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snogger
Footballguy
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Facebook is awesome.
Boring, inane conversations used to be analog.
Now they're digital!
Boring, inane conversations used to be analog.
Now they're digital!
pantagrapher
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
Turns out she doesn't check very often.
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.In my defense, I'm still friends with all but one of them, and in that case I friended him just to see pics of his new fiance.
Denver Cat Lover
Footballguy
well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
snogger
Footballguy
With a Motto of "Me eat all the Poop" that isn'twell LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
'ing at all. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Look, I just don't hold hands with every person I sleep with, Slutmonkey.....some of us have morals.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
FatMax
Member
Wait, he's getting married?
krista4
Footballguy
Who? An ex-boyfriend? Yes...
FatMax
Member
I pretty much guarantee that I have not either.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
FatMax
Member
You're no fun.
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
By the way, if you sign me up as a Facebook friend, please don't send me flowers. Don't digitally hug me. Don't send me a teddy bear. Jeez. I think Facebook is attempting to turn America gay.
snogger
Footballguy
After reading this comment on your Random 25 things from Cathrine I think she'd fit right in on this board:
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Vile strumpet.
Big Dumb Ape
Footballguy
Just a little tip for those of you out there: Drunk facebooking can lead to friend requesting of a girl you met once three months ago and wouldn't give you her number then. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
1 GM, 2 CupsWith a Motto of "Me eat all the Poop" that isn'twell LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
snogger
Footballguy
1 GM, 2 CupsWith a Motto of "Me eat all the Poop" that isn'twell LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
:X :X
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, this is rich....story?Just a little tip for those of you out there: Drunk facebooking can lead to friend requesting of a girl you met once three months ago and wouldn't give you her number then.
pantagrapher
Footballguy
After reading this comment on your Random 25 things from Cathrine I think she'd fit right in on this board:
Out of context!
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jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I really must see this list.After reading this comment on your Random 25 things from Cathrine I think she'd fit right in on this board:
Big Dumb Ape
Footballguy
Alright, here goes.I went out with a friend of mine (we'll call her Monica) who was with one of her friends (we'll call her Sandy). The three of us had a few drinks, and Monica ended up needing some babysitting. So I took her back to Sandy's house and got her in bed passed out. Sandy and I seemed to get along, so before I left I went for the digits. I get "Oh, Monica didn't tell you? I'm seeing someone."Oh, this is rich....story?Just a little tip for those of you out there: Drunk facebooking can lead to friend requesting of a girl you met once three months ago and wouldn't give you her number then.
That means one of three things:
1) She's actually seeing someone and just not that into me
2) She's not seeing someone and just not that into me
3) She thinks Monica has a thing for me and doesn't want to get in the way
Either way, I don't generally make a second move after the first one fails. It just doesn't work most of the time, and it makes you look like a needy fruitcake. Neither of which is a terribly good thing to a hot chick. Three months pass.
I went out for happy hour with some GB's, came home, and downed the better part of a bottle of wine on top of it. Good decision making has officially left the building. I do what any complete nerd does when he gets home, which is surf the interwebz. I check my facebook page, and notice that Sandy made a comment on Monica's page. AWESOME!!1!1 I SHOULD TOTALLY SEND HER A MESSAGE!1111. So, in my mind, I'm going to be charming, play it cool, and act like it's no big thing, which is awesome when you're drunk. I send this message.
I wake up the next morning and instantly feel
- I hear back from her the following evening.
My reply:
I haven't heard back. I wasn't actually that annoyed I struck out, because hey, let's be honest, I'm not the kind of guy that every hot chick is going to want, and I'm cool with that. Then after she friended me I stalked her profile. First activity listed? Golf. First interest? Travel. First group? "I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a #######." Now I'm actually mildly annoyed she turned me down, but we've got a few mutual friends, so I might get to run into her again one day.The only real good part about that evening is I got this picture , which makes a heck of a background for my cell phone.
