GregR_2
Footballguy
And here I was thinking my letter to the Browns and Eagles was a waste of time.
Dear Coaches Mangini and Reid,Like millions of other Americans, I play fantasy football avidly. I always try to handcuff my running backs with their NFL backup to make sure I'm never completely without a starter. Much to my disappointment, my attempts to trade Mike Bell for Harrison to unite each backup with his starter on our fantasy rosters have fallen on deaf ears.Since I'm unable to complete this handcuff in fantasy, I was thinking perhaps you two could help me out and make the trade at the NFL level? If you stop and think about it, it would be beneficial for both of you. Neither backup has been worth as much as a cup full of warm spit, so neither of you are losing anything. And if you make the trade, their signing bonuses immediately escalate to this year, which is uncapped. Meaning you'll have effectively lowered your cap hit in future years where there is a cap.Further, Coach Reid, if you have any worries about the quality of Jerome Harrison, you need only look to posts by Otis on the Footballguy.com forums. Should you notice Harrison occasionally busts a big run but most often gets tackled for little gain and thus kills drives on a team that can't handle 3rd and long, he'll tell you can't put any stock in that observation since that would be like removing a player's long runs from his average and since he plays Kansas City this year so will rack up another huge game against them.I realize writing to you is a long shot, but figured there was no harm in trying. Thank you for your time and consideration.P.S. Are either of you well acquainted with Wade Phillips? If so do you think you could help me get introduced to his daughter? She was the really hot belly dancer in Charlie Wilson's War. If you've never seen her dance I highly suggest it. You can find a clip on youtube.