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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (23 Viewers)

fantasycurse42 said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
who gets cut off drinking at a restaurant in NYC on a Wednesday?
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We did :shrug: I have something on the calendar everyday until Sunday, so if we were going out it had to be yesterday... Looking back on the bill, we did drink a lot... Should've thought this one through a little more. Have to go sit in a group seminar for the next 4 hours and then the Rangers game. Gonna be a struggle and tomorrow will be awful.

First time I've been refused booze. My wife was pretty drunk, I can only imagine the conversation she had with this guy before he delivered the news.
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Does she remember the conversation? Did she drink before her arrival? What was she drinking? How many did she have there? Was there a table for you two in the restaurant? What sparked her anger?

 
Thorn said:
Almost just got in the wrong guy's car outside the airport. Some dude vaguely matching guster's height/weight waved me over. He was wearing sunglasses and a fedora (figured that was shtick). Got closer and realized, even for shtick, guster would not have a labrodoodle poking its head out of the car. Awkward "excuse me"

"When cornholing goes wrong"
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:lmao:

Wasn't there a good cornhole story about an Astros game where Ignmoramous or somebody had drinks with two dudes he thought were FBGs?

 
Annyong said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Annyong said:
El Floppo said:
wrigley just outed his brother.

I now feel very uncomfortable being here.
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What now?
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Floppo said he doesn't like coming into this thread any more know that he knows you're gay. Sorry.
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Lot of gay bashing lately. GM 2.0, now with more ghate.
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That sucks because Elf Loppo is my faves.
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even more uncomfortable.

eta:

did you say... ELF loppo!?

:wub:

I think I just caught it a little bit. the gay.

 
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"Elf Loppo" sounds like a Hispanic fairy(not that kind. The other kind) that travels around the countryside of Baja California cutting things off of other things, righting wrongs, etc.

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
"Elf Loppo" sounds like a Hispanic fairy(not that kind. The other kind) that travels around the countryside of Baja California cutting things off of other things, righting wrongs, etc.
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I like this. I subscribe to this. if the fairy is based out of Todos Santos, I'm all in.

 
BL's CPS story is freaking scary. For the last few years before I separated from my ex, we had shouting matches the neighbors could definitely hear. Finally I wised up and stopped engaging for the sake of the kids, but every now and then she would start in on me, often with the windows open. During those times the only way to make it stop was to leave the house. It was so stressful and the thought of what kind of emotional damage we were doing to our kids wore on me...still does, even after the fact in case the damage is done.

I cannot imagine what that would feel like with a CPS investigation thrown into the mix.

BL, stay strong and good luck.

 
General Malaise said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
who gets cut off drinking at a restaurant in NYC on a Wednesday?
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We did :shrug: I have something on the calendar everyday until Sunday, so if we were going out it had to be yesterday... Looking back on the bill, we did drink a lot... Should've thought this one through a little more. Have to go sit in a group seminar for the next 4 hours and then the Rangers game. Gonna be a struggle and tomorrow will be awful.

First time I've been refused booze. My wife was pretty drunk, I can only imagine the conversation she had with this guy before he delivered the news.
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Does she remember the conversation? She says nothing out of the ordinary... I obviously don't buy this. She can be condescending and when I was talking with the guy, she asked twice "who is in charrge?!?" She was basically mocking the guy. He did look a little young, but whatever - He obviously didn't appreciate it. Did she drink before her arrival? No What was she drinking?

  • Olmeca Altos blanco, mezcal, yellow chartreuse, fresh bell pepper, chili oil
How many did she have there? Prob about 6, maybe 7 Was there a table for you two in the restaurant? We were outside, but there was an available table inside What sparked her anger?She didn't get angry until we were cut off... Then she got pissed. I think what got her pissed about being cut off is we had already run up a huge bill, we are spending a lot of money there, and then they're telling us no more.
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There's a fancy cocktail bar near here that serves a delightful jalapeno bellini.

ETA: Stay away from the eggplant mai-tai though.

 
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Ok... don't know much about Tig Notaro- but stumbled onto her impression of a clown-horn last night- I think at the end of a showtime doc. killed me.

Couldn't find a link because there's something about my face.

 
General Malaise said:
Thorn said:
Almost just got in the wrong guy's car outside the airport. Some dude vaguely matching guster's height/weight waved me over. He was wearing sunglasses and a fedora (figured that was shtick). Got closer and realized, even for shtick, guster would not have a labrodoodle poking its head out of the car. Awkward "excuse me"

"When cornholing goes wrong"
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:lmao:

Wasn't there a good cornhole story about an Astros game where Ignmoramous or somebody had drinks with two dudes he thought were FBGs?
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NO!!! There was no story about me meeting up with "Chris from the internet." Complete figment of your imagination!
 
mr roboto said:
When I met Ignoramus he said he'd be wearing a cowboy hat and boots. He was wearing neither.
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I thought that would be funny since you're a Yankee and all that... figured you kind of expected us all to walk around like that. I don't own a cowboy hat and only just recently bought some ostrich skin boots at the goodwill.
 
Ignoramus said:
mr roboto said:
When I met Ignoramus he said he'd be wearing a cowboy hat and boots. He was wearing neither.
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I thought that would be funny since you're a Yankee and all that... figured you kind of expected us all to walk around like that. I don't own a cowboy hat and only just recently bought some ostrich skin boots at the goodwill.
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But I did appreciate the assless chaps.
 
mr roboto said:
Ignoramus said:
mr roboto said:
When I met Ignoramus he said he'd be wearing a cowboy hat and boots. He was wearing neither.
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I thought that would be funny since you're a Yankee and all that... figured you kind of expected us all to walk around like that. I don't own a cowboy hat and only just recently bought some ostrich skin boots at the goodwill.
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But I did appreciate the assless chaps.
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:lmao:
 
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