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GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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cosjobs
Footballguy
color me intrigued.I think -fish- is just upriver, he might could swim down, too.But we need a map to the secret walk-in five pound trout fishin hole.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Walked in to local Irish pub I haven't been to in a while. Irish bartender take my order of a Guinness and a shot of Jameson. She gives me a a big kiss on the cheek and says "Welcome home."
cosjobs
Footballguy
you did notice me and brong were the most interested. that should tell you something.
charvik
Footballguy
Walked in to local Irish pub I haven't been to in a while. Irish bartender take my order of a Guinness and a shot of Jameson. She gives me a a big kiss on the cheek and says "Welcome home."
Amen!
Thorn
Footballguy
I hate fishing but will be there. Guaranteed.'General Malaise said:Tell you what, fellas. If you guys are SERIOUS about coming out to Oregon, we will rent a house in Sun River and fly fish on the Deschutes. We can also play golf, ski, river raft and play lots and lots of poker. Because of the economy, we can probably find a monster house for very cheap. Considering our penchant for talking a big game but never really delivering, I suggest we target June 2012.'cosjobs said:What the hell gm? You've got four GBs practically begging to take you out fishing and drinking and you don't even respond? I thought you needed to learn how to fish so you could teach your boys the manly arts.veryHow about GM taking a couple of his degenerate buddies?I'd fly up for a weekend to get drunk and catch fish with sonny and gm
Thorn
Footballguy
You're ####### going. I'll pick you up.'Gadzooks said:I wanna go, but i don't want to fish or do anything that takes a lot of energy.'charvik said:That should work...'General Malaise said:Tell you what, fellas. If you guys are SERIOUS about coming out to Oregon, we will rent a house in Sun River and fly fish on the Deschutes. We can also play golf, ski, river raft and play lots and lots of poker. Because of the economy, we can probably find a monster house for very cheap. Considering our penchant for talking a big game but never really delivering, I suggest we target June 2012.'cosjobs said:What the hell gm? You've got four GBs practically begging to take you out fishing and drinking and you don't even respond? I thought you needed to learn how to fish so you could teach your boys the manly arts.veryHow about GM taking a couple of his degenerate buddies?I'd fly up for a weekend to get drunk and catch fish with sonny and gm
Thorn
Footballguy
erroneous
cosjobs
Footballguy
Okay- if we want to do this next spring (in addition the fishbachery brong and I do this fortnight), I say we rent a place for two weeks now for next May or whenever BEFORE school lets out. We just pay now and all investors have a two week window to make it to fishcamp012.
Thorn
Footballguy
K4>how far you from the Costa Rica border?
charvik
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Why do you hate teachