only occupant in a thread? Should I care? It is too bad that the next time this thread is populated happens while I am sleeping the day away.

 

[rickyjgo]

Typing in "drunkthread" worked like a charm (GMTAN showed up as well, but that is usually never off the front page). Don't mind me, I am just padding my post count...I think I can catch some of the regulars in another decade or two.

Sun is up, glad I have heavy curtains and no reason to venture outdoors today.

 

[The Juggernaut]

Crystal light OJ + Vodka = Awesome...

 

[rickyjgo]

Breakfast time...should I fry a few eggs, or dish up some chili dogs?

 

[rickyjgo]

Breakfast time...should I fry a few eggs, or dish up some chili dogs?

Chili dogs sound great.

 

[rickyjgo]

Breakfast time...should I fry a few eggs, or dish up some chili dogs?

Chili dogs sound great.

Cooking now.

 

[rickyjgo]

Next time I think I will get the crock pot and roll with some "jerked" chicken. Coming up on 8am and I am done, going to hate eating those chili dogs later. Good talking.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:slapithigh:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Breakfast time...should I fry a few eggs, or dish up some chili dogs?

Chili dogs sound great.

Cooking now.

 

[-fish-]

next drink: thunderhead IPA, sailor jerry or bourbon?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

next drink: thunderhead IPA, sailor jerry or bourbon?

I'd go with #1 and #3.

 

[Tickle Monster]

Bourbon. Definitely

 

[-fish-]

next drink: thunderhead IPA, sailor jerry or bourbon?

I'd go with #1 and #3.

this was my decision. good call.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hello

 

[Tiger Fan]

hello

yo

 

[Tiger Fan]

hungover as #### today (drank a lot of wine last night and woke up at 2am and threw it all up). Had 2 beers at around 3 and that made me feel better.

Anyway.

Liquor or beer for the rest of the night?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hungover as #### today (drank a lot of wine last night and woke up at 2am and threw it all up). Had 2 beers at around 3 and that made me feel better.Anyway.Liquor or beer for the rest of the night?

Vokda cures all ills.

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hHey TF, are you in charge of procuring offices supplies at the joint you work at? Just curious, nothing more.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

 

[Keys Myaths]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go toWhy don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

 

[Guster]

Went out to dinner with my gf, her sister and her sister's racist fiancé. Got drunk to get through the meal and then hit another bar afterwards. My teeth are a little tingley. Yay

 

[Guster]

hHey TF, are you in charge of procuring offices supplies at the joint you work at? Just curious, nothing more.

Just got notice that my work switched office supply providers to Staples. Was a little pissed that I have 0 influence over the decision process or else I would steer them your way

 

[Dungeon Master]

Holla

 

[kevzilla]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

[Peter Boyle]Puttin down some SCHLIIIIITZ!!

[/Peter Boyle]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hHey TF, are you in charge of procuring offices supplies at the joint you work at? Just curious, nothing more.

Just got notice that my work switched office supply providers to Staples. Was a little pissed that I have 0 influence over the decision process or else I would steer them your way

I appreciate the sentiment GB, but I'm not really looking for new business. I'm considering writing a book, perhaps a pamphlet, one day, and was wondering if it was worth while.

 

[Guster]

hHey TF, are you in charge of procuring offices supplies at the joint you work at? Just curious, nothing more.

Just got notice that my work switched office supply providers to Staples. Was a little pissed that I have 0 influence over the decision process or else I would steer them your way

I appreciate the sentiment GB, but I'm not really looking for new business. I'm considering writing a book, perhaps a pamphlet, one day, and was wondering if it was worth while.

If you turn it into an iPhone app, I'd totally consider maybe buying it

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hHey TF, are you in charge of procuring offices supplies at the joint you work at? Just curious, nothing more.

Just got notice that my work switched office supply providers to Staples. Was a little pissed that I have 0 influence over the decision process or else I would steer them your way

I appreciate the sentiment GB, but I'm not really looking for new business. I'm considering writing a book, perhaps a pamphlet, one day, and was wondering if it was worth while.

If you turn it into an iPhone app, I'd totally consider maybe buying it

I might have Cal do that for me.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Working on drunk #3 of the day.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I need help. What's the worst combination ever? Of anything, whatever you think of. Not FFA related.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I need help. What's the worst combination ever? Of anything, whatever you think of. Not FFA related.

Used tampon wrapped up in a bar rag that was used to scrub the urnilas of a line-dancing country bar.

 

[Cunk]

I wish the tree didn't ask me the unknown question. Unca, unca, unca was the only reply I could give. I don't have a breath to give to the hostage cheese that brought out the drying towel but, until then, the mask that the mushroom built me held firm and I didn't need to reveal the revision of a plan I had to slide small slivers of ham under the midget's shoes. Ripprie! Prippondudeth. Was the response I got. F him and the gauge he used against me.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I wish the tree didn't ask me the unknown question. Unca, unca, unca was the only reply I could give. I don't have a breath to give to the hostage cheese that brought out the drying towel but, until then, the mask that the mushroom built me held firm and I didn't need to reveal the revision of a plan I had to slide small slivers of ham under the midget's shoes. Ripprie! Prippondudeth. Was the response I got. F him and the gauge he used against me.

Same exact thing happened to me last week.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I wish the tree didn't ask me the unknown question. Unca, unca, unca was the only reply I could give. I don't have a breath to give to the hostage cheese that brought out the drying towel but, until then, the mask that the mushroom built me held firm and I didn't need to reveal the revision of a plan I had to slide small slivers of ham under the midget's shoes. Ripprie! Prippondudeth. Was the response I got. F him and the gauge he used against me.

Same exact thing happened to me last week.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Got about a 14 second pour on this captain. Happy birthday me.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Got about a 14 second pour on this captain. Happy birthday me.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Got about a 14 second pour on this captain. Happy birthday me.

Happy Birthday.

Thfhuugftddssghjiijhh boobs gyh

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

GB OY

Pretty slow night so far

 

[Doctor Detroit]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

Hang in there. I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be right along with you in a day or two.

 

[Dungeon Master]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

At least you have the Pistons.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

At least you have the Pistons.

Yeah as always, really looking forward to the NBA season. It's like 1987 all over again except I'm not tailing 17 year old tail and the Pistons blow. Almost the same though, like a mirror inside a mirror.