GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

[mr. furley 12,422]

13 minutes ago, cstu said:

Got trapped into going to a 7 year old's birthday party at a salon.  At the end the girls went on a stage and did karaoke to songs like this and knew all the words (luckily not mine).  7 year olds, dude.  :x:

i, too, have a 7 year old and know your pain

[mr roboto 8,574]

1 minute ago, mr. furley said:

i, too, have a 7 year old and know your pain

6 and 8 here. Little girls love ####ty music. 

Edited July 3, 2016 by mr roboto

[Binky The Doormat 12,945]

17 minutes ago, mr roboto said:

19 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

i, too, have a 7 year old and know your pain

6 and 8 here. Little girls love ####ty music. 

 

Mine just turned 12 and isn't off of the Disney "artists" yet.

Brutal.

[mr. furley 12,422]

hfs, the gambling thread is 100 pages longer even though it was created a couple days after the most recent iteration of this thread

[facook 5,601]

42nd Birthday today (Thanks K4!).  Took my wife and son to this place http://richardsonrockranch.com/ ("If Steven Avery was an Oregonian, he'd live here!") to go rock-hounding. To most people, it probably seems like hot, dirty, back-breaking, hot, dirty work.  And it's all of those things.  It's also a place my grandparents visited every year when I was a child, stopping by our home on the way and on the way home.  It's something I've always wanted to try, in their honor.  11 year old son loved it ("This is just like Minecraft!" as he slung the rock hammer into the wall of rock and chipped out thundereggs) because it was like a treasure hunt.  Wife loved it because I was taking her and my son on an adventure and spending time with them for my birthday. I loved it because they did.

Now I'm drinking vodka sodas and waiting for the wife to get home with the giant Cibelli's pizza and then later we'll have a little Umpqua chocolate peanut butter ice cream.  And judging by her attitude toward me today, maybe a little necking later.  Nice little birthday up in dis hizzy.

 

(Yes, I'm propping Oregon things.  Sue me.  Oregon peeps: Richardson Ranch might be worth a day trip if your kids are into treasure hunting. Or you could do it on the way to or from Bend for a long weekend.)

[krista4 25,900]

Tanner visited the LA zoo.

[-fish- 14,022]

Won $250 at the racetrack and met a cute blonde.

[-fish- 14,022]

Roverkid won $11 on the day.

[Rustoleum 1,478]

Heading out at 9 AM tomorrow for a full week of summer camp with the scouts on Lake Monroe near Bloomington, IN. 

By this time tomorrow I'll probably be wishing I was bunking with Homer.

[bud29 1,417]

10 hours ago, bud29 said:

Well now I gotta google this. 

Well, for those interested, "Emily Ratajkowski propellor beanie" image search yielded this. So disappointing.

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

2 hours ago, krista4 said:

Tanner visited the LA zoo.

To be fair, meerkats really are surprisingly persuasive.

[shuke 22,945]

18 hours ago, bostonfred said:

I said I don't like women to wear boots.  High heels are fine.   Boots are terrible. It's an awful trend like grunge when all the girls liked wearing flannel,  covering up a beautiful woman with sweaty disgusting clothes.  Why would you not want to see her calves?  You like slutty though high boots?  Slutty naked thighs are better.  It's a trick by the fashion industry to make them buy ridiculously expensive clothes to signal to us that they are attractive so we spend more money on them to get to enjoy them less.  Consumerism at its worst. 

Nope, this was definitely about heels.  I'll look to GM to confirm.

[shuke 22,945]

37th take

 

[strykerpks 3,994]

I wish I could like that a brazillion times

[Abraham 2,608]

Lol.  Sensational.  Sen. ####### satay only. 

[kevzilla 8,030]

Actually, actually just watched Eraserhead, then saw this. 

Edited July 3, 2016 by kevzilla

[Frostillicus 14,450]

19 minutes ago, proninja said:

I don't understand what all the fuss is about footwear. I mean, I know it's the internet so I'm supposed to have a hot take, but I just can't bring myself to care. 

You monster.

[Sconch 4,260]

51 minutes ago, shuke said:

37th take

 

Mods:. Hard delete the entire internet

[bostonfred 31,061]

5 hours ago, shuke said:

Nope, this was definitely about heels.  I'll look to GM to confirm.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/508206-attention-fbg-women/

[Guster 712]

16 hours ago, Homer J Simpson said:

Hey.

Hey

[Uruk-Hai 7,622]

[kevzilla 8,030]

[bentley 3,221]

Didn't like the joke but love the video. May have to reconsider.

[St. Louis Bob 6,290]

On 7/2/2016 at 11:08 AM, Sconch said:

 

He's been producing Nerf poop for 2 days.

How's he doing today? 

[Sconch 4,260]

7 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

How's he doing today? 