(edit: Monica on the left, Sandy on the right)
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Big Dumb Ape
Footballguy
No reason to be sorry. That post was definitely not about how awesome I am.Judging by the photo, you're screwed. Sorry man.The only real good part about that evening is I got this picture , which makes a heck of a background for my cell phone.
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Sweet J
Footballguy
You look an awful like another guy I know.No reason to be sorry. That post was definitely not about how awesome I am.Judging by the photo, you're screwed. Sorry man.The only real good part about that evening is I got this picture , which makes a heck of a background for my cell phone.
Big Dumb Ape
Footballguy
Some of the stories make it over here. There were some possible privacy concerns with my other username.You look an awful like another guy I know.No reason to be sorry. That post was definitely not about how awesome I am.Judging by the photo, you're screwed. Sorry man.The only real good part about that evening is I got this picture , which makes a heck of a background for my cell phone.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Whoa Krista. Impressive.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.In my defense, I'm still friends with all but one of them, and in that case I friended him just to see pics of his new fiance.
I counted 15 from my list. Included ex/kinda ex/1-2 nighters, excluded the 'drunk kiss' and 'went on a date' ones.
pantagrapher
Footballguy
I really must see this list.After reading this comment on your Random 25 things from Cathrine I think she'd fit right in on this board:
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
You don't want to hear it.Oh, this is rich....story?Just a little tip for those of you out there: Drunk facebooking can lead to friend requesting of a girl you met once three months ago and wouldn't give you her number then.
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Crap, too late...Alright, here goes.I went out with a friend of mine (we'll call her Monica) who was with one of her friends (we'll call her Sandy). The three of us had a few drinks, and Monica ended up needing some babysitting. So I took her back to Sandy's house and got her in bed passed out. Sandy and I seemed to get along, so before I left I went for the digits. I get "Oh, Monica didn't tell you? I'm seeing someone."Oh, this is rich....story?Just a little tip for those of you out there: Drunk facebooking can lead to friend requesting of a girl you met once three months ago and wouldn't give you her number then.
That means one of three things:
1) She's actually seeing someone and just not that into me
2) She's not seeing someone and just not that into me
3) She thinks Monica has a thing for me and doesn't want to get in the way
Either way, I don't generally make a second move after the first one fails. It just doesn't work most of the time, and it makes you look like a needy fruitcake. Neither of which is a terribly good thing to a hot chick. Three months pass.
I went out for happy hour with some GB's, came home, and downed the better part of a bottle of wine on top of it. Good decision making has officially left the building. I do what any complete nerd does when he gets home, which is surf the interwebz. I check my facebook page, and notice that Sandy made a comment on Monica's page. AWESOME!!1!1 I SHOULD TOTALLY SEND HER A MESSAGE!1111. So, in my mind, I'm going to be charming, play it cool, and act like it's no big thing, which is awesome when you're drunk. I send this message.
I wake up the next morning and instantly feel
My reply:I haven't heard back. I wasn't actually that annoyed I struck out, because hey, let's be honest, I'm not the kind of guy that every hot chick is going to want, and I'm cool with that. Then after she friended me I stalked her profile. First activity listed? Golf. First interest? Travel. First group? "I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a #######." Now I'm actually mildly annoyed she turned me down, but we've got a few mutual friends, so I might get to run into her again one day.The only real good part about that evening is I got this picture , which makes a heck of a background for my cell phone.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
1. You look like the love-child of Ron Howard and Dave Casper.2. Krista is kinda old, she's had a lot more time to build up her dance card.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
3. I'm pretty much a jerk
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Hi GB
krista4
Footballguy
1. You look like the love-child of Ron Howard and Dave Casper.2. Krista is kinda old, she's had a lot more time to build up her dance card.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
3. I'm pretty much a jerk
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Yeah. I saw that one coming.1. You look like the love-child of Ron Howard and Dave Casper.2. Krista is kinda old, she's had a lot more time to build up her dance card.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend. :X In my defense, I'm still friends with all but one of them, and in that case I friended him just to see pics of his new fiance.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
3. I'm pretty much a jerk
For the record I am 'distinguished'.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
KarmaPolice
Footballguy
oso diablo
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Maybe you could start a facebook group about that.Yeah. I saw that one coming.1. You look like the love-child of Ron Howard and Dave Casper.2. Krista is kinda old, she's had a lot more time to build up her dance card.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
3. I'm pretty much a jerk
Just did mine yesterday.
snogger
Footballguy
Link?? Or at least be-friend me...Just did mine yesterday.
