Yeah I did the same.Would you guys do something for me? If I ever again assert that Nick Mullens can cover a spread, please heat up some knitting needles until they glow and plunge them into my eyeballs? Thanks!
Guess you missed the amnesty period.Hi guys. The mods having been handing out vacations like timeshare condo boiler rooms.
Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?With so many people talking about their weight during the holidays I decided to take a look at my own weight. I'm 5'10" and about 170 lbs. Clearly I'm dangerously underweight. I decided on a slow, steady gorging process combined with ### horizontalogy. I'm going to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic group. I'm also thinking about how to get creative, such as using pop tarts instead of bread for a sandwich or instead of chewing gum, I will chew bacon.
I did! You're familiar with the program?Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
Send me whatever, I'll drink it and do a video.since the eat-off thread has died down maybe @General Malaise and @shuke can do video reviews of terrible alcohol instead?
Not all heroes wear capesSend me whatever, I'll drink it and do a video.
i like where this is headedSend me whatever, I'll drink it and do a video.
Yes but not same day delivery.i like where this is headed
for me
don't envy what you might see arriving in the mail
eta: is Drizzly available in your area?
Without clicking the link I assumed it would be for Malort.since the eat-off thread has died down maybe @General Malaise and @shuke can do video reviews of terrible alcohol instead?
It was uncanny how those things rotated so you could no longer see the one damn enormous tree that is at the bottom of any proper sledding hill. Nothing within a hundred yards to either side and somehow you would rotate backwards and be convinced you were about to plunge into the Ardennes.Yesterday we woke up to 2"-3" of wet snow with a topping of ice. Today took the kids to the local sledding hill, and sure enough everyone sledding yesterday packed down the snow and we had a hill of almost pure ice. Wife wanted to stay at the bottom and get some pictures, our first kid to go down took a slight turn half way down and took out my wife's ankle. It was to the point that the other parents on top of the hill all reacted. She spent the next 3 hours in the car. It was a blast watching various kids try to climb the hill, drop their sled and watch it slide down to the bottom, or slip and slide down on their knees. Towards the end a family showed up with a metal saucer (think the National Lampoons) and sure enough that kid was flying down the hill, when the saucer would turn you could see the terror in his eyes.
yeah, i took out two kids on a hill when i was in that 9 - 10 year old range. sliced right through their legs and sent them flying through the air like bowling pins.It was uncanny how those things rotated so you could no longer see the one damn enormous tree that is at the bottom of any proper sledding hill. Nothing within a hundred yards to either side and somehow you would rotate backwards and be convinced you were about to plunge into the Ardennes.
Fair enough GB.
His dad is GM, apparently. He's got connections.Well at least your dad still knows not to pay for porn. That’s a positive.
I never knew GM was your dad.So I tell him Netflix used to do dvds but now you can just watch everything on demand.
Whats on demand.
Dad we've been through this. Several times. Go get your TV remote.
I've got it.
Now hit the on demand button.
I dont have an on demand button i just have channel and volume and power.
Ok go get the other remote the cable remote.
Oh OK on demand there it is.
####.
What?
Nothing. Click on demand what do you see
It says Tokyo and pennyworth.
What? Ok thats not what I see. Click menu.
I dont see menu
Oh for ####s sake. Scroll down then.
Ok it says movies and television and by something and a to z.
By something? Is that by genre?
By what?
G E N R E.
I dont see it.
Ok, what do you see
It says movies, television, by gen... G E N R E
Ok that's the one see you can look at all the dramas or action movies or those westerns you like
What's adult?
That's adult movies
Is that porn?
Yeah
Oh are those free?
No
Oh ok so how do I get to Netflix
You sonofa...His dad is GM, apparently. He's got connections.
My in-laws are similar. Dueling DVRs and Words With Friends 25 feet apart yelling at each other “it’s your turn” every 5-10 minutes. They have 3 “offices” and whose house will become their final resting place like Egyptian pharaohs with all their worldly belongings.My octogenarian parents are both capable of operating their DVR independently of each other, so Pops can watch something he recorded in the living room and Granny can watch something she recorded in the bedroom. They sleep together, they frequently watch TV separately. Sixty-two years, folks.
We were supposed to have 3 couples over tonight, but my buddy woke up with a sore throat this morning. Apparently we're no longer allowed to ignore that and drink ourselves to the brink of death in order to kill it off. So I guess I have to drink his share, too, out of respect.Anyone else popping edibles and drinking heavily?
was supposed to go to a friend’s house for dinner and games for New Years, but found out today that I may have been exposed. I’m not really worried about it because it was a very brief amount of time, but not going to risk it so I’m staying in, watching movies and drinking bourbon.We were supposed to have 3 couples over tonight, but my buddy woke up with a sore throat this morning. Apparently we're no longer allowed to ignore that and drink ourselves to the brink of death in order to kill it off. So I guess I have to drink his share, too, out of respect.
(From everything I'm reading solo sore throat is pretty far down the list of likely covid indications, so I'm comfortable still making jokes for now)
No edibles, though.
Well, the kid's parents did send him off the one side that had trees at the bottom. The kid managed to avoid them on the way down, but they were on a slight uphill slope, and when he slowly came back down he did hit oneIt was uncanny how those things rotated so you could no longer see the one damn enormous tree that is at the bottom of any proper sledding hill. Nothing within a hundred yards to either side and somehow you would rotate backwards and be convinced you were about to plunge into the Ardennes.
my 10 year old daughter crafted an entire stand up routine during that performanceJLo singing Dream On was no bueno
"Dont chew gum, chew bacon!"Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
Hey, look who it is?! Good for you, mang.Honestly, working too much, still trying to save the world, as well as keep the peace in the house. Remember won 4 racks, pretty happy about it.
Love you all
Edibles? No. Drinking? Yeah, pretty sure im fairly "drinks" at this point.Anyone else popping edibles and drinking heavily?
Already ate ours. They were delicious @General Malaise Was making some as well. It’s fun to have silly traditions.kevzilla said:I'll be eating black-eyed peas at lunch today for good luck, maintaining long-held family/Southern superstitions.
I have no choice in the matter. My mother will ask.