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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
this happens to me fairly regularly. 13 - 16 year olds think they can say anything to anyone at any time without consequence

one day, about a half mile jog from my house i run across 4 kids (13ish) playing in a front yard. one of them starts making some stupid mock running motion as a i get closer, then he starts trying out his shtick to impress his friends.. which is when i realize.. that's my wife's best friends stepson.  he's a little ##### (19 now and lucky to not be permanently locked up).

soon as i get close enough i say "hi (kids name). i know your dad, you little ####."  he's not allowed out of the house w/o his folks permission. i just ran past his home and his parents cars aren't there. kid goes white and starts yelling "WAIT! WHO ARE YOU! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAD!!!!!!???" he's 13, surely he thinks i'm going to hop on the secret parents bat phone and call his dad who will kick his head off. all his macho is gone now and he's panicking as i run on down the street.... him yelling in the background "DON'T TELL ON ME!!"

wife tells me every day about her friend and their travails with this kid. he's always in to something. his bio mom is a degenerate, ex-stripper, meth head and she mostly raised him until about 11 years old.

so the day after my run she's telling me about the latest story.. this kid came home the night before and started apologizing to his dad for popping off at his friend (me). they had no idea wtf he was talking about... i didn't tell anyone... kid somehow manages to panic talk himself in to admitting he and his friends were drinking and smoking weed and he got carried away, whatever.

they wound up sending him to live with his mom for a month and then off to some boot camp/reform school deal for a semester.

little ####### ####head




 
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I love that story. :wub:

 
I was 15 years old walking home from a party a couple of mile away from home with a GB. We hear another party a couple of blocks from the house and look in the basement window to see if it was adults or kids.  It was adults so we turn to go on our way when we get stopped by three big dudes wanting to know WTF we were doing. Explained it but he started accusing us of stealing from them :-)rolleyes: that was SO 12 years old) and he wouldn't listen. Pretty sure he was coked up because was going crazy.  That's when he grabbed me by the neck, snapped my chain and said "If anything is missing, any car broken into, I'll burn your house down.".

Well, a little freaked out.  Took an alternate route home.  Then learned the next morning that a friend of a friend was murdered at the party we were at. Weird how what happened was a better option.

 
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Focusing on the good stuff, both of the boys get good grades.  Should be straight A's but both slacked in subjects and got a B.  My youngest is pretty good at playing piano and just outright cool. K4 called that a long time ago.  Took him out to dinner last Saturday.  Original plan was Dave & Busters but the place was neck high in hoosiers. So we compromised on a nice dinner.  Closest place nearby according to opentable was Gitto's at the casino so #### it. He wanted to gamble after dinner. I did too but there are stupid laws against gambling with your almost 10 yo son in a casino.

 
Henry Ford said:
Bob, I could kiss you.  Against your will.  The President says it's legal now. 
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Saturday night I was walking home from the neighbor's house with my youngest. Pretty drunk. I mentioned years back how my other neighbors took in this black kid. He happened to be walking by to get the mail and told us he was officlialty adopted. Of coourse he's a man now but I couldn't help but kiss him on the top of the head and tell him I love him.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Saturday night I was walking home from the neighbor's house with my youngest. Pretty drunk. I mentioned years back how my other neighbors took in this black kid. He happened to be walking by to get the mail and told us he was officlialty adopted. Of coourse he's a man now but I couldn't help but kiss him on the top of the head and tell him I love him.
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I'm sorry you lost your job with Breitbart today.  

Edit: Obviously what I meant was that you're an awesome neighbor and human being.

 
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krista4 said:
OK, a friend of mine mentioned a phenomenon that I was completely unaware of:  breakup sex.

This is a thing?

Was explained that it could happen in a couple of ways:

1.  Breakee is unaware that it is breakup sex, but it is breakup sex in the mind of the breaker, who goes for one last round before breaking.

2.  Breakee is aware of impending doom, or the breakup decision is bilateral, but the parties mutually agree to have a last romp anyway.

People do this?  Why?  Could the sex really be any fun at that point?

Seems like such an odd way to end a relationship.
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You didn't go to high school?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies.  Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word.  I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting.  I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.
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been missing you.  

 
It's National Margarita Day. I hope everyone gets out there and celebrates America's favorite way to screw up perfectly good tequila.

 
mr. furley said:
fairly sizeable Hmong population here. surprisingly few Thai/Lao/Viet restaurants but the ones we do have are pretty tasty.  this one is no frills. reasonably priced.
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Ran across a little hole-in-the wall Lao joint in Madison several years ago.  Have not found it again since. Might have closed and/or been a drunken hallucination.

 
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