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[Thorn]

Again, not really sure what you're looking for (you haven't said), but you're welcome I guess.

Sunshine and butterflies

Starting to see why people get in shouting matches with you.

 

[#1 Fan of Nigel Tufnel]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

 

[BobbyLayne]

That said, I am of the belief this may not be a situation where there is legitimate concern for the welfare of the child; rather, it is my opinion this is an example of adults behaving childishly. Obviously our fighting in front of Chloe will impact her emotionally. Baby Momma and I already recognize that

I would have left this part out. Never admit do anything no matter how petty they may seem.

Anyway, some ####er someday will go through this bull#### and appreciate me sharing. And then it will have been worth it.

 

[El Floppo]

Any architects in here? I want to get some rough restaurant designs.

just el floppo I think

I don't own an etch-a-sketch though.

rough restaurant designs? like this?

you can shoot me a pm if you like.

Maybe a 1500-2000 sf bar, long, full service bar and walk-up food service. seating area, small kitchen, small commissary space to service on-site food trucks,, huge walk-ins to hold 30 kegs and space for Ftrucks to each have a shelf. Outside large cover patios all around, splash pad, play area, band stand, tons of picnic tables and room for a dozen food trucks.

I may need to move the operation 500 ft down hill in a year or two, so something semi- portable would be good. Otherwise cheap enough that its worth only a couple years use. Container stuff is cool, barns are okay, industrial okay, Tiki Huts ok, but do not want to do the metal building that is affordable.

THe back of the property overlooking a small lake is where this would ideally go, but running driveways, making parking, running utilities, sub-dividing, platting and re-zoning could take a couple years. Doing this upfront now should more than cover the holding costs in the interim.

btw.... that blazing saddles video got me into a bit of trouble.

I come home tonight, and eventually the wife points to the computer and says- why is that on youtube? was that you or FLoppinho (7)? Its a spanish talk show vavavoom tv hostess wearing a completely ridiculous boob outfit that has a nip-slip.

I yell at FLoppinho... but the timeline shows it happened well after both he and mom went to bed- leaving me as the only culprit. Now- I'm happy to admit watching any old thing including pron, but I know for a fact that I've never seen the thing. I tell her to check the browser history to see if maybe it was linked to something I clicked on in here. Nope. Only thing showing from 8 or so on are youtube videos.

I'm a terrible liar- useless, really. but this time I'm getting busted for something I know I didn't do and the wife is refusing to believe. Making things worse is the video right before the nip-slip is called "world cups" with- big boobs. previous videos are more of the same. further back are some farting videos- whoopie goldberg farts on the view... now THAT I could see watching. farting newscasters... again- yes, I would totally watch that. I could watch farting Tilton for days on end.... but In this case, I know I didn't.

but then we get back to the first youtube video, which happens to coincide with the last FBG view.... blazing saddles farts.

the damn thing was an auto play progressing for 2 hours from farts to bib boobs and nip-slips. kinda makes sense. except the wife still doesn't believe me.

Gotta be smart here. Have a second browser, Chrome, if you normally use Firefox, etc., just for your browsing pleasure, and have it delete the history upon exiting. Keep that browser icon hidden in a folder.

Not that I know this works....... just something I read.

dammit... IT WASN"T ME LOOKING AT YOUTUBE.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Again, not really sure what you're looking for (you haven't said), but you're welcome I guess.

Sunshine and butterflies

Starting to see why people get in shouting matches with you.

IOW, I was sharing, not looking for a critique. But hey, that's cool, too.

FTR, my lawyer gave me similar advice; I read it to him and he made some suggestions, some of which I thought were good, and some I decided not to follow.

I usually follow his advice verboten when I'm writing on behalf of the firm.

For this matter (which he's not billing for and doesn't specialize in), I'm cool with going with my gut.

My instincts have generally served me well.



Well, at least WHEN I'M NOT AND YELLING.

Y'all are welcome to do it your way (or your lawyers way) when you go through this bull####.

It's not a criminal matter. It's not going to evolve into a criminal matter. But hey, I'll live my life, you live yours.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Theres a reason they say never talk to the police, even when you think you're innocent. CPS is basically in the same category.

I agree with that sentiment. "When would you like to meet? My schedule is flexible. As soon as possible is preferable." would be about all they got out of me.

And then I'd show up to the meeting with my attorney in tow.

This was considered and discussed with my counsel. it was a conscious choice.

 

[El Floppo]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

pretty much.

 

[strykerpks]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

Tasteful?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

Tasteful?

Why start worrying about that now?

