GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[shuke]

TCBY is not self serve.

 

[Sconch]

TCBY is not self serve.

Many of them are, Jaime Lee.

 

[IMAX 3D]

I think one of my kids hick cousins stole his Nintendo DS game at a wake

told the wife to Facebook his parents to see if little Cletus took it by mistake but I'm guessing it's with Jesus niw

 

[General Malaise]

Marriage is like hey what do you want for dinner?  A divorce if you ever ask me that again.

 

[Sconch]

I think one of my kids hick cousins stole his Nintendo DS game at a wake

told the wife to Facebook his parents to see if little Cletus took it by mistake but I'm guessing it's with Jesus niw

One of my cousin's sons stole a big packet of markers from my brother's kid.  He tried to justify it by saying " but I was going to draw him a picture with them."

 

[tommyboy]

What do you want for dinner?

Whatever you're making.

 

[Osaurus]

Off to the land of bubblers in a bit. Can't sleep. 

 

[Ignoramus]

Mrs Ignoramus somehow managed to drive her mother's Cadillac into a curb, ripping a gash in the sidewall of one tire and creating a bubble in another plus smashing up a rim.  Shouldn't cost me more than a couple grand to fix, right?

Oh yeah, it's also all my fault because I didn't go to the store with her and instead stayed home with the kid.

I should have just asked her what she wanted for dinner.

 

[Henry Ford]

Mrs Ignoramus somehow managed to drive her mother's Cadillac into a curb, ripping a gash in the sidewall of one tire and creating a bubble in another plus smashing up a rim.  Shouldn't cost me more than a couple grand to fix, right?

Oh yeah, it's also all my fault because I didn't go to the store with her and instead stayed home with the kid.

I should have just asked her what she wanted for dinner.

Rim jobs are expensive 

 

[Abraham]

I'm in Seattle with nothing to do after about 1pm until noon tomorrow if anyone is around. 

 

[belljr]

Also stop eating a lot of cheese before bedtime.  Makes you dream weird #### when you get a night boner.

This explains everything. Thanks!  

 

[-fish-]

I'm in Seattle with nothing to do after about 1pm until noon tomorrow if anyone is around. 

I'm in the Seattle airport playing a game with the Alaska employees called "who can be more incompetent."

 

[Abraham]

I'm in the Seattle airport playing a game with the Alaska employees called "who can be more incompetent."

1.  Are you winning?

2. Will you be there later?

 

[-fish-]

1.  Are you winning?

2. Will you be there later?

I managed to make my flight despite the best efforts of the employees to take over an hour to check in the 4 people in front of me.  On the way to Mexico.

 

[Annyong]

Another new job? Congrats But no more nights and early morning booze?

Same new job. On a project a where I'm on days though. 

 

[Hawks64]

Same new job. On a project a where I'm on days though. 

Days are good, 1 day off every two weeks is not GB.

 

[Annyong]

Worse than getting my own ice cream

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Worse than getting my own ice cream

Frozen Yogurt is not ice cream.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Currently in Sparta NC. Bit deep in the sticks. Uruk,. You anywhere near here?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Currently in Sparta NC. Bit deep in the sticks. Uruk,. You anywhere near here?

I'm about 4 hours NE up I-81

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Bummer. We are doing the new river and would have loved to do a beer after if you were anywhere close. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Currently in Sparta NC. Bit deep in the sticks. Uruk,. You anywhere near here?

Might be headed to Del Mar tomarrow. Seems to me you're the one I've seen pimping it in the past, no? Any must hit places for food or drink (will have a 10 year old)?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Bummer. We are doing the new river and would have loved to do a beer after if you were anywhere close. 

That's a gorgeous part of the country. Enjoy, GB!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I managed to make my flight despite the best efforts of the employees to take over an hour to check in the 4 people in front of me.  On the way to Mexico.

Bring me back a gallon of yayo.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bring me back a gallon of yayo.

Rush. Rush.

 

[Henry Ford]

Well, that was a long lunch.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Might be headed to Del Mar tomarrow. Seems to me you're the one I've seen pimping it in the past, no? Any must hit places for food or drink (will have a 10 year old)?

I like going to the brigantine pre race. You will need a cab to the track.       The restaurant overlooks turn 3, great brunch, oysters etc.. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Bring me back a gallon of yayo.

You don't want that yellow crap. 

 

[tommyboy]

Ran into Steve Williams today , tigers firmer caddy. He's not very big, like 5'11. Was surprised, TV must add 4 inches

 

[mr. furley]

Well, that was a long lunch.

<_<

 

[Henry Ford]

<_<

She's a talker.

 

[mr. furley]

She's a talker.

that narrows it down to about 3 billion women

 

[Henry Ford]

that narrows it down to about 3 billion women

The blonde met with me for lunch today.

 

[Stoneys]

The blonde met with me for lunch today.

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a3/a3f157f62d162965f69386834512822813fbb356755da9d5d5266fecc31cf60b.jpg

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You don't want that yellow crap. 

Speak for yourself, cokesnob.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Speak for yourself, cokesnob.

Just meant that if we're going in for a gallon, we might as well get the bulk discount on some thing a little better

 

[mr. furley]

***ANNOUNCE***

http://www.mrfurleysbar.com/

merged with Fro's after tense negotiations

 

[Henry Ford]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a3/a3f157f62d162965f69386834512822813fbb356755da9d5d5266fecc31cf60b.jpg

Meh.  We chatted (really, she talked a lot) had a couple drinks, she did a lot of hair flipping and putting her hand on my arm and rubbing my shoulder while telling me about her terrible ex-fiancee.  Not really much to tell.

 

[Sconch]

***ANNOUNCE***

http://www.mrfurleysbar.com/

merged with Fro's after tense negotiations

The Regal Beagle?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Overheard at the super-dooshy crunchy-bro coffee shop this morning:  

DudeBro 1:  I saw Cage the Elephant in New York. He was wearing a dress, it was awesome.

DudeBro 2:  OMG that is awesome.

WTF?

Maybe they were Tboys.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Crazy thing happened to my Mom yesterday.  Had lunch with her GF's then was on the way to the casino.  Next thing she knows some guy runs into her, t-boned.  Not really hard though, didn't do a lot of damage to her car.  Guy pulls over and says "my girlfriend is in the park and about to kill herself, follow me there."  Mom, with her window down asks WTF he's talking about and he repeats himself.  So Mom pulled the glock out of her purse and blew him away.

 

[Sconch]

Overheard at the super-dooshy crunchy-bro coffee shop this morning:  

DudeBro 1:  I saw Cage the Elephant in New York. He was wearing a dress, it was awesome.

DudeBro 2:  OMG that is awesome.

WTF?

Wait...you escaped?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

*So Mom pulled her phone out of her purse and called the cops.  Guy  jumped in his car and drove away. 

Scary ####.  Got a call a couple of hours later that they caught the guy and they had him in jail.  Sounds like a serial rapist/murderer/insane person to me. ####### nuts.

 

[Sconch]

wat

 

[Henry Ford]

wat

 

[tommyboy]

Glock version was better

 

[Sconch]

WTAF http://m.imgur.com/2FwzyiG

 

[Abraham]

Abe, where you staying?

Leaving town 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guys, I might have ####ed up.

 

[bud29]

WTAF http://m.imgur.com/2FwzyiG

Fascinating