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As suspected, it was one of these two. Now 14 and 16, they have been getting in a #### ton of trouble in 2020. We have had some serious issues with both of them. Both of them lie straight to our faces

LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!!!

I think one of your kids stole it and then tried to throw it away in the bedroom trash can when the trash can spontaneously combusted.

7 minutes ago, bryhamm said:

update?

This probably seems suspicious, but I will be going in late Friday morning and am planning to do some reconnaissance before work. Haven't been alone in the house to this point.

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1 hour ago, Worm said:

This probably seems suspicious, but I will be going in late Friday morning and am planning to do some reconnaissance before work. Haven't been alone in the house to this point.

A Friday update.  Take note people, this is how you set up a good Friday thread.

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On 1/28/2020 at 8:26 PM, El Floppo said:

My note book is fuzzy and bad for the perpetrator (eta... Dammit- wrong guy)...but was it iron shiek with the lawn mower in the boudoir? 

Update.....Da guru with the lawn mower in the back yard (so to speak).

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We were both home Tuesday afternoon before any kids. 

The subject came up and we decided to do a search.

We searched the rooms of the 16 y.o. boy, 15 y.o. girl, 13 y.o. girl, and our 11/8/8 y.o.'s big shared room. Not a sign of it anywhere, and we may have caught the coronavirus from our 15 y.o.'s disgusting room.

In a moment of clarity while searching, my gf says she may remember being drunk and moving the location of it because she didn't want someone (her parents?) to see it. I dunno. We searched every dresser drawer in the bedroom with no luck.

At this point I'm guessing we'll be doing some spring cleaning and it will be in a super random place, but who knows.

Womp womp.

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7 minutes ago, Worm said:

We were both home Tuesday afternoon before any kids. 

The subject came up and we decided to do a search.

We searched the rooms of the 16 y.o. boy, 15 y.o. girl, 13 y.o. girl, and our 11/8/8 y.o.'s big shared room. Not a sign of it anywhere, and we may have caught the coronavirus from our 15 y.o.'s disgusting room.

In a moment of clarity while searching, my gf says she may remember being drunk and moving the location of it because she didn't want someone (her parents?) to see it. I dunno. We searched every dresser drawer in the bedroom with no luck.

At this point I'm guessing we'll be doing some spring cleaning and it will be in a super random place, but who knows.

Womp womp.

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Was going to post this the other day and forgot.  There's even more evidence with your latest update...

Good news: Your girlfriend broke up with her other boyfriend

Bad news: The rabbit is at his house and she can't get it back now that they've broken up

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I just found this thread and was guessing a kid found it (I'll go with 16 son) and took it to show to friend(s).  Quickly forgotten it sat in a drawer or under a bed until said friend's parents found it while doing some totally random and innocuous cleaning or looking for a flashlight or something.  Now said friend will take a bullet for his buddy but not a rabbit so OP gets a very awkward call from some parents he's met only once at a PTA meeting 4 years ago.

My theory may or may not be inspired by actual events from the 80's (albeit no rabbit involved).

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