GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

Leeroy Jenkins · Sep 16, 2016

Limp Ditka said:
How's the health?

Should get CT scan results today ....

DA RAIDERS · Sep 16, 2016

f the homeless. it's a full time job down here. and they make pretty good money. if you try to give them food, they tell you to f off.

UOFI_316 · Sep 16, 2016

Thorn said:
@mr. furley if I were you I would constantly have a phone to my ear pretending I was on a call

your welcome

Sconch · Sep 16, 2016

His welcome?

Uruk-Hai · Sep 16, 2016

Does anyone here need a pasty white, 54 year old pool boy? Because I'm about ready to go Johnny Paycheck on my job. Maybe I'll become a SoCal homeless dude.

El Floppo · Sep 16, 2016

Sconch said:
His welcome?

my welcome.

mr. furley · Sep 16, 2016

i love that we have two threads where all the racists and ignorant clowns gather. makes it easy to know who i can put on ignore.

mr. furley · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
"pool boy"

Bob Sacamano · Sep 16, 2016

mr. furley said:
i love that we have two threads where all the racists and ignorant clowns gather. makes it easy to know who i can put on ignore.

This is the ignorant clowns one, right? I have a hard time believing GM would judge people by the color of their skin.

mr. furley · Sep 16, 2016

Bob Sacamano said:
This is the ignorant clowns one, right? I have a hard time believing GM would judge people by the color of their skin.

i was talking about this one and the what beer are you drinking threads

Bob Sacamano · Sep 16, 2016

effin racist drunks

Sconch · Sep 16, 2016

Bob Sacamano said:
effin racist drunks

I'm not drunk.

General Malaise · Sep 16, 2016

Bob Sacamano said:
This is the ignorant clowns one, right? I have a hard time believing GM would judge people by the color of their skin.

I admire anybody with pigment. What a blessing!

DA RAIDERS · Sep 16, 2016

hes welcome

Dan Lambskin · Sep 16, 2016

mr. furley said:
i was talking about this one and the what beer are you drinking threads

I'm still surprised I haven't seen Tanner in there with fake beer names like Copper Brothers Zigaraut IPA or doing misguided reviews on how hazy and juicy some Russian Imperial Stout was

General Malaise · Sep 16, 2016

Bills fired their offensive coordinator two games into the season. :lmao:

Aaron Rudnicki · Sep 16, 2016

General Malaise said:
Bills fired their offensive coordinator two games into the season.

fire everybody

RedmondLonghorn · Sep 16, 2016

Sconch said:
Tell me about it. They're both USC fans too.

Now I am angry at you for making me care about these guys and their dumb story even a little bit.

Thorn · Sep 16, 2016

Hey quit it, quit it, I mean it! &nbsp;Okay, fine.

Sconch · Sep 16, 2016

Dan Lambskin said:
I'm still surprised I haven't seen Tanner in there with fake beer names like Copper Brothers Zigaraut IPA or doing misguided reviews on how hazy and juicy some Russian Imperial Stout was

I did that years ago when "craft" beer wasn't that big yet. Now the market is so over saturated that the satire would just fall flat.

St. Louis Bob · Sep 16, 2016

General Malaise said:
Bills fired their offensive coordinator two games into the season.

Limp Ditka · Sep 16, 2016

Sconch said:
I did that years ago when "craft" beer wasn't that big yet. Now the market is so over saturated that the satire would just fall flat.

I was into mocking craft beer before mocking craft beer was cool

RedmondLonghorn · Sep 16, 2016

Limp Ditka said:
I was into mocking craft beer before mocking craft beer was cool

krista4 · Sep 16, 2016

Sconch said:
My sympathy for homeless people lessens every day. The majority of them around her are tweakers that aren't actually homeless. They just rove the city like scabby tumbleweeds looking for recyclables. We've had them go through our can/dumpster and just toss #### on the ground. I make sure that I dump the cat litter box right on top.

Scabby Tumbleweeds really should be taken up in the "cover band naming" thingie.

Sconch · Sep 16, 2016

krista4 said:
Scabby Tumbleweeds really should be taken up in the "cover band naming" thingie.

I think they were either Neko Case's or Susan Cowsill's backup band.

Uruk-Hai · Sep 16, 2016

Aaron Rudnicki said:
fire everybody

Do you guys know something I don't? I won a lifetime subscription during one of the charity raffles and - when I log in - it tells me my subscription is good until 2036 :lol:

Leeroy Jenkins · Sep 16, 2016

Wait. There's no uber or lyft in austin?!

bud29 · Sep 16, 2016

Limp Ditka said:
I was into mocking craft beer before mocking craft beer was cool

That's some next-level hipsterism. Good stuff.

