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31 minutes ago, McGarnicle said:

Did somebody say keep drinking??? ?

Hi.

just dropped my lady off at the airport.  Gone for 2 weeks.  Just cracked a beer, fired up some weed and now ready to tee it up on golf clash!

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8 hours ago, krista4 said:

Academy Award(r) winning actress is on my flight.  That’s not really exciting or interesting, but I’m bored.

the lazy river at the hyatt, on the north shore, was awesome, 20 some years ago.  enjoy!

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I thought our car insurance jumped a lot a couple years ago when my stepdaughter got her license.  Basically doubled without adding a 3rd car, just adding her as a driver on mine and my wife's.

Well now she's at college in Florida with her own car.  We can't put her on her own policy with us being in different states (and one of them being FL apparently), so she has to get her own.  Just PL/PD for her is going to be ~50% more than having her on our insurance with our 2 cars and collision/comprehensive coverage. Apparently Florida has a lot of fraud and uninsured drivers, so WE get to help pay for that. Yay.

Ours should drop down a decent amount when we take her off our policy, but JFC.

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13 hours ago, heckmanm said:

I thought our car insurance jumped a lot a couple years ago when my stepdaughter got her license.  Basically doubled without adding a 3rd car, just adding her as a driver on mine and my wife's.

Well now she's at college in Florida with her own car.  We can't put her on her own policy with us being in different states (and one of them being FL apparently), so she has to get her own.  Just PL/PD for her is going to be ~50% more than having her on our insurance with our 2 cars and collision/comprehensive coverage. Apparently Florida has a lot of fraud and uninsured drivers, so WE get to help pay for that. Yay.

Ours should drop down a decent amount when we take her off our policy, but JFC.

any chance you can emancipate her?

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Party was great last night.  Maybe too great.  Folks were asking us when the next one was..ummmmm.  I drank an elderberry liqueur and vodka concoction that was surprisingly good.  Polished off a bunch of Tito’s too.  

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5 hours ago, badmojo1006 said:

Woman finds McCalls magazine from 1958 with "129 tips for a woman to find a husband"

#6, #17, #58, and the Go wild section(starting with #111) are :lmao::lmao:

#76 takes on a whole new meaning today

These are insane. I have to think that many of them were insane even at that time. Women's magazines are still littered with absolutely crazy ridiculous advice.

Some of my favorites from this list:

-24. Don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls. They may have some leftovers.

-35. Make a lot of money 

-55. Take good care of your health. Men don't like women who are ill.

-104. If he's rich, tell him you like his money, your honesty will intrigue him.

-110. Point out to him that the death rate of single men is double that of married men.

-121. Stand on a busy street corner with a lasso.

 

 

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I'm on one of those local Facebook groups about stuff going on in our cozy little suburban community here.  There's a guy who has been trolling the group lately, and the amount of people that believe him and get worked up about it is hilarious.  

A few months ago, he was complaining about the monthly emergency siren testing and wanted to get a petition going to stop it.  Said the last one caused his support dog to panic and bite his own tail off.  

Last month, he posted a photoshopped image of a goose being shredded by one of those pond fountains and wanted the township to put cages around them.  

Today's treat. Also awesome is his effort to use the word "poverty" incorrectly in every post.  Today's really got people fired up about defamation.  Someone actually emailed his employer about posting this, although that person didn't realize he owns his own company so the email went to him.

 

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1 hour ago, shuke said:

I'm on one of those local Facebook groups about stuff going on in our cozy little suburban community here.  There's a guy who has been trolling the group lately, and the amount of people that believe him and get worked up about it is hilarious.  

A few months ago, he was complaining about the monthly emergency siren testing and wanted to get a petition going to stop it.  Said the last one caused his support dog to panic and bite his own tail off.  

 

:lmao:

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1 hour ago, shuke said:

I'm on one of those local Facebook groups about stuff going on in our cozy little suburban community here.  There's a guy who has been trolling the group lately, and the amount of people that believe him and get worked up about it is hilarious.  

A few months ago, he was complaining about the monthly emergency siren testing and wanted to get a petition going to stop it.  Said the last one caused his support dog to panic and bite his own tail off.  

 

:lmao:

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4 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Aaaand another one bites the dust.  14 people sacked today at my office, including your humble narrarator.

If anyone needs me ill be in the liquor cabinet drinking my feelings.

Ugh. Sorry

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3 hours ago, El Floppo said:

####. So sorry 5ish. 

Any of those pre-canning leads work out?

No, unfortunately.

This industry ramps down this time of year, so im not shocked.  Makes the situation doubly suck now though.

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10 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Aaaand another one bites the dust.  14 people sacked today at my office, including your humble narrarator.

If anyone needs me ill be in the liquor cabinet drinking my feelings.

That sucks. Make sure to steal as many office supplies as you can

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2 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

No, unfortunately.

This industry ramps down this time of year, so im not shocked.  Makes the situation doubly suck now though.

damn it.  remind me what you do again?  i might know someone around these parts.

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On 11/11/2018 at 4:37 PM, Osaurus said:

Party was great last night.  Maybe too great.  Folks were asking us when the next one was..ummmmm.  I drank an elderberry liqueur and vodka concoction that was surprisingly good.  Polished off a bunch of Tito’s too.  

Did they all thank you when you were done?

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