Before I met my wife I "dated" this girl, that we'll call Tina, for about 3 weeks. We broke up and I started "dating" her sister, Jane (I guess that made them eskimo sister sisters). That lasted about a month. About a week after breaking up with Jane, I had one last tryst with Tina. It was pretty glorious.
After it was done she got up and went back downstairs. I stayed in bed to bask in my glory. Then Tina's best friend, a flamboyantly fabulous gay fellow, burst into the room looking for a place to crash. He sees me there, naked to the waist in repose, and puts his hands up to his face like Mccauley Culkin and says "Oh my stars!".
And before you ask, he did a 180 and fled the room.