Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Point.Who doesn't have nudes of you already?now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo
Point.Who doesn't have nudes of you already?now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo
where is that? are you in my hood already?I'm a simple man... Outside of family, money, and my penis, this kind of stuff makes me smile.
http://i.imgur.com/NEA0sUG.jpg
S+PThey have great mixolgistswhere is that? are you in my hood already?I'm a simple man... Outside of family, money, and my penis, this kind of stuff makes me smile.
http://i.imgur.com/NEA0sUG.jpg
You'd last to Race #3 on Kentucky Derby Day, tops.S+PThey have great mixolgistswhere is that? are you in my hood already?I'm a simple man... Outside of family, money, and my penis, this kind of stuff makes me smile.
http://i.imgur.com/NEA0sUG.jpg
I'm 3 drinks in my favorite pet about getting my wife an uber is tracking her on the map, she'll be here in 6-7 minutes...
Good food and drinks, I recommend... Drinks overpriced, food prices fairly.
ETA: she is 2 minutes away, I'm slightly drunk... & a good night to all.
You'd last to Race #3 on Kentucky Derby Day, tops.S+PThey have great mixolgistswhere is that? are you in my hood already?I'm a simple man... Outside of family, money, and my penis, this kind of stuff makes me smile.
http://i.imgur.com/NEA0sUG.jpg
I'm 3 drinks in my favorite pet about getting my wife an uber is tracking her on the map, she'll be here in 6-7 minutes...
Good food and drinks, I recommend... Drinks overpriced, food prices fairly.
ETA: she is 2 minutes away, I'm slightly drunk... & a good night to all.
Fixed?
PLENTY OF CHAIRSYou'd last to Race #3 on Kentucky Derby Day, tops.S+PThey have great mixolgistswhere is that? are you in my hood already?I'm a simple man... Outside of family, money, and my penis, this kind of stuff makes me smile.
http://i.imgur.com/NEA0sUG.jpg
I'm 3 drinks in my favorite pet about getting my wife an uber is tracking her on the map, she'll be here in 6-7 minutes...
Good food and drinks, I recommend... Drinks overpriced, food prices fairly.
ETA: she is 2 minutes away, I'm slightly drunk... & a good night to all.
not sure how we survived last timePLENTY OF CHAIRSYou'd last to Race #3 on Kentucky Derby Day, tops.S+PThey have great mixolgistswhere is that? are you in my hood already?I'm a simple man... Outside of family, money, and my penis, this kind of stuff makes me smile.
http://i.imgur.com/NEA0sUG.jpg
I'm 3 drinks in my favorite pet about getting my wife an uber is tracking her on the map, she'll be here in 6-7 minutes...
Good food and drinks, I recommend... Drinks overpriced, food prices fairly.
ETA: she is 2 minutes away, I'm slightly drunk... & a good night to all.
Rude, can you "like" this for me? KthnxbySo, I'm pretty jealous about the DerbzHole. Anyone else?
heading to the airport!duhSo, I'm pretty jealous about the DerbzHole. Anyone else?
Had to miss a bachelor party (more of a friend of a friend so couldn't get a pass from the wife)So, I'm pretty jealous about the DerbzHole. Anyone else?
What a coincidence, she briefly lived in the 206.With all the birthdays, krista must be 206 by now.
Looking good, toots.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGheading to the airport!duhSo, I'm pretty jealous about the DerbzHole. Anyone else?
TAKE THAT, GAYS!My wife got us cut off at a restaurant last night
We were sitting outside, she wanted to go inside bc it was getting colder - she goes to talk to the manager (my mistake), he comes over (I assumed to show me the new table) to tell me we were getting cut off
He shows me to the table he took my wife, then her and I exchanged some unpleasantries as I explained to her we were no longer allowed to drink... ... She then has it out with the manager, she was drunk enough to actually get cut in all honesty, I on the other hand wasn't happy bc I can drink forever. I thought it was entertaining so I didn't intervene - In her heels she is about 6'1 and this poor little gay restaurant manager was like 5'2, it was def a funny scene... At that point it was time to come home.
On another note, I think I'm gonna dispute the charge as we never ate our entrees and were still charged for them.
