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facook said:
42nd Birthday today (Thanks K4!).  Took my wife and son to this place http://richardsonrockranch.com/ ("If Steven Avery was an Oregonian, he'd live here!") to go rock-hounding. To most people, it probably seems like hot, dirty, back-breaking, hot, dirty work.  And it's all of those things.  It's also a place my grandparents visited every year when I was a child, stopping by our home on the way and on the way home.  It's something I've always wanted to try, in their honor.  11 year old son loved it ("This is just like Minecraft!" as he slung the rock hammer into the wall of rock and chipped out thundereggs) because it was like a treasure hunt.  Wife loved it because I was taking her and my son on an adventure and spending time with them for my birthday. I loved it because they did. :)

Now I'm drinking vodka sodas and waiting for the wife to get home with the giant Cibelli's pizza and then later we'll have a little Umpqua chocolate peanut butter ice cream.  And judging by her attitude toward me today, maybe a little necking later.  Nice little birthday up in dis hizzy.

(Yes, I'm propping Oregon things.  Sue me.  Oregon peeps: Richardson Ranch might be worth a day trip if your kids are into treasure hunting. Or you could do it on the way to or from Bend for a long weekend.)
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I think we've been there.

 
Overheard at the super-dooshy crunchy-bro coffee shop this morning:  

DudeBro 1:  I saw Cage the Elephant in New York. He was wearing a dress, it was awesome.

DudeBro 2:  OMG that is awesome.

WTF?

 
General Malaise said:
Sounds like Homer went to summer camp.  
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Hoops, golf, swimming, hiking, white water rafting, making new friends, underwear-related pranks, constantly turning down invitations to play frisbee golf, vicious rivalry with the rehab across the lake, everyone wants to drink but no one is allowed, falling in love with my teenage counselor...yep, sounds like camp to me. :thumbup:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Hoops, golf, swimming, hiking, white water rafting, making new friends, underwear-related pranks, constantly turning down invitations to play frisbee golf, vicious rivalry with the rehab across the lake, everyone wants to drink but no one is allowed, falling in love with my teenage counselor...yep, sounds like camp to me. :thumbup:




 
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####in' Camp Mohawk.

 
I had a dream last night where I was running a meeting in a big conference room.  There was a bunch of information written on the whiteboard, including a list of names.  Someone asked, "what about Homer?" and I crossed out his name and said "we had to put him on the disabled list."

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Hoops, golf, swimming, hiking, white water rafting, making new friends, underwear-related pranks, constantly turning down invitations to play frisbee golf, vicious rivalry with the rehab across the lake, everyone wants to drink but no one is allowed, falling in love with my teenage counselor...yep, sounds like camp to me. :thumbup:
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Good call on the disc golf.  I'd say 90% of the guys I know that throw (that's disc golfese for "play") drink and/or burn the hippie lettuce.

 
-fish- said:
I had a dream last night where I was running a meeting in a big conference room.  There was a bunch of information written on the whiteboard, including a list of names.  Someone asked, "what about Homer?" and I crossed out his name and said "we had to put him on the disabled list."




 
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Better than the PUP list though.  

I heard he said just kill him if that was the case.  

 
Welp K4, the iPhone you gave me (graciously) is not compatible with water. Thanks for (not) letting me know.

anyone wanna sell me an iphone? (att) 

 
Annyong said:
Welp K4, the iPhone you gave me (graciously) is not compatible with water. Thanks for (not) letting me know.

anyone wanna sell me an iphone? (att) 
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Put the phone in some rice.  It might not remove the water but the rice will attract Asians and maybe they can fix your phone.

 
Space Camp. I always wanted to go. I'm to too old right?

Also, my new job has me working 13 of every 14 days this year for a project. Ill make nearly double as my last gig but ####. making sacrifices for your family sucs.  

 
Annyong said:
Space Camp. I always wanted to go. I'm to too old right?

Also, my new job has me working 13 of every 14 days this year for a project. Ill make nearly double as my last gig but ####. making sacrifices for your family sucs.  
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Unless they're human sacrifices.

 
Annyong said:
Space Camp. I always wanted to go. I'm to too old right?

