I love that story.this happens to me fairly regularly. 13 - 16 year olds think they can say anything to anyone at any time without consequence
one day, about a half mile jog from my house i run across 4 kids (13ish) playing in a front yard. one of them starts making some stupid mock running motion as a i get closer, then he starts trying out his shtick to impress his friends.. which is when i realize.. that's my wife's best friends stepson. he's a little ##### (19 now and lucky to not be permanently locked up).
soon as i get close enough i say "hi (kids name). i know your dad, you little ####." he's not allowed out of the house w/o his folks permission. i just ran past his home and his parents cars aren't there. kid goes white and starts yelling "WAIT! WHO ARE YOU! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAD!!!!!!???" he's 13, surely he thinks i'm going to hop on the secret parents bat phone and call his dad who will kick his head off. all his macho is gone now and he's panicking as i run on down the street.... him yelling in the background "DON'T TELL ON ME!!"
wife tells me every day about her friend and their travails with this kid. he's always in to something. his bio mom is a degenerate, ex-stripper, meth head and she mostly raised him until about 11 years old.
so the day after my run she's telling me about the latest story.. this kid came home the night before and started apologizing to his dad for popping off at his friend (me). they had no idea wtf he was talking about... i didn't tell anyone... kid somehow manages to panic talk himself in to admitting he and his friends were drinking and smoking weed and he got carried away, whatever.
they wound up sending him to live with his mom for a month and then off to some boot camp/reform school deal for a semester.
little ####### ####head
It's Murgatroyd, you Philistines.and I'm pretty sure its mergletroid
Master Furls: "Who run Barter-Town?"that said KIDS KNOW I RUN THIS TOWN NOW
Right back at you GBSLB.To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies. Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word. I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting. I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.
My text isn't thereFor all the parents in the GMTAN like me that struggle to figure out HTF to help their kids with homework I give you this https://slader.com/
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/31/31a7f8d0871a67fb5c44c865449208559def349731c6bf3176aedb08824df439.jpgTo all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies. Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word. I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting. I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.
Well you teach ancient texts, no new way to #### up reading and teaching itMy text isn't there
I'm sending Climby on a first class flight to B-Field.
He better bring his A-Game. Lotta competition at my pad. 3 cats and 2 dogs.I'm sending Climby on a first class flight to B-Field.
I'm just going to throw the ticket in the woods and assume he'll be there.He better bring his A-Game. Lotta competition at my pad. 3 cats and 2 dogs.
Not to mention Rasputin the fish that won't die. I'll tell that story when I'm at a real keyboard.
We love you too.To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies. Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word. I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting. I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.
I've learned more from you, and others like you, than I ever could in school. I''ve alway loved perspective and I've gotten it here. You guys are great.We love you too.
You may be confusing me with someone else, but I'll take it.I've learned more from you, and others like you, than I ever could in school. I''ve alway loved perspective and I've gotten it here. You guys are great.
No,I'm not.You may be confusing me with someone else, but I'll take it.
Anything I can do to help, I'm on it.
Love you buddy. Friday before SB we were playing VP and had (checks pic) over 15,000 quarters in credits already and then hit 4 A's on the top line for $1600. It was like the game was rigged for us. Won all night.Thread always needs more Bob, imo
Bob, I could kiss you. Against your will. The President says it's legal now.There are certain posters here that I've come to respect their opinion. I read them all. I don't always agree but I read them all. @Henry Ford
I'm going to grab him by the head #####Bob, I could kiss you. Against your will. The President says it's legal now.
Saturday night I was walking home from the neighbor's house with my youngest. Pretty drunk. I mentioned years back how my other neighbors took in this black kid. He happened to be walking by to get the mail and told us he was officlialty adopted. Of coourse he's a man now but I couldn't help but kiss him on the top of the head and tell him I love him.Bob, I could kiss you. Against your will. The President says it's legal now.
I'm sorry you lost your job with Breitbart today.Saturday night I was walking home from the neighbor's house with my youngest. Pretty drunk. I mentioned years back how my other neighbors took in this black kid. He happened to be walking by to get the mail and told us he was officlialty adopted. Of coourse he's a man now but I couldn't help but kiss him on the top of the head and tell him I love him.
Telegram Sam? @the roverNihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys Feb 14
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Roses are red Violets are blue Nobody gives A #### about you Come down to arbys Shoot some black tar Cry for yr dead dreams die in your car
ETA: I think was stolen from a later TRex tune.
You didn't go to high school?OK, a friend of mine mentioned a phenomenon that I was completely unaware of: breakup sex.
This is a thing?
Was explained that it could happen in a couple of ways:
1. Breakee is unaware that it is breakup sex, but it is breakup sex in the mind of the breaker, who goes for one last round before breaking.
2. Breakee is aware of impending doom, or the breakup decision is bilateral, but the parties mutually agree to have a last romp anyway.
People do this? Why? Could the sex really be any fun at that point?
Seems like such an odd way to end a relationship.
Thanks, buddy.There are certain posters here that I've come to respect their opinion.
been missing you.To all of you GMTAN'ers, my friends, my buddies. Again, sorry I haven't been around. Life has been "bad" for a lack of a better word. I don't want PM's, calls or any of that bull#### which is why I haven't been posting. I'll be back in good time. I just want you to know it's not you, it's me. Seriously do love you all.
Portland, no?My sons started school day after labor day. We have yet to see report cards for either one. This is........Weird.
Except for @FrostillicusI've learned more from you, and others like you, than I ever could in school. I''ve alway loved perspective and I've gotten it here. You guys are great.
Knowing your district that means theyve only been in school like 26 days.My sons started school day after labor day. We have yet to see report cards for either one. This is........Weird.
Ran across a little hole-in-the wall Lao joint in Madison several years ago. Have not found it again since. Might have closed and/or been a drunken hallucination.fairly sizeable Hmong population here. surprisingly few Thai/Lao/Viet restaurants but the ones we do have are pretty tasty. this one is no frills. reasonably priced.
on Williamson?Ran across a little hole-in-the wall Lao joint in Madison several years ago. Have not found it again since. Might have closed and/or been a drunken hallucination.
Best guess from looking at a map is Vientiane Palace
Why did the man push his wife down the stairs?It's National Margarita Day. I hope everyone gets out there and celebrates America's favorite way to screw up perfectly good tequila.
:roarin:Why did the man push his wife down the stairs?
He tried tequila.