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Just now, mr. furley said:

i love that we have two threads where all the racists and ignorant clowns gather. makes it easy to know who i can put on ignore. 

This is the ignorant clowns one, right?  I have a hard time believing GM would judge people by the color of their skin.

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4 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

This is the ignorant clowns one, right?  I have a hard time believing GM would judge people by the color of their skin.

i was talking about this one and the what beer are you drinking threads

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27 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

i was talking about this one and the what beer are you drinking threads

I'm still surprised I haven't seen Tanner in there with fake beer names like Copper Brothers Zigaraut IPA or doing misguided reviews on how hazy and juicy some Russian Imperial Stout was

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39 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

I'm still surprised I haven't seen Tanner in there with fake beer names like Copper Brothers Zigaraut IPA or doing misguided reviews on how hazy and juicy some Russian Imperial Stout was

I did that years ago when "craft" beer wasn't that big yet.  Now the market is so over saturated that the satire would just fall flat.

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9 minutes ago, Sconch said:

I did that years ago when "craft" beer wasn't that big yet.  Now the market is so over saturated that the satire would just fall flat.

I was into mocking craft beer before mocking craft beer was cool

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2 hours ago, Sconch said:

My sympathy for homeless people lessens every day.  The majority of them around her are tweakers that aren't actually homeless.  They just rove the city like scabby tumbleweeds looking for recyclables.   We've had them go through our can/dumpster and just toss #### on the ground.  I make sure that I dump the cat litter box right on top.

Scabby Tumbleweeds really should be taken up in the "cover band naming" thingie.

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1 hour ago, Limp Ditka said:

I was into mocking craft beer before mocking craft beer was cool

That's some next-level hipsterism. Good stuff.

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3 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Wait. There's no uber or lyft in austin?!

People in Austin either walk or ride a penny-farthing.

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4 hours ago, Limp Ditka said:

Back to my Austin trip and the homeless. We decided it would be a good idea to walk 6 blocks from 5th street to a food truck on 11th st. Then we got to 7th. It was like a refugee village over there and I'm pretty sure I was within 20 feet of Uni at some point.

Are you still here? I was thinking of taking a drive down to lockhart/Luling for bbq and Farmers Market.

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3 hours ago, Uruk-Hai said:

Does anyone here need a pasty white, 54 year old pool boy? Because I'm about ready to go Johnny Paycheck on my job. Maybe I'll become a SoCal homeless dude.

Can you remodel a home? I could stick you in a Galveston hovel.

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I can run a ####### project, I need boots on the ground

Then you don't need me, though I reckon I can run a more efficient project than many. You do NOT want me with a power saw around anything that is of value to you.

 

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2 minutes ago, Uruk-Hai said:

Then you don't need me, though I reckon I can run a more efficient project than many. You do NOT want me with a power saw around anything that is of value to you.

 

I have $100 and a GoPro that say otherwise.

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3 minutes ago, Uruk-Hai said:

Then you don't need me, though I reckon I can run a more efficient project than many. You do NOT want me with a power saw around anything that is of value to you.

 

THanks for stopping by, But I'm afraid this position is not a match for your skill set.

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