Limp Ditka · Sep 16, 2016

Leeroy Jenkins said:
Wait. There's no uber or lyft in austin?!

Nope. Ride Austin is your friend.

promo code RideATX, if still legit, got you $20 worth of free rides

Leeroy Jenkins · Sep 16, 2016

Limp Ditka said:
Nope. Ride Austin is your friend.

promo code RideATX, if still legit, got you $20 worth of free rides

I will still have my kidneys after using them?

cstu · Sep 16, 2016

Leeroy Jenkins said:
Wait. There's no uber or lyft in austin?!

People in Austin either walk or ride a penny-farthing.

Limp Ditka · Sep 16, 2016

Leeroy Jenkins said:
I will still have my kidneys after using them?

No complaints here. used it twice

RedmondLonghorn · Sep 16, 2016

Leeroy Jenkins said:
Wait. There's no uber or lyft in austin?!

Uber and Lyft got into a huge pissing match with the ~~progressive~~ ~~communist~~ idiot politicians in Austin and pulled out.

gianmarco · Sep 16, 2016

Which one of you #######s is this?

Leeroy Jenkins · Sep 16, 2016

RedmondLonghorn said:
Uber and Lyft got into a huge pissing match with the ~~progressive~~ ~~communist~~ idiot politicians in Austin and pulled out.

Betcha GM wishes he thought of that.

I just dont want to rent a car.

cosjobs · Sep 16, 2016

Limp Ditka said:
Back to my Austin trip and the homeless. We decided it would be a good idea to walk 6 blocks from 5th street to a food truck on 11th st. Then we got to 7th. It was like a refugee village over there and I'm pretty sure I was within 20 feet of Uni at some point.

Are you still here? I was thinking of taking a drive down to lockhart/Luling for bbq and Farmers Market.

Limp Ditka · Sep 16, 2016

cosjobs said:
Are you still here? I was thinking of taking a drive down to lockhart/Luling for bbq and Farmers Market.

Nah. Left Sunday. But I'll be back. Loved the place.

cosjobs · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
Does anyone here need a pasty white, 54 year old pool boy? Because I'm about ready to go Johnny Paycheck on my job. Maybe I'll become a SoCal homeless dude.

Can you remodel a home? I could stick you in a Galveston hovel.

Sconch · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
Does anyone here need a pasty white, 54 year old pool boy? Because I'm about ready to go Johnny Paycheck on my job. Maybe I'll become a SoCal homeless dude.

Haha, you're old.

RedmondLonghorn · Sep 16, 2016

Sconch said:
Haha, you're old.

Was just discussing that song and artist last night.

I, too, am old.

Though not as old as either of you codgers.

bostonfred · Sep 16, 2016

gianmarco said:
Which one of you #######s is this?

Lol

bostonfred · Sep 16, 2016

Leeroy Jenkins said:
Betcha GM wishes he thought of that.

I just dont want to rent a car.

Lol

Uruk-Hai · Sep 16, 2016

cosjobs said:
Can you remodel a home? I could stick you in a Galveston hovel.

I can run a project (that's what I do), but am incredibly inept at actually doing the work.

bostonfred · Sep 16, 2016

https://youtu.be/Dw-tFjG4GK0

Lol

Milana @shuke

cosjobs · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
I can run a project (that's what I do), but am incredibly inept at actually doing the work.

I can run a ####### project, I need boots on the ground

Uruk-Hai · Sep 16, 2016

Sconch said:
Haha, you're old.

My HS prom theme song: Slow Dance Special

Uruk-Hai · Sep 16, 2016

cosjobs said:
I can run a ####### project, I need boots on the ground

Then you don't need me, though I reckon I can run a more efficient project than many. You do NOT want me with a power saw around anything that is of value to you.

cosjobs · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
My HS prom theme song: Slow Dance Special

I voted for this, but the majority voted for this

effin' squares, man

Bob Sacamano · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
Then you don't need me, though I reckon I can run a more efficient project than many. You do NOT want me with a power saw around anything that is of value to you.

I have $100 and a GoPro that say otherwise.

cosjobs · Sep 16, 2016

Uruk-Hai said:
Then you don't need me, though I reckon I can run a more efficient project than many. You do NOT want me with a power saw around anything that is of value to you.

THanks for stopping by, But I'm afraid this position is not a match for your skill set.

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