Jump to content
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

General Malaise

By General Malaise,
in Footballguys Free For All

 Share Followers 2

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 87k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Officer Pete Malloy

    5008

  • General Malaise

    4491

  • El Floppo

    4227

  • kevzilla

    3100

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Henry Ford

Moo.

Homer J Simpson

HELLO FROM REHAB!!!!   Not sure if anything's been shared but Sunday dinner at my parents' a couple weeks ago was in fact an elaborate ruse to stage an intervention.  Actually it wasn't very

Posted Images

Uruk-Hai

Uruk-Hai 7,621

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Currently sitting on the side of the road in an overheated car. Some dumb ### (me) didn't put the radiator cap back on correctly this morning when I topped off my fluids. :hot: 

Oh ####. You got a AAA membership?

Link to post
Share on other sites
DA RAIDERS

DA RAIDERS 4,815

Posted
Posted
6 minutes ago, Uruk-Hai said:

Oh ####. You got a AAA membership?

Yes. I'm letting it cool down and I had a little over a liter of water that I've put in the radiator. It's still too hot to drive though.  I'll give another 15 minutes or so and see if I can limp to a gas station. 

Link to post
Share on other sites
cosjobs

cosjobs 15,364

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Currently sitting on the side of the road in an overheated car. Some dumb ### (me) didn't put the radiator cap back on correctly this morning when I topped off my fluids. :hot: 

You did this twice today?

  • Like 6
Link to post
Share on other sites
cosjobs

cosjobs 15,364

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Currently sitting on the side of the road in an overheated car. Some dumb ### (me) didn't put the radiator cap back on correctly this morning when I topped off my fluids. :hot: 

 

7 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Currently sitting on the side of the road in an overheated car. Some dumb ### (me) didn't put the radiator cap back on correctly this morning when I topped off my fluids. :hot: 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
cosjobs

cosjobs 15,364

Posted
Posted
10 minutes ago, DA RAIDERS said:

pretty sure i blew a head gasket.  fml

A friend of mine overheated his car and got so hot he had to do a new top end. Unfortunately the new top end blew out the weakass bottom end.

Link to post
Share on other sites
psychobillies

psychobillies 1,530

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Yes. I'm letting it cool down and I had a little over a liter of water that I've put in the radiator. It's still too hot to drive though.  I'll give another 15 minutes or so and see if I can limp to a gas station. 

Piss in the radiator.   #RedDawn #Wolverines!

  • Like 5
Link to post
Share on other sites
psychobillies

psychobillies 1,530

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, DA RAIDERS said:

anyone ever try this sealant junk?  no way i'm dropping the coin to fix my 02 galant if it is indeed the head gasket.

I have not tried it.  May be worth the gamble if you're scrapping it anyway, but I'd be shocked and overjoyed  if it fixed anything.

Link to post
Share on other sites
krista4

krista4 25,819

Posted
Posted
10 hours ago, El Floppo said:

 

 Of course... One dick is fine. More than one is bad.

Also what she said.

5 hours ago, DA RAIDERS said:

pretty sure i blew a head gasket.  fml

And again, what she said.

You guys are wearing me out here.

Which I guess is also what she said.

/fin

  • Like 11
Link to post
Share on other sites
Hawks64

Hawks64 2,452

Posted
Posted
6 hours ago, krista4 said:

Awwwwwwwww, Mason. :wub: 

(Sorry, just catching up.)

(Also, why did Hawks64 like this?  I thought it was only for me.)

Maybe I just don't like following the rules?!?!?1 Oh and I've been drinking a lot.

  • Like 2
Link to post
Share on other sites
tommyboy

tommyboy 4,621

Posted
Posted

Just ran into Jessica Chastain at the Portland airport. She's short and plain Jane. Amazing what make up can do. Still would hammer with the power of 10,000 suns though.

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
Kafka

Kafka 3,765

Posted
Posted
17 hours ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Aaa is a bad word?

 

17 hours ago, Osaurus said:

Seriously, you can't forget the box wine from Rite Aid

AA? ...& yes, it can be a bad word(s)

Link to post
Share on other sites
MarvinTScamper

MarvinTScamper 926

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, tommyboy said:

Just ran into Jessica Chastain at the Portland airport. She's short and plain Jane. Amazing what make up can do. Still would hammer with the power of 10,000 suns though.

did she mention me?

Link to post
Share on other sites
El Floppo

El Floppo 29,046

Posted
Posted
On 5/19/2017 at 5:49 PM, El Floppo said:

Feeling misanthropic.

Even more than normal.

can't shake this. 

and I want to. no fun walking around ready to snap because of dumbasses.... can't avoid them. I'm not usually a walking on sunshine kinda guy... but I have to do better to try to snap out of this.

Link to post
Share on other sites
General Malaise

General Malaise 27,568

Posted
  • Author
Posted

My oldest son had his play this weekend, Fiddler on the Roof.  He came home Friday and we were talking about stage make-up and I said I wish I had something that would give me eyebrows and my son said - "You mean like this"?  and pulled out some sort of pencil.  Had had a few beers, so I agreed to let my wife color in my brows and there was much hilarity until I saw the pictures of myself.  Holy frigging child molestor, Batman.

Well, not only did that look hideously stupid, but today I have pink eye.  Neat.

  • Like 17
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Followers 2
Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...