 

[El Floppo]

"not sure I'm taking the best approach" felt like you opened the door to us offering our thoughts on a better approach, IMO.

lets keep hitting this horse please. either that or I have to review a hundred page door hardware submittal.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

Still don't know whose alias this is.

 

[General Malaise]

ATTENTION NOTORIOUS TRE:

DANZIG MOON - One of the training stars of the week, as well documented by Mr. Welsch. Every day is more of the same - he's floating off the ground in his gallops, and gives the sense he is jumping out of his skin. Ability is the issue. Improving. I'm using him.

 

[Thorn]

Again, not really sure what you're looking for (you haven't said), but you're welcome I guess.

Sunshine and butterflies

Starting to see why people get in shouting matches with you.

IOW, I was sharing, not looking for a critique. But hey, that's cool, too.

FTR, my lawyer gave me similar advice; I read it to him and he made some suggestions, some of which I thought were good, and some I decided not to follow.

I usually follow his advice verboten when I'm writing on behalf of the firm.

For this matter (which he's not billing for and doesn't specialize in), I'm cool with going with my gut.

My instincts have generally served me well.



Well, at least WHEN I'M NOT AND YELLING.

Y'all are welcome to do it your way (or your lawyers way) when you go through this bull####.

It's not a criminal matter. It's not going to evolve into a criminal matter. But hey, I'll live my life, you live yours.

Seems like you could have laid this out before rather than being prickly about it, but I'm sure it's a stressful thing. Good luck to you.

 

[strykerpks]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

Tasteful?

Why start worrying about that now?

The hardcore freaky stuff is on my work computer

 

[Thorn]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

Tasteful?

now?

 

[YSR]

I have nudes of all but floppo. Accepting PMs.

 

[El Floppo]

I have nudes of all but floppo. Accepting PMs.

better back up

 

[BobbyLayne]

I'm sure it's a stressful thing.

A smidge.

 

[General Malaise]

Between medical bills, amberlamps bills, home remodel bills, landscaping bills, take down tree bills and only one income, this stressed out ball of pigmentless pork is going to have to turn to sucking some **** to get by.

 

[BobbyLayne]

"not sure I'm taking the best approach" felt like you opened the door to us offering our thoughts on a better approach, IMO.

lets keep hitting this horse please. either that or I have to review a hundred page door hardware submittal.

yeah, fatal flaw there

did you see this?

another thing making me wish I could afford to leave Manhattan and move back

 

[Epic Problem]

Between medical bills, amberlamps bills, home remodel bills, landscaping bills, take down tree bills and only one income, this stressed out ball of pigmentless pork is going to have to turn to sucking some **** to get by.

PM sent

 

[El Floppo]

Between medical bills, amberlamps bills, home remodel bills, landscaping bills, take down tree bills and only one income, this stressed out ball of pigmentless pork is going to have to turn to sucking some **** to get by.

PM sent

sheraton rewards points sent

 

[El Floppo]

"not sure I'm taking the best approach" felt like you opened the door to us offering our thoughts on a better approach, IMO.

lets keep hitting this horse please. either that or I have to review a hundred page door hardware submittal.

yeah, fatal flaw there

did you see this?

another thing making me wish I could afford to leave Manhattan and move back

supposedly supposed to probably maybe have them push into the upper west and east sides too. but #### harlem, amirite?

 

[General Malaise]

Between medical bills, amberlamps bills, home remodel bills, landscaping bills, take down tree bills and only one income, this stressed out ball of pigmentless pork is going to have to turn to sucking some **** to get by.

PM sent

Was it angry in nature? I have a filter for those now. Thanks Rude!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ATTENTION NOTORIOUS TRE:

DANZIG MOON - One of the training stars of the week, as well documented by Mr. Welsch. Every day is more of the same - he's floating off the ground in his gallops, and gives the sense he is jumping out of his skin. Ability is the issue. Improving. I'm using him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Let's stop bickering and notice how awesome this otter is.

 

[Frostillicus]

Between medical bills, amberlamps bills, home remodel bills, landscaping bills, take down tree bills and only one income, this stressed out ball of pigmentless pork is going to have to turn to sucking some **** to get by.

Twins!

 

[Frostillicus]

Let's stop bickering and notice how awesome this otter is.

Not an otter.

 

[mr roboto]

For a cheesburger?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

"not sure I'm taking the best approach" felt like you opened the door to us offering our thoughts on a better approach, IMO.

lets keep hitting this horse please. either that or I have to review a hundred page door hardware submittal.

yeah, fatal flaw there

The fatal flaw was really more telling people who are just trying to help you that you don't want their input, after asking for their input.

Not following advice of counsel in this situation, when you usually follow it verbatim, is also an odd choice.

