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Jorts: Reloaded (1 Viewer)
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"What are you gonna do with that big pile of denim, though?"
Wingnut
Footballguy
double whammy!
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Nice one! Camera or camera-phone?I had a non-moustached middle-aged Polish dude in my sights (w/fanny-pack) but couldn't get the pic.
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
The backwards hats are almost as bad as jorts now.
Wingnut
Footballguy
Camera phone. Had to be sneaky, hence the slight blurriness. Had an even better one of a guy with jorts, a superman logo wife beater, and white socks pulled up all the way over his calves. Almost got caught taking the pic, which turned out too blurry to even tell what it was. I didnt try again because it woulda been embarassing to get beat up by a guy wearing that.
El Floppo
Footballguy
... very true.
Otis
Footballguy
f360spyder
Footballguy
Is he using his sneakers as slippers?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
).
Carpenter's Jorts
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
).Carpenter's Jorts
Uncle Harry
Footballguy
Just awful. The color combo of shirt/jorts makes it even more terribler. Quality submission.RedmondLonghorn said:I went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
Carpenter's Jorts
Wingnut
Footballguy
Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9899/0911071515lj0.jpg
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9899/0911071515lj0.jpg
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Good God.
Duk
Footballguy
whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
Carpenter's Jorts
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
I bet he left that store with a handle of Kentucky Deluxe.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Don't rule out Old Crow.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
Carpenter's Jorts
Wingnut
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Cargo jorts would suck, too, though, in case anyone's wondering.Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
Carpenter's Jorts
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Hmmm. Surprising. Looks like a whiskey enthusiast to me.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Cargo jorts would suck, too, though, in case anyone's wondering.Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
Carpenter's Jorts
Extra pockets doesn't excuse the fact they're jorts.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Rum is a better meth chaser.Hmmm. Surprising. Looks like a whiskey enthusiast to me.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Oh, I agree, they are jorts afterall.I just don't think they would be as especially notable in their suckiness as friggin' carpenter's jorts.Cargo jorts would suck, too, though, in case anyone's wondering.Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them (
Carpenter's Jorts
Duk
Footballguy
my bad somebody was talking to me when I was trying to type that. I meant to say carpenterMaybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ().
Carpenter's Jorts
Wingnut
Footballguy
Threading his mane through his adjustable hat hole is a nice touch.
Al Czervik
Not wearing pants
A couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.
I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
Duk
Footballguy
my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwards
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Duk
Footballguy
no 21
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Duk
Footballguy
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Hint: People in places like Provo and Waco tend to get married younger than average.I am just kidding with you, regardless.
Duk
Footballguy
my bad Im a little out of it todayHint: People in places like Provo and Waco tend to get married younger than average.I am just kidding with you, regardless.
how did I miss this first time around?
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Footballguy
Uncle Harry
Footballguy
Boomer!
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Saw some sweet jorts at Yanke stadium last night...
Complete with Yankee jersey and porn stache...
It was awesome...
No pics...
Complete with Yankee jersey and porn stache...
It was awesome...
No pics...
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
This is not really jorts related, but I also saw a lesbian Sooner fan with a guitar tattoo on her arm with "Free Bird" written underneath it. 
Uncle Harry
Footballguy
Probably saw a good amount of the creatively ingenious "horns down," too, I'd imagine?
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Oh yeah. Everywhere. Also popular was the hilarious "Book'em Horns" shirt with the Texas logo with handcuffs instead of horns. Because OU runs a squeaky clean program.Probably saw a good amount of the creatively ingenious "horns down," too, I'd imagine?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I actually don't think any other kind of shorts are available in Oklahoma.
matuski
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
According to Esquire, jorts are out. Agree or disagree?
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I'm bringing them back!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Pics?
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
I've been looking for a reason to bump this thread. I can't wait for summer, when jorts are plentiful.
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