Linus Scrimmage
Footballguy
You know what I hate about facebook/myspace
When a girl tells me her 1st name at my bar, I always forget to ask for her last name (usually too drunk) (we're all from the same city, it's common to ask a girl her last name, you may have slept with her sister or know her dad or something)
it takes forever to find someone with only a 1st name and the city they live in
When a girl tells me her 1st name at my bar, I always forget to ask for her last name (usually too drunk) (we're all from the same city, it's common to ask a girl her last name, you may have slept with her sister or know her dad or something)
it takes forever to find someone with only a 1st name and the city they live in
PM me your name and location.Link?? Or at least be-friend me...Just did mine yesterday.
snogger
Footballguy
If you joined the *Official* group you'd already know..PM me your name and location.Link?? Or at least be-friend me...Just did mine yesterday.
pm sent
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Alright, here goes.I went out with a friend of mine (we'll call her Monica) who was with one of her friends (we'll call her Sandy). The three of us had a few drinks, and Monica ended up needing some babysitting. So I took her back to Sandy's house and got her in bed passed out. Sandy and I seemed to get along, so before I left I went for the digits. I get "Oh, Monica didn't tell you? I'm seeing someone."Oh, this is rich....story?Just a little tip for those of you out there: Drunk facebooking can lead to friend requesting of a girl you met once three months ago and wouldn't give you her number then.
That means one of three things:
1) She's actually seeing someone and just not that into me
2) She's not seeing someone and just not that into me
3) She thinks Monica has a thing for me and doesn't want to get in the way
Either way, I don't generally make a second move after the first one fails. It just doesn't work most of the time, and it makes you look like a needy fruitcake. Neither of which is a terribly good thing to a hot chick. Three months pass.
I went out for happy hour with some GB's, came home, and downed the better part of a bottle of wine on top of it. Good decision making has officially left the building. I do what any complete nerd does when he gets home, which is surf the interwebz. I check my facebook page, and notice that Sandy made a comment on Monica's page. AWESOME!!1!1 I SHOULD TOTALLY SEND HER A MESSAGE!1111. So, in my mind, I'm going to be charming, play it cool, and act like it's no big thing, which is awesome when you're drunk. I send this message.
I wake up the next morning and instantly feelMy reply:I haven't heard back. I wasn't actually that annoyed I struck out, because hey, let's be honest, I'm not the kind of guy that every hot chick is going to want, and I'm cool with that. Then after she friended me I stalked her profile. First activity listed? Golf. First interest? Travel. First group? "I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a #######." Now I'm actually mildly annoyed she turned me down, but we've got a few mutual friends, so I might get to run into her again one day.The only real good part about that evening is I got this picture , which makes a heck of a background for my cell phone.(edit: Monica on the left, Sandy on the right)
Well played. Great photo, good story....I think you've got a puncher's chance here.
General Malaise
Footballguy
1. You look like the love-child of Ron Howard and Dave Casper.2. Krista is kinda old, she's had a lot more time to build up her dance card.well LOOK AT ME! why don't you! I don't think I've held hands with 14 people.I just counted and have 14 guys I've dated and one ex-husband as Facebook friends, not including my current boyfriend.I sent a friend request to one when I first joined. She ignored it. Kind of made me a tiny bit sad. I just left it alone. Then, on Monday, I got an email saying she accepted!!!
My buddy from HS actually got blocked by his HS GF. It still makes me laugh to think about.
3. I'm pretty much a jerk
FU, Clown!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Link just brings me to my ugly mug on my profile....I just ignored a friend request from this girl, whom I don't know, but I thought Otis might be interested.