Fine.  Stupid bastard

[St. Louis Bob 6,290]

We were at a party yesterday and I see Catfish Dyl riding on the back of a golf cart, a girl under each arm, with a big smile on his face.  I called him over because they looked too young for him.   (He turned 9 in March but 4'11 now so looks older than his peers.)   I told him to knock it off and in a whisper he says out of the corner of his mouth "dad, I checked,  they're both 8". 

 

Proud and scared.  He gave me a big hug before bed last night though.  We understand each other. 

[St. Louis Bob 6,290]

3 minutes ago, Sconch said:

Fine.  Stupid bastard

[Homer J Simpson 8,446]

1 minute ago, St. Louis Bob said:

We were at a party yesterday and I see Catfish Dyl riding on the back of a golf cart, a girl under each arm, with a big smile on his face.  I called him over because they looked too young for him.   (He turned 9 in March but 4'11 now so looks older than his peers.)   I told him to knock it off and in a whisper he says out of the corner of his mouth "dad, I checked,  they're both 8". 

 

Proud and scared.  He gave me a big hug before bed last night though.  We understand each other. 

Nice.

[Sconch 4,260]

2 minutes ago, St. Louis Bob said:

We were at a party yesterday and I see Catfish Dyl riding on the back of a golf cart, a girl under each arm, with a big smile on his face.  I called him over because they looked too young for him.   (He turned 9 in March but 4'11 now so looks older than his peers.)   I told him to knock it off and in a whisper he says out of the corner of his mouth "dad, I checked,  they're both 8". 

 

Proud and scared.  He gave me a big hug before bed last night though.  We understand each other. 

Homer J Simpson like this

:lmao:

[St. Louis Bob 6,290]

 Wasn't going to share here but thought you could use some cheering up GB. @Homer J Simpson

[GroveDiesel 9,340]

My daughter is 7, so this is the first time she can reallh understand the Summer Olympics. It's been fun watching the qualifying competitions this weekend with her. Pretty cool how excited she has been about it. Kind of brings the magic back and reminds you just how amazing the things these people are doing.

[Hawks64 2,453]

19 hours ago, shuke said:

37th take

 

So clueless on this but an excited Shuke is fun!!!!

[Hawks64 2,453]

11 hours ago, Guster said:

Hey

[Sconch 4,260]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HlJUcJnoNFk

[bentley 3,221]

Abe -How are things going with the out of town guest?

[shuke 22,945]

Told the kids I'd let them pick a movie tonight since we didn't go see fireworks due to weather.  

They picked Spy Kids 3.  I've never seen a better cast in a bigger pile of #### in my life.

Antonio Banderas, Clooney, Salma Hayek, Buscemi, Carla Gugino, Stallone, Mike Judge, Elijah Wood, Ricardo Montalban, Cheech, Bill Paxton, etc.

[shuke 22,945]

17 hours ago, bostonfred said:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/508206-attention-fbg-women/

So are you denying that you don't like chicks in heels?

[strykerpks 3,994]

17 minutes ago, shuke said:

 Carla Gugino

So underrated

[tommyboy 4,621]

25 minutes ago, shuke said:

Told the kids I'd let them pick a movie tonight since we didn't go see fireworks due to weather.  

They picked Spy Kids 3.  I've never seen a better cast in a bigger pile of #### in my life.

Antonio Banderas, Clooney, Salma Hayek, Buscemi, Carla Gugino, Stallone, Mike Judge, Elijah Wood, Ricardo Montalban, Cheech, Bill Paxton, etc.

BS. Thats a great movie, Oscars all around.

[shuke 22,945]

38 minutes ago, strykerpks said:

So underrated

Top 5

[-fish- 14,022]

2nd date with new chick also went very well.  She may shake up the starting lineup.

Unrelated: my brother just left from a visit and left a bunch of weed at my house.  

[-fish- 14,022]

I didn't know what the flag thing meant and I think I just reported my own post.

[bostonfred 31,061]

http://i.imgur.com/spGcvek.jpg

[Sconch 4,260]

http://i.imgur.com/aus5WDh.jpg

[bentley 3,221]

Happy 4th kids. May your day be full of illegal fireworks, booze and bad decisions just like mine.

- YIC, bentley 

[Guster 712]

Happy America Day people. Haven't been around much recently, so thoprawishes to those that need it and congrats to those it applies to and thopragrats for those in the middle. 

[mr. furley 12,422]

private to Tanner>  http://youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k

[Henry Ford 60,520]

52 minutes ago, Guster said:

Happy America Day people. Haven't been around much recently, so thoprawishes to those that need it and congrats to those it applies to and thopragrats for those in the middle. 

Welcome back.  Someone was just asking about you.

 

It might have been a cop.

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

Down in central Tennessee (aka 1950) for a funeral (wife's grandpa)

also the family doesn't drink.

happy birthday AMERICA and Krista

[bostonfred 31,061]

Thread's really gone downhill since gusher came back