Also, my new job has me working 13 of every 14 days this year for a project. Ill make nearly double as my last gig but ####. making sacrifices for your family sucs.  
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Another new job? Congrats :shrug: But no more nights and early morning booze?

 
Any of you guys ever have a few nights in a row where your wife does something in the dream to royally piss you off?  In one she was a total skank and seducing my brother in law in front of me (my sister's husband, not my wife's brother), in the next she broke up with me while we were dating.  That means subconsciously I want to end it right?  And make a play on the 28 year old latina in my office?  @bostonfred?  I'm pretty sure that's what it means.

I mean, I won't because she's a good woman and a great mom and the latina, while hotter than the surface of the sun and obvs into me, is completely vapid and not bright.  But that IS what my subconscious is saying, correct? :unsure:

 
facook said:
Any of you guys ever have a few nights in a row where your wife does something in the dream to royally piss you off?  In one she was a total skank and seducing my brother in law in front of me (my sister's husband, not my wife's brother), in the next she broke up with me while we were dating.  That means subconsciously I want to end it right?  And make a play on the 28 year old latina in my office?  @bostonfred?  I'm pretty sure that's what it means.

I mean, I won't because she's a good woman and a great mom and the latina, while hotter than the surface of the sun and obvs into me, is completely vapid and not bright.  But that IS what my subconscious is saying, correct? :unsure:
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Are you guy that posted the thread about wanting to bang your latina co-woker?  With the daughter who had back surgery? Your wife was moody but gave you dots?  That guy?

 
eoMMan said:
Are you guy that posted the thread about wanting to bang your latina co-woker?  With the daughter who had back surgery? Your wife was moody but gave you dots?  That guy?
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:confused:   No.  I missed that thread I guess.  I'm the guy that never posts, mostly lurk.  I would never make a move on this gal (she is NOT into me other than in a "I love you like a fat ugly uncle" way) and I would NOT risk the good woman that is my wife for hot sex.  But the dreams are kinda freaking me out.

 
Annyong said:
Space Camp. I always wanted to go. I'm to too old right?

Also, my new job has me working 13 of every 14 days this year for a project. Ill make nearly double as my last gig but ####. making sacrifices for your family sucs.  
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Not too old. Pretty sure Spoofy went in his 30s or something like that.

 
General Malaise said:
What you're not overestimating is the danger of sex with fertile women, even if you look like a fat ugly uncle.
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Sex with fertile women?  Don't undersell your swimmers, dude.  It may just be you.  I'll bet you could swing by Camp Rehab and impregnate Homer without much trouble and he doesn't even own one fallopian tube let alone two(well, that we know of anyway).

And you'd probably win "King of Sexual Awareness Week" honors to boot.

 
-fish- said:
I had a dream last night where I was running a meeting in a big conference room.  There was a bunch of information written on the whiteboard, including a list of names.  Someone asked, "what about Homer?" and I crossed out his name and said "we had to put him on the disabled list."
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You think his rehab will last about 15 days

 
facook said:
Any of you guys ever have a few nights in a row where your wife does something in the dream to royally piss you off?  In one she was a total skank and seducing my brother in law in front of me (my sister's husband, not my wife's brother), in the next she broke up with me while we were dating.  That means subconsciously I want to end it right?  And make a play on the 28 year old latina in my office?  @bostonfred?  
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It sounds like you want to bang your sister. 

Actually,  though,  it's pretty simple. Marriage is boring.  Dating is awesome.  Does she like me?  Do i like her? What will we do this weekend?  What happens if she finds my collection of vintage scat p0rn?  What if she meets my family and they hate her?  Will we get a dog?  Do we both want kids? Marriage is like hey what do you want for dinner?  A divorce if you ever ask me that again.  

It's natural to miss the excitement of being single.  It's natural to still have feelings for your sister.  I still have feelings for your sister.  Tell her fred says hi.   I'm sure time has ravaged her face and bodythe way it does to all of us but I still wouldn't mind seeing her again.  And you're having wife swap dreams about your wife and your brother in law so you know what I mean.

Also stop eating a lot of cheese before bedtime.  Makes you dream weird #### when you get a night boner.

 
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