Seriously gang, it’s not an eating disorder. It’s a totally effing genius food hack.
Diet nerds: Otis, just have salads and steamed kale 5 times a day and you can be thin!
Otis: How about I just skip eating for a couple days and then have tacos and beer?
Seriously why should I eat all sorts of stuff I don’t like? Why not just eat stuff I LOVE and then just eat less frequently!
Had a big win at work so broke the fast tonight. Some delicious chicken cutlets (I don’t see veggies around at the moment, sorry greens!) and some wine and cookies. WINNING
I kind of agree with this. People think dieting means forcing yourself to eat food you don't like until you can't do it anymore. Then they stop and eat food they like again, until they inevitably put the weight back on.
I don't eat salads either. I found some healthy foods I enjoy and I eat those. I only eat about 7 fruits and 7 vegetables and kale isn't one of them. But I make sure to get them into my day almost every single day.
I do eat foods I love. All the time. I had wine last night and a bagel with cream cheese yesterday, a cheeseburger the day before and pepperoni pizza the day before that.
The thing that appeals to you about fasting seems to be that you think you can pig out on absolute garbage for a few days and then just stop eating altogether, and still lose weight. You're doing the McDonald's diet but without the medical supervision. It's not a life hack, it's dangerous.
But with one small tweak you could make it much healthier. Instead of fasting for full days between these pig-out sessions, just have a little healthy food. Mixed berries and greek yogurt. A bowl of vegetables. A homemade burrito bowl. Something.
Then cut down on the amount of food by the same amount when you do pig out. You can still have those big cheat days.
What I'm worried about right now is that you are loading up your gut with absolute garbage - which is nothing new except that you're not holding yourself back at all and it sounds like you're deliberately avoiding anything healthy when you do. So your diet has somehow actually gotten worse. You'll have this huge backlog of wine and cookie mush mixed in a slurry with chicken cutlets and tortilla chips, all oozing its way through your intestines into a lump in your belly. Then you fast and don't push any of it through your system, then you eat another monster meal.
And now comes the deuce of the century. Like a diamond, pressure and time will compress this onslaught of undigestables into an absolute wrecking ball through your rectum, a porcelain denting turd potato that leaves you with nothing but cramps and hemorrhoids.
I know people say this about every one of these awful fad diets you've tried but you are literally so full of #### right now