Other than BW3 threatening me for 3 shots of whisky in 45 mins, I don't think I've ever been kicked out of anywhere. For drinking that is.who gets cut off drinking at a restaurant in NYC on a Wednesday?
People that can't hold their liquor?who gets cut off drinking at a restaurant in NYC on a Wednesday?
We did I have something on the calendar everyday until Sunday, so if we were going out it had to be yesterday... Looking back on the bill, we did drink a lot... Should've thought this one through a little more. Have to go sit in a group seminar for the next 4 hours and then the Rangers game. Gonna be a struggle and tomorrow will be awful.who gets cut off drinking at a restaurant in NYC on a Wednesday?
Using "rome" was a nice touch.Did I ever tell you guys how stupid hiking is? Hey lets rome around the woods like hobos.
In New York they have something called "urban hiking." It's where you pile all of your dirty clothes onto your back, like that guy on the cover if Led Zepplin IV with the sticks, and then hobo it to the nearest laundromat.Did I ever tell you guys how stupid hiking is? Hey lets rome around the woods like hobos.
What now?wrigley just outed his brother.
I now feel very uncomfortable being here.
Fedora!Almost just got in the wrong guy's car outside the airport. Some dude vaguely matching guster's height/weight waved me over. He was wearing sunglasses and a fedora (figured that was shtick). Got closer and realized, even for shtick, guster would not have a labrodoodle poking its head out of the car. Awkward "excuse me"
"When cornholing goes wrong"
Floppo said he doesn't like coming into this thread any more know that he knows you're gay. Sorry.What now?wrigley just outed his brother.
I now feel very uncomfortable being here.
Would've been a way cooler story if you'd actually got in the car and didn't realize your mistake until halfway to Barstow, with the labradoodle riding shotgun, and the guy refused to stop because "We can't do that here. It's bat country."Almost just got in the wrong guy's car outside the airport. Some dude vaguely matching guster's height/weight waved me over. He was wearing sunglasses and a fedora (figured that was shtick). Got closer and realized, even for shtick, guster would not have a labrodoodle poking its head out of the car. Awkward "excuse me"
"When cornholing goes wrong"
Lot of gay bashing lately. GM 2.0, now with more ghate.Floppo said he doesn't like coming into this thread any more know that he knows you're gay. Sorry.What now?wrigley just outed his brother.
I now feel very uncomfortable being here.
That sucks because Elf Loppo is my faves.Lot of gay bashing lately. GM 2.0, now with more ghate.Floppo said he doesn't like coming into this thread any more know that he knows you're gay. Sorry.What now?wrigley just outed his brother.
I now feel very uncomfortable being here.
yup.So, I'm pretty jealous about the DerbzHole. Anyone else?
I love this so hard. Need multiple likes.Almost just got in the wrong guy's car outside the airport. Some dude vaguely matching guster's height/weight waved me over. He was wearing sunglasses and a fedora (figured that was shtick). Got closer and realized, even for shtick, guster would not have a labrodoodle poking its head out of the car. Awkward "excuse me"
"When cornholing goes wrong"
Pics? Of the wife, not the entrees.My wife got us cut off at a restaurant last night
We were sitting outside, she wanted to go inside bc it was getting colder - she goes to talk to the manager (my mistake), he comes over (I assumed to show me the new table) to tell me we were getting cut off
He shows me to the table he took my wife, then her and I exchanged some unpleasantries as I explained to her we were no longer allowed to drink... ... She then has it out with the manager, she was drunk enough to actually get cut in all honesty, I on the other hand wasn't happy bc I can drink forever. I thought it was entertaining so I didn't intervene - In her heels she is about 6'1 and this poor little gay restaurant manager was like 5'2, it was def a funny scene... At that point it was time to come home.
On another note, I think I'm gonna dispute the charge as we never ate our entrees and were still charged for them.
Yeah, uh.....me either.Other than BW3 threatening me for 3 shots of whisky in 45 mins, I don't think I've ever been kicked out of anywhere. For drinking that is.who gets cut off drinking at a restaurant in NYC on a Wednesday?
Thorn would have bought it, but it wasn't made out of white leatherFrom now on every cornhole must feature a labradoodle in a fedora.
I have spoken.