 

[General Malaise]

So let's pretend that BL went on a few dates with a gal, shared some spit, then later some love juices. He shared some details of his personal life, the good (proud dad, two great kids, awesome career), the bad (Lions fan, aloof internet abbreviations, uses "natch") and the ugly (screaming matches in front of his daughter with the termagant shrew baby mama who is unfortunately doubling as his co-parent).

Along the way of this budding romance, the relationship hits a snag and BL decides to end things. As luck would have it, BL is a bad breaker upper, like the guy Elaine dated in Seinfeld who told her she had a big head when they broke up. The gal is furious and decides to get back at him. She dials up CPS and says "Hey, I've heard some awful screaming matches between BL and his evil Baby Mama. You should investigate.....What's my name? Uh, Georgette Costanza" *CLICK*.

I mean, I get the anonymous reporting, but jesus christ...couldn't you just #### up anybody's life by placing a call to CPS on them? No recourse for anything unfounded. Seems like this is good but potentially bad too.

Anyhow, TWINS!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

False Reporting

Penal Law § 240.50(4)

A person is guilty of falsely reporting an incident in the third degree when, knowing the information reported, conveyed, or circulated to be false or baseless, he or she reports, by word or action, an alleged occurrence or condition of child abuse or maltreatment that did not in fact occur or exist to:

The statewide central register of child abuse and maltreatment

Any person required to report cases of suspected child abuse or maltreatment, knowing that the person is required to report such cases, and with the intent that such an alleged occurrence be reported to the statewide central register

Falsely reporting an incident in the third degree is a Class A misdemeanor.

 

[YSR]

False Reporting

Penal Law § 240.50(4)

A person is guilty of falsely reporting an incident in the third degree when, knowing the information reported, conveyed, or circulated to be false or baseless, he or she reports, by word or action, an alleged occurrence or condition of child abuse or maltreatment that did not in fact occur or exist to:

The statewide central register of child abuse and maltreatment

Any person required to report cases of suspected child abuse or maltreatment, knowing that the person is required to report such cases, and with the intent that such an alleged occurrence be reported to the statewide central register

Falsely reporting an incident in the third degree is a Class A misdemeanor.

Not sure the Erie Doctrine holds water in this situation.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Let's stop bickering and notice how awesome this otter is.

Not an otter.

I SAID LET'S STOP BICKERING

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Let's stop bickering and notice how awesome this otter is.

Not an otter.

I SAID LET'S STOP BICKERING

Not bickering.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd buy every single one of those.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Between medical bills, amberlamps bills, home remodel bills, landscaping bills, take down tree bills and only one income, this stressed out ball of pigmentless pork is going to have to turn to sucking some **** to get by.

Oh, hewwo Shuke!

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I'd buy every single one of those.

I'd buy every single one of those.

Now wonder they aren't selling. The lack of punctuation on some of those could make things confusing.

"Eat a #### ####" is a whole different animal than "Eat a ####, ####." Not even sure what a "**** ####" would entail, but it sounds….odd.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

That's right. I liked it so much I quote it twice, #####es.

Leaving it. Deal.

 

[El Floppo]

I'd buy every single one of those.

lick my bum plaese.

that one's my favorite because it's the most polite.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Stands to reason that if you were going to get that done, being polite when asking is probably your best bet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd buy every single one of those.

lick my bum plaese.

that one's my favorite because it's the most polite.

"I rape 24hr" is my favorite because it tells the world I'm a go-getter.

 

[El Floppo]

I'd buy every single one of those.

lick my bum plaese.

that one's my favorite because it's the most polite.

"I rape 24hr" is my favorite because it tells the world I'm a go-getter.

that's true.

 

[Thorn]

I'd buy every single one of those.

lick my bum plaese.

that one's my favorite because it's the most polite.

"I rape 24hr" is my favorite because it tells the world I'm a go-getter.*

*with summers off

 

[El Floppo]

it really doesn't get old

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd buy every single one of those.

lick my bum plaese.

that one's my favorite because it's the most polite.

"I rape 24hr" is my favorite because it tells the world I'm a go-getter.*

*with summers off

I still rape in the summers, Friendo.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'd buy every single one of those.

lick my bum plaese.

that one's my favorite because it's the most polite.

"I rape 24hr" is my favorite because it tells the world I'm a go-getter.*

*with summers off

I still rape in the summers, Friendo.

May I recommend that you diversify and add in some pillaging, from time to time. I think you would like it.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

He'd have to get a different bracelet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

now accepting nudes from Thorn, stryker, frosty and floppo

Who doesn't have nudes of you already?