Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[kevzilla]

Picked up some Flor de Cana Grand Reserve. Dance for me, Krista.

 

[krista4]

Picked up some Flor de Cana Grand Reserve. Dance for me, Krista.

Thought I'd check in here though I'm not drunk. Good on you, buddy. Good on you.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.

My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.

congrats!!!boy or girl?

Boy! Knox Irving. Thanks drunks.

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Big Trouble In Little China is a fantastic movie

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?

Damn dude. That sucks. No insurance?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?

Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?

Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB

Do you mean Chapter 7 (bankruptcy)? Can't find anything on Chapter 8.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?

Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB

Do you mean Chapter 7 (bankruptcy)? Can't find anything on Chapter 8.

Fuvk, I don't know. Just threaten chapters.

 

[-fish-]

empty in here lately.

I'm shammered.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I acidentally got sh*thammered tonight. I even chose not to get taco bell...serioulsy a big call for me.

HI KIDS!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

5:30 and I'm cracking another Fresca.

Just read my last post and I have no f###ing clue what it means.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Here.

 

[Frostillicus]

This place is lame.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Happy birthday Frostillicus. I hope you find your robot wife.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Running it back!

 

[Frostillicus]

Happy birthday Frostillicus. I hope you find your robot wife.

thanks!what?

 

[kevzilla]

Nica rum still treating me very well indeed.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I really should go to bed. Aw hell, one/a few more. As long as I get 6 hours sleep. /larrymiller

 

[Frostillicus]

holla

 

[Frostillicus]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

 

[Frostillicus]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

 

[Frostillicus]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

 

[Frostillicus]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

I ma

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

I ma

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

 

[rickyjgo]

Five beers left and I am fading fast. 5pm on the East Coast, do I have any enablers?

Last day at this job and nobody would miss me, but I need to see the Boss and get a few papers signed. Thinking about wearing one of these bottles as cologne tomorrow...wouldn't be much of a difference at the moment.

 

[rickyjgo]

Five will become four no thanks to any of you. See if I enable any of you ####ers when I get back to a real timezone (I probably will).

Eat #### #####es.



Rick

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Rick

 

[rickyjgo]

Rick

WHAT???Going to fall four short. Gave it a good shot, but I need to make some crockpot chicken and call it a night.

 

[Guster]

preemptively posting in here so it's easier to find later

 

[urbanhack]

Rick

HOLA

 

[Kenny Powers]

Five will become four no thanks to any of you. See if I enable any of you ####ers when I get back to a real timezone (I probably will).Eat #### #####es. Rick

Man, youre really crushing that six pack

 

[Thorn]

thanks baltimore. fourteen hundred in survivor. you couldn't take care of seattle. seattle

 

[Frostillicus]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not masturbating to pictures from the future.

I ma

Huh. wish I could tell ya.

 

[Frostillicus]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Well?

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

I think I have a lead on who mugged me, I'll be more confident when I get the EMS record showing where I was picked up. Debating if I go to cops and finger this guy on a hunch. Would also get a restraining order, does that make sense?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stryker - beer stars - now. do it.

I must confess. I have no idea where it is. My stupid wife probably did something with it. I'm sorry.

Send everything else back. Now.

I"M WEARING THE SHIRT TOMORROW!11!WUN!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Well?

Think TRE has video of me slamming beers with it on. He can confirm.

 

[Tickle Monster]

Vodka and Schmidt's.

 

[Raider Nation]

 

[Cavalier]

Okay, the drunk with a big penis in the HOUSE!

 

[BRONG]

WHAT IN THE MUTHARFUK IS GOING ON IN HERE???

 

[Cavalier]

WHAT IN THE MUTHARFUK IS GOING ON IN HERE???

Nothing but an east coast guy that likes to drink all nite and then some.

 

[YSR]

I've broken the seal.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hey. We just had a shot. Sup?

 

[kevzilla]

The long, dark night of Longhorn Nation contines.

 

[Gadzooks]

Bump for later. Frosty's gay.