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Jeromen

A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

the rover

I'm still hungover from December 23.

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So uhh... drunk again. :)Random asian walked up, said I needed to take her on a date and quickly gave me her number. Pretty sure she was on a date at the time...

I have a hard time believing it's been a week since anyone was drunk... :hey:Went out with the above mentiond chick tonight. One of the best first dates evah. We met for drinks and the second half of the cowby-steeler game. Turns out she not only likes football, she like s fantasty ffootball. One of the first things she asked was if I knew how Jay Cutler was doing, because she started him in her fantasy league. :hey:Drinks turned into dinner. Then we decided to go see Buddy Guy, who is the effin man. Then more drinks at a nearby bar. Decided to be a gentleman since i defintely want to see her again.Gonna have to deal with this girlfriend situation soon... :confused:
I'm such an #######. :bye:
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Homer J Simpson

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I'm such an #######. :lmao:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :unsure:It sure helped with the wrapping :goodposting:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.:o
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I'm such an #######. :thumbup:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :kicksrock: It sure helped with the wrapping :kicksrock:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :thumbup:
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
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Homer J Simpson

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I'm such an #######. :thumbup:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :thumbup: It sure helped with the wrapping :kicksrock:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :hifive:
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.:kicksrock:
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I'm such an #######. :hifive:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :thumbup: It sure helped with the wrapping :kicksrock:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :hot:
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :thumbup:
GB ya! :kicksrock:
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I'm such an #######. :hifive:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :thumbup: It sure helped with the wrapping :kicksrock:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :hot:
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :thumbup:
GB ya! :kicksrock:
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!
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I'm such an #######. :hifive:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :thumbup: It sure helped with the wrapping :kicksrock:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :hot:
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :thumbup:
GB ya! :kicksrock:
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!
Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?
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Homer J Simpson

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I'm such an #######. :hot:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :hifive: It sure helped with the wrapping :kicksrock:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :hot:
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :thumbup:
GB ya! :kicksrock:
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!
Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?
I have no idea what the hell is going on. :thumbup:
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I'm such an #######. :hot:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :hot: It sure helped with the wrapping :thumbup:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :)
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :thumbup:
GB ya! :kicksrock:
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!
Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?
I have no idea what the hell is going on. :hifive:
:finger:Woz just called you an #######:kicksrock:
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I'm such an #######. :)

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :hot: It sure helped with the wrapping :thumbup:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :)
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :hifive:
GB ya! :kicksrock:
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!
Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?
I have no idea what the hell is going on. :hot:
:finger:Woz just called you an #######:kicksrock:
OK, the woz comment was uncalled for. :thumbup:Just realized what MKE means...and ftr I friggin' LOVE Wisconsin. So if this job comes through, when are you coming to Columbus?
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Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?

:angry:

OK, the woz comment was uncalled for. :wub: Just realized what MKE means...and ftr I friggin' LOVE Wisconsin. So if this job comes through, when are you coming to Columbus?

What I was saying was.....In April, I have a few days to play with...I could visit Granpa in Akron and come to CMH in the way back for a day or two....depending on hangover (which I'm guessin g would be quite profound (big word for me right now) if we hook up)ORIf you have your job and a few bucks to spend, my old lady will be out of town for those days so I would be open for Milwaukee fun...perhaps get a Keys, Larryboy, springroll, MrPack, Furley, other Wisconsin boys, plus Homer cornhole going....ETA that felt like a halft hour of posting :bag: Edited by strykerpks
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Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?

:angry:

OK, the woz comment was uncalled for. :wub: Just realized what MKE means...and ftr I friggin' LOVE Wisconsin. So if this job comes through, when are you coming to Columbus?

What I was saying was.....In April, I have a few days to play with...I could visit Granpa in Akron and come to CMH in the way back for a day or two....depending on hangover (which I'm guessin g would be quite profound (big word for me right now) if we hook up)ORIf you have your job and a few bucks to spend, my old lady will be out of town for those days so I would be open for Milwaukee fun...perhaps get a Keys, Larryboy, springroll, MrPack, Furley, other Wisconsin boys, plus Homer cornhole going....ETA that felt like a halft hour of posting :bag:
Dude, if you're in Akron, I'm friggin' there. And if the missus is out of town in Wiscy, count me in for that as well. I've been dyin' for a Wiscy cornhole for a while, so if this job comes through I'll be there with friggin' bells on.
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Dude, if you're in Akron, I'm friggin' there. And if the missus is out of town in Wiscy, count me in for that as well. I've been dyin' for a Wiscy cornhole for a while, so if this job comes through I'll be there with friggin' bells on.

R E T A R D!!!!Thats my point...one or the other...Old lady is in ####### Utah that week.....I'll be in CMH or you'll be in MKE for a massive drinking cornhole (my pad is yours)
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Dude, if you're in Akron, I'm friggin' there. And if the missus is out of town in Wiscy, count me in for that as well. I've been dyin' for a Wiscy cornhole for a while, so if this job comes through I'll be there with friggin' bells on.

R E T A R D!!!!Thats my point...one or the other...Old lady is in ####### Utah that week.....I'll be in CMH or you'll be in MKE for a massive drinking cornhole (my pad is yours)
I love that you're still up at 5:30.And that you're a full lush. :angry:
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Dude, if you're in Akron, I'm friggin' there. And if the missus is out of town in Wiscy, count me in for that as well. I've been dyin' for a Wiscy cornhole for a while, so if this job comes through I'll be there with friggin' bells on.

R E T A R D!!!!Thats my point...one or the other...Old lady is in ####### Utah that week.....I'll be in CMH or you'll be in MKE for a massive drinking cornhole (my pad is yours)
I love that you're still up at 5:30.And that you're a full lush. :wub:
Full lush that has to drive 5 hours in 6 hours...I have to go to bed :bag:Re tard:angry:
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I'm such an #######. :bag:

And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today. :lmao: It sure helped with the wrapping :wub:
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it. :)
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute there
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon. :bag:
GB ya! :angry:
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!
Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?
I have no idea what the hell is going on. :banned:

Holy crap I'm drunk.

:lmao:
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Dude, if you're in Akron, I'm friggin' there. And if the missus is out of town in Wiscy, count me in for that as well. I've been dyin' for a Wiscy cornhole for a while, so if this job comes through I'll be there with friggin' bells on.

R E T A R D!!!!Thats my point...one or the other...Old lady is in ####### Utah that week.....I'll be in CMH or you'll be in MKE for a massive drinking cornhole (my pad is yours)
I love that you're still up at 5:30.And that you're a full lush. :wub:
Full lush that has to drive 5 hours in 6 hours...I have to go to bed :bag:Re tard:angry:
Sleep well my friend, and dream of large women.
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I cracked a beer last night at about 1:00.

Just met with a cop buddy of mine for breakfast and I haven't even thought about stopping. In fact, I ran out of beer fivee hours ago and switched to vodka wthout a second thought. Wheeeeeee!@

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I cracked a beer last night at about 1:00.Just met with a cop buddy of mine for breakfast and I haven't even thought about stopping. In fact, I ran out of beer fivee hours ago and switched to vodka wthout a second thought. Wheeeeeee!@

God I hate drunks.
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I cracked a beer last night at about 1:00.Just met with a cop buddy of mine for breakfast and I haven't even thought about stopping. In fact, I ran out of beer fivee hours ago and switched to vodka wthout a second thought. Wheeeeeee!@

God I hate drunks.
Picked up- an 18 pack on the way home from breakfast and we'll see where things head for the respt of the day.Happy new year, you married bastich. :shrug:
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I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though. :lmao:

That was a fast 18 pack.
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.
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