mr. furley 12,422 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, cstu said: Got trapped into going to a 7 year old's birthday party at a salon. At the end the girls went on a stage and did karaoke to songs like this and knew all the words (luckily not mine). 7 year olds, dude. :x: i, too, have a 7 year old and know your pain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr roboto 8,574 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, mr. furley said: i, too, have a 7 year old and know your pain 6 and 8 here. Little girls love ####ty music. Edited July 3, 2016 by mr roboto 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Binky The Doormat 12,945 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, mr roboto said: 19 minutes ago, mr. furley said: i, too, have a 7 year old and know your pain 6 and 8 here. Little girls love ####ty music. Mine just turned 12 and isn't off of the Disney "artists" yet. Brutal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,422 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 hfs, the gambling thread is 100 pages longer even though it was created a couple days after the most recent iteration of this thread 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
facook 5,601 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 42nd Birthday today (Thanks K4!). Took my wife and son to this place http://richardsonrockranch.com/ ("If Steven Avery was an Oregonian, he'd live here!") to go rock-hounding. To most people, it probably seems like hot, dirty, back-breaking, hot, dirty work. And it's all of those things. It's also a place my grandparents visited every year when I was a child, stopping by our home on the way and on the way home. It's something I've always wanted to try, in their honor. 11 year old son loved it ("This is just like Minecraft!" as he slung the rock hammer into the wall of rock and chipped out thundereggs) because it was like a treasure hunt. Wife loved it because I was taking her and my son on an adventure and spending time with them for my birthday. I loved it because they did. Now I'm drinking vodka sodas and waiting for the wife to get home with the giant Cibelli's pizza and then later we'll have a little Umpqua chocolate peanut butter ice cream. And judging by her attitude toward me today, maybe a little necking later. Nice little birthday up in dis hizzy. (Yes, I'm propping Oregon things. Sue me. Oregon peeps: Richardson Ranch might be worth a day trip if your kids are into treasure hunting. Or you could do it on the way to or from Bend for a long weekend.) 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 25,900 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Tanner visited the LA zoo. 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Won $250 at the racetrack and met a cute blonde. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Roverkid won $11 on the day. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rustoleum 1,478 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Heading out at 9 AM tomorrow for a full week of summer camp with the scouts on Lake Monroe near Bloomington, IN. By this time tomorrow I'll probably be wishing I was bunking with Homer. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bud29 1,417 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 10 hours ago, bud29 said: Well now I gotta google this. Well, for those interested, "Emily Ratajkowski propellor beanie" image search yielded this. So disappointing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 hours ago, krista4 said: Tanner visited the LA zoo. To be fair, meerkats really are surprisingly persuasive. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,945 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 18 hours ago, bostonfred said: I said I don't like women to wear boots. High heels are fine. Boots are terrible. It's an awful trend like grunge when all the girls liked wearing flannel, covering up a beautiful woman with sweaty disgusting clothes. Why would you not want to see her calves? You like slutty though high boots? Slutty naked thighs are better. It's a trick by the fashion industry to make them buy ridiculously expensive clothes to signal to us that they are attractive so we spend more money on them to get to enjoy them less. Consumerism at its worst. Nope, this was definitely about heels. I'll look to GM to confirm. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,945 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 37th take 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,994 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I wish I could like that a brazillion times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Abraham 2,608 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Lol. Sensational. Sen. ####### satay only. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,030 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 (edited) Actually, actually just watched Eraserhead, then saw this. Edited July 3, 2016 by kevzilla 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frostillicus 14,450 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, proninja said: I don't understand what all the fuss is about footwear. I mean, I know it's the internet so I'm supposed to have a hot take, but I just can't bring myself to care. You monster. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sconch 4,260 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 51 minutes ago, shuke said: 37th take Mods:. Hard delete the entire internet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bostonfred 31,061 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 5 hours ago, shuke said: Nope, this was definitely about heels. I'll look to GM to confirm. https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/508206-attention-fbg-women/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guster 712 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 16 hours ago, Homer J Simpson said: Hey. Hey 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uruk-Hai 7,622 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevzilla 8,030 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bentley 3,221 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Didn't like the joke but love the video. May have to reconsider. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,290 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 On 7/2/2016 at 11:08 AM, Sconch said: He's been producing Nerf poop for 2 days. How's he doing today? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sconch 4,260 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said: How's he doing today? Fine. Stupid bastard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,290 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 We were at a party yesterday and I see Catfish Dyl riding on the back of a golf cart, a girl under each arm, with a big smile on his face. I called him over because they looked too young for him. (He turned 9 in March but 4'11 now so looks older than his peers.) I told him to knock it off and in a whisper he says out of the corner of his mouth "dad, I checked, they're both 8". Proud and scared. He gave me a big hug before bed last night though. We understand each other. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,290 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sconch said: Fine. Stupid bastard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, St. Louis Bob said: We were at a party yesterday and I see Catfish Dyl riding on the back of a golf cart, a girl under each arm, with a big smile on his face. I called him over because they looked too young for him. (He turned 9 in March but 4'11 now so looks older than his peers.) I told him to knock it off and in a whisper he says out of the corner of his mouth "dad, I checked, they're both 8". Proud and scared. He gave me a big hug before bed last night though. We understand each other. Nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sconch 4,260 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said: We were at a party yesterday and I see Catfish Dyl riding on the back of a golf cart, a girl under each arm, with a big smile on his face. I called him over because they looked too young for him. (He turned 9 in March but 4'11 now so looks older than his peers.) I told him to knock it off and in a whisper he says out of the corner of his mouth "dad, I checked, they're both 8". Proud and scared. He gave me a big hug before bed last night though. We understand each other. Homer J Simpson like this :lmao: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,290 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Wasn't going to share here but thought you could use some cheering up GB. @Homer J Simpson 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,340 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 My daughter is 7, so this is the first time she can reallh understand the Summer Olympics. It's been fun watching the qualifying competitions this weekend with her. Pretty cool how excited she has been about it. Kind of brings the magic back and reminds you just how amazing the things these people are doing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hawks64 2,453 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 19 hours ago, shuke said: 37th take So clueless on this but an excited Shuke is fun!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hawks64 2,453 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Guster said: Hey 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sconch 4,260 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HlJUcJnoNFk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bentley 3,221 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Abe -How are things going with the out of town guest? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,945 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Told the kids I'd let them pick a movie tonight since we didn't go see fireworks due to weather. They picked Spy Kids 3. I've never seen a better cast in a bigger pile of #### in my life. Antonio Banderas, Clooney, Salma Hayek, Buscemi, Carla Gugino, Stallone, Mike Judge, Elijah Wood, Ricardo Montalban, Cheech, Bill Paxton, etc. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,945 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 17 hours ago, bostonfred said: https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/508206-attention-fbg-women/ So are you denying that you don't like chicks in heels? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,994 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, shuke said: Carla Gugino So underrated 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tommyboy 4,621 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, shuke said: Told the kids I'd let them pick a movie tonight since we didn't go see fireworks due to weather. They picked Spy Kids 3. I've never seen a better cast in a bigger pile of #### in my life. Antonio Banderas, Clooney, Salma Hayek, Buscemi, Carla Gugino, Stallone, Mike Judge, Elijah Wood, Ricardo Montalban, Cheech, Bill Paxton, etc. BS. Thats a great movie, Oscars all around. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,945 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 38 minutes ago, strykerpks said: So underrated Top 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 2nd date with new chick also went very well. She may shake up the starting lineup. Unrelated: my brother just left from a visit and left a bunch of weed at my house. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-fish- 14,022 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I didn't know what the flag thing meant and I think I just reported my own post. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bostonfred 31,061 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/spGcvek.jpg 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sconch 4,260 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/aus5WDh.jpg 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bentley 3,221 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Happy 4th kids. May your day be full of illegal fireworks, booze and bad decisions just like mine. - YIC, bentley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guster 712 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Happy America Day people. Haven't been around much recently, so thoprawishes to those that need it and congrats to those it applies to and thopragrats for those in the middle. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,422 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 private to Tanner> http://youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Henry Ford 60,520 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 52 minutes ago, Guster said: Happy America Day people. Haven't been around much recently, so thoprawishes to those that need it and congrats to those it applies to and thopragrats for those in the middle. Welcome back. Someone was just asking about you. It might have been a cop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IMAX 3D 1,072 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Down in central Tennessee (aka 1950) for a funeral (wife's grandpa) also the family doesn't drink. happy birthday AMERICA and Krista 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bostonfred 31,061 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Thread's really gone downhill since gusher came back 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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