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Footballguy
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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Oh Yes!
strykerpks
Footballguy
[controversy]
Just saw "the Dark Knight" for the first time today
When I think Joker, I think Nichoson
What say you? Cesar? Jack? Heath?
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Just saw "the Dark Knight" for the first time today
When I think Joker, I think Nichoson
What say you? Cesar? Jack? Heath?
[/controversy]
strykerpks
Footballguy
FYI, I'm probably biased...to me, Keaton was the best Batman.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I love the holidays. Extended family night with my old man's side. Miller Lite, Jack Daniels, Peppermint Schnapps and som B&B
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm such an #######.I have a hard time believing it's been a week since anyone was drunk...So uhh... drunk again.Random asian walked up, said I needed to take her on a date and quickly gave me her number. Pretty sure she was on a date at the time...
Went out with the above mentiond chick tonight. One of the best first dates evah. We met for drinks and the second half of the cowby-steeler game. Turns out she not only likes football, she like s fantasty ffootball. One of the first things she asked was if I knew how Jay Cutler was doing, because she started him in her fantasy league.
strykerpks
Footballguy
And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
It sure helped with the wrapping 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
It sure helped with the wrapping
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
strykerpks
Footballguy
GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Why am I still up? Watching Private Parts on Uniuversal HD right now and I'm enthralled. Jenna Jameson in her prime, HFS
Glad someone bumped the hangover thread earlier. I forgot about it, but may have to post in it.
Glad someone bumped the hangover thread earlier. I forgot about it, but may have to post in it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I have no idea what the hell is going on.Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
strykerpks
Footballguy
:finger:Woz just called you an #######I have no idea what the hell is going on.Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, the woz comment was uncalled for.:finger:Woz just called you an #######I have no idea what the hell is going on.Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
Just realized what MKE means...and ftr I friggin' LOVE Wisconsin. So if this job comes through, when are you coming to Columbus?
strykerpks
Footballguy
What I was saying was.....In April, I have a few days to play with...I could visit Granpa in Akron and come to CMH in the way back for a day or two....depending on hangover (which I'm guessin g would be quite profound (big word for me right now) if we hook up)ORIf you have your job and a few bucks to spend, my old lady will be out of town for those days so I would be open for Milwaukee fun...perhaps get a Keys, Larryboy, springroll, MrPack, Furley, other Wisconsin boys, plus Homer cornhole going....ETA that felt like a halft hour of postingOK, the woz comment was uncalled for.Just realized what MKE means...and ftr I friggin' LOVE Wisconsin. So if this job comes through, when are you coming to Columbus?
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Dude, if you're in Akron, I'm friggin' there. And if the missus is out of town in Wiscy, count me in for that as well. I've been dyin' for a Wiscy cornhole for a while, so if this job comes through I'll be there with friggin' bells on.What I was saying was.....In April, I have a few days to play with...I could visit Granpa in Akron and come to CMH in the way back for a day or two....depending on hangover (which I'm guessin g would be quite profound (big word for me right now) if we hook up)ORIf you have your job and a few bucks to spend, my old lady will be out of town for those days so I would be open for Milwaukee fun...perhaps get a Keys, Larryboy, springroll, MrPack, Furley, other Wisconsin boys, plus Homer cornhole going....ETA that felt like a halft hour of postingOK, the woz comment was uncalled for.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Holy crap I'm drunk.
strykerpks
Footballguy
R E T A R D!!!!Thats my point...one or the other...Old lady is in ####### Utah that week.....I'll be in CMH or you'll be in MKE for a massive drinking cornhole (my pad is yours)
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I love that you're still up at 5:30.And that you're a full lush.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Full lush that has to drive 5 hours in 6 hours...I have to go to bedI love that you're still up at 5:30.And that you're a full lush.
Re tard
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
I have no idea what the hell is going on.Jesus your dumbI thought I was a maroon after a few hundred drinksBTW, I may have a day or two to play with in April. You up for a MKE trip (given the new job) or shiould I plan on a CMH trip?I honestly couldn't figure out what you were replying to.But now I do. F**k that wagon!GB ya!My animosity toward that friggin' wagon knows no bounds.No way your boy Homer will ever even sniff the wagon.Bout ####### time! Thought you jumped on the wagon for a minute thereIt doesn't matter what you have...you still miss Homer.Just admit it.And who of us in this thread isn't?Got 2 bottles of Jack, some Hacker Pschorr, Guinness, Schlitz and a ####### box of Franzia from my underlings today.I'm such an #######.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Sleep well my friend, and dream of large women.Full lush that has to drive 5 hours in 6 hours...I have to go to bedI love that you're still up at 5:30.And that you're a full lush.
strykerpks
Footballguy
This was unusual, how?Merry Chrimmus.
strykerpks
Footballguy
This was unusual, how?Merry Chrimmus.
Merry Christmas Annyong! Bedtime for me though, gotta be up for work in 6 hours 
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Hi 
Super King
Footballguy
hello....
mr. furley
Footballguy
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3 hour lunch
Footballguy
6 tabling Pokerstars NL even though I suck at poker and still surfing FBG's an drinking Bud Light like it's a water fountain in the desert!
strykerpks
Footballguy
Buncha ####### rookies in this mug....
Wisconsin is a horrible football team
Hol #### Im drunk.......Im not driving so I got that goin for me, which is nice
Wisconsin is a horrible football team
Hol #### Im drunk.......Im not driving so I got that goin for me, which is nice
strykerpks
Footballguy
I cant seee...its been awhile since some #### liek that....jeeeeeesuus chrisst
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Bojang0301
Omar4Heisman
God bless boredom on a Monday night... well, that and the Rolling Stones.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I cracked a beer last night at about 1:00.
Just met with a cop buddy of mine for breakfast and I haven't even thought about stopping. In fact, I ran out of beer fivee hours ago and switched to vodka wthout a second thought. Wheeeeeee!@
Just met with a cop buddy of mine for breakfast and I haven't even thought about stopping. In fact, I ran out of beer fivee hours ago and switched to vodka wthout a second thought. Wheeeeeee!@
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
God I hate drunks.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Picked up- an 18 pack on the way home from breakfast and we'll see where things head for the respt of the day.Happy new year, you married bastich.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I think I'm going to bed now.
Not real happy about it though.
Not real happy about it though.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
That was a fast 18 pack.I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.That was a fast 18 pack.I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.That was a fast 18 pack.I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though.
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