Things You Can Say About Baseball But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

B

Bruce Dickinson

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #1

I like to bring in a LOOGY out of the bullpen late to mix it up a little.

 

E

eoMMan

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #2

You are boring AF.

 

rockaction

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #3

Second base!  

 

rockaction

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #4

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was "to" your girlfriend.  

 

Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #5

Too many trips to the mound.

 

lardonastick

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #6

Showed great defense on the DP.

 

E-Z Glider

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #7

I can't wait to see your Steamer projections.

 

B

Bruce Dickinson

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #8

I like it when the Dominican switch-hitter gets things started.

 

wikkidpissah

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #9

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Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #10

Only needs one battery at a time.

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #11

Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier

 

ChiefD

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #12

1 finger down means I'm bringing my fast ball. 

 

John Bender

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #13

That looks like an old catchers mitt. 

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #14

will use up roughly 158,000 new balls between April and September. 

 

(HULK)

(Smash)

• Mar 29, 2018

• #15

Everyday from April to September (except for a 3 day break around Independence Day), at least 18 men (usually more depending on the rotation) get to make their childhood fantasies become reality and get paid handsomely to do so.

 

Mr. Brownstone

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #16

Rub some dirt on it.

 

lardonastick

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #17

Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #18

**MLB specific **

no woman has ever taken the mound. 

 

Osaurus

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #19

Here comes the knuckleball

 

Fred Lane

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #20

It's opening day! I have been waiting for this since October!

 

T

Thomas The Skank Engine

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #21

Strike zone is wide

 

Scoresman

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #22

It sucks

 

EYLive

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #23

Too much grass on the field.

 

Charlie Steiner

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #24

Let's get two!

 

Ilov80s

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #25

The spit ball is illegal, got to keep the balls dry. No salvia or petroleum jelly.

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #26

there is a stoppage in play if things get too wet 

 

T

trident

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #27

That it is the best on the planet.

 

ShamrockPride

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #28

I hit a home run.

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #29

 being sent down to the minors is oft times essential for rehab and seasoning. 

 

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dickey moe

Fingerpicker

• Mar 29, 2018

• #30

You want another foot-long?

 

dickey moe

Fingerpicker

• Mar 29, 2018

• #31

George Will is really into you.

 

Charlie Steiner

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #32

Many family-friendly movies have been made about it.

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #33

there's 60 yds. between second base and home 

 

Eephus

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #34

It harder to go deep with wood

 

J

James Daulton

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #35

At least I don't play softball. 

 

C

cockroach

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #36

She's walking if confronted with 4 balls. 

 

B Maverick

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #37

Here comes the backdoor slider

Middle's Open

 

Drunken knight

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #38

here comes the squeeze play

you need to choke up on that

the infield is in dp position

looks like the hidden ball trick

she really trying to stretch that one out

 

Galileo

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #39

It's dollar dog night!!

 

Ilov80s

Footballguy

• Mar 29, 2018

• #40

You want to hit clean-up