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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying.

Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.

I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.
:lmao:

We need pics.

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A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

I'm still hungover from December 23.

This is beautiful

Watching the Chargers game with a fridge FULL of Blanche de Bruxelles. It's either going to be a 6 beer night and end up going out to a bar to celebrate with some scantily clad wimmenz, or a 10+ beer night passed out on my sofa. :popcorn:

I'm aiming for passing out on my couch. Just poured pint glass #3 of apple pie moonshine :banned:
4 beers in the first half. These refs are making me switch to something stronger.
Almost done with glass #4. I think my face is starting to get numb and I haven't stood up in a while
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ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today :hot: I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?
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ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today :hot: I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?
Damn dude. That sucks. No insurance?
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ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today :hot: I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?
Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB
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ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today :hot: I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?
Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB
Do you mean Chapter 7 (bankruptcy)? Can't find anything on Chapter 8.
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ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today :hot: I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?
Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB
Do you mean Chapter 7 (bankruptcy)? Can't find anything on Chapter 8.
Fuvk, I don't know. Just threaten chapters.
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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

I ma
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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

I ma
:unsure:
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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Five beers left and I am fading fast. 5pm on the East Coast, do I have any enablers?

Last day at this job and nobody would miss me, but I need to see the Boss and get a few papers signed. Thinking about wearing one of these bottles as cologne tomorrow...wouldn't be much of a difference at the moment.

:banned:

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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

I ma
:unsure:
Huh. wish I could tell ya.
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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
Well?
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Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

:bag:I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.:sadbanana:
Send everything else back. Now.
I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
Well?
Think TRE has video of me slamming beers with it on. He can confirm.
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