Binky The Doormat
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Pick'em up and barfing em' right back at cha!!!Did Biff Barf get fired? "I call them the way I see them, and if i don't, I make them up."
Had that album memorized ...11 o'clock news.
Pick'em up and barfing em' right back at cha!!!Did Biff Barf get fired? "I call them the way I see them, and if i don't, I make them up."
In Baltimore, it's 6:42!
Jfc. :(7th grade
downtown is much hotter ...downtown's on fire man.In Baltimore, it's 6:42!
Just listened to all of that. So awesome. What, we were like 9 or 10 when then came out, amiright?downtown is much hotter ...downtown's on fire man.
tonight's forecast ...dark.
continued dark throughout the night ...breaking into widely scattered light in the morning.
almost 14 for me ...Just listened to all of that. So awesome. What, we were like 9 or 10 when then came out, amiright?
Yeah 11. Some kind of hound dog mix. Brindle color with floppy ears. In good health other than that, so I’m hoping he’s got at least a few more good years left. Hoping biopsy results come back clean, as much as we love him I can’t sink thousands of dollars into treatment if it comes to thatPoor fella. Is he old?
Gl with the results- hate hearing about it pet friends sick and/or hurting.Yeah 11. Some kind of hound dog mix. Brindle color with floppy ears. In good health other than that, so I’m hoping he’s got at least a few more good years left. Hoping biopsy results come back clean, as much as we love him I can’t sink thousands of dollars into treatment if it comes to that
I am. My friends (and where this happened) are not. This happened in Ohio.wait you're in Jersey?
I really hope the kid pulls through, pays his debt, gets the help he needs and gets a second chance.Jfc. :(
Even though I'm glad the right people are ok here, hard to feel good about any of it.
And I'll take the pothead straight A son over this.
ohhh. I was gonna say the same thing happened in Ohio. Would have been a hell of a coincidence.I am. My friends (and where this happened) are not. This happened in Ohio.
gllll LambskinDoggoJust picked up my dog from surgery. He had a couple fatty tumors that needed to be removed and on his yearly check up I asked about a toe that was swollen and tender not getting better for a couple of weeks. Doc was pretty worried it was bone cancer so they took that too.
Can definitely tell he’s in a lot of pain but hopefully will be better in a couple of days.
This was your only mistake.i told her that, almost to a tee.
i said look kid, as long as you live here and I pay for everything, i'm responsible for you... don't do it. When you get older and move out and pay for all your own stuff, you can do whatever you want.
"doing drugs at a young age is bad for your brain, let alone the addiction issues within our entire extended families on both sides. I warned you when you were eleven not to make the "big" mistakes like getting in a horrible accident, getting pregnant early, getting into drugs etc... and you're on the verge of making a big mistake."
she was crying and kept apologizing, I told her i know your sorry and I appreciate that. I just don't trust you right now and you'll have to prove that I can.
then she asked if I was going to be mad at her every time I saw her afterwards. At that point I reminded her of the parable of the prodigol son and told her that I'll always love her no matter what she does, ever.
Grade in Chicago lol. Elevation change is measured in centimeters.how's the grade around your house?
Oof. Sorry manBipolar Girl sent me a text this morning: I am not ok but just know I have always loved you
Me: Are you using?
BG: Not that I know of
Me: Then take care of yourself and I'll check in with you this evening after work.
BG: OK thanks
I went to the clinic and the pharmacy this evening. When I got home, I texted her. That was 45 minutes ago, still no response. I will shut off my cell phone and disconnect the landline when I go to bed.
Salmon tacos for the winWhat did Kellen do after school got out at 10:30am due to what amounted to light rain and upper 30s? He went to the new Beaverton food cart village with 4 - FOUR - girls.
Got beef nachos for those wondering.
Think I'm overdue for that paternity test.
You better hope he's not yours, otherwise Oregon is about to become the most populous state in the union.What did Kellen do after school got out at 10:30am due to what amounted to light rain and upper 30s? He went to the new Beaverton food cart village with 4 - FOUR - girls.
Got beef nachos for those wondering.
Think I'm overdue for that paternity test.
her first line is just awful, stinking, rotten bait. 2nd one isn't much betterBipolar Girl sent me a text this morning: I am not ok but just know I have always loved you
Me: Are you using?
BG: Not that I know of
Me: Then take care of yourself and I'll check in with you this evening after work.
BG: OK thanks
I went to the clinic and the pharmacy this evening. When I got home, I texted her. That was 45 minutes ago, still no response. I will shut off my cell phone and disconnect the landline when I go to bed.
You been yet? Son says it's really cool. Not much open today, though.Salmon tacos for the win
Basically deconstructed sushi. It's all good if you like that kind of thingMeeting some chick for poke bowls next week. What the #### is poke?
Raw or seared fish, mixed with some other stuff. Like sushi for beginners.Meeting some chick for poke bowls next week. What the #### is poke?
Diced raw tuna with green onion and sesame oilMeeting some chick for poke bowls next week. What the #### is poke?
Some poke will come with taro chips or something similar. Ok to eat it like nachos if so.Got it. Current situation:
- Love sushi
- Use chopsticks like a ###### four year old despite doing it dozens of times
- It’s important that I look cool
Advice?
It's a burrito bowl but with sushi/raw fish instead. High falutin dining this ain't. Use a fork or a spork or your hands.Got it. Current situation:
- Love sushi
- Use chopsticks like a ###### four year old despite doing it dozens of times
- It’s important that I look cool
Advice?
spread it on her byoobs and lick it offGot it. Current situation:
- Love sushi
- Use chopsticks like a ###### four year old despite doing it dozens of times
- It’s important that I look cool
Advice?
should look like this- http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TpztlOCJxzE/TaENcw7qjsI/AAAAAAAAALk/qxHZFhxqxtI/s1600/73293_1677014248994_1346628706_31751257_4399579_n.jpgDiced raw tuna with green onion and sesame oil
Make sure you wear your cycling socks.Got it. Current situation:
- Love sushi
- Use chopsticks like a ###### four year old despite doing it dozens of times
- It’s important that I look cool
Advice?
put your condom on before the dateMake sure you wear your cycling socks.
Word is starting to leak out that it definitely was a planned attack and the kid misfired while loading the weapon.I really hope the kid pulls through, pays his debt, gets the help he needs and gets a second chance.
Either start giving us details about all these side chicks or quit bringing them up. Also, avoid the clap.Advice?
seems reasonable.Either start giving us details about all these side chicks or quit bringing them up. Also, avoid the clap.
That might hurt your vagilitySnow is back now, here. Looks cool outside.
Couldn’t you have just used your naan?I brought Indian Butter Chicken over Jasmine rice for lunch today. I also forgot my fork. I suppose I should have just sucked it up and skipped lunch, but I was hungry.
I spied a plastic lid on my can of nuts that I realized I could bend and use as a scoop/spoon.
The problem was that I share a trailer with the site superintendent of the job I'm at. Shoveling food into my mouth like a sloppy hobo was too embarrassing so I sculked off to my car under the guise of "enjoying the beautiful weather and charging my phone" to eat my food that looked like dogfood like an animal.
Naked jump party?General Malaise said:What did Kellen do after school got out at 10:30am due to what amounted to light rain and upper 30s? He went to the new Beaverton food cart village with 4 - FOUR - girls.
Got beef nachos for those wondering.
Think I'm overdue for that paternity test.
I self-diagnosed as pre-diabetic near the end of December so I've been attempting to cut back on the carbs. Which doesn't explain the rice of course.Couldn’t you have just used your naan?
Someone should poke you right in the face.Poke sounds freaking terrible.
Probably but not because I think poke sounds terrible.Someone should poke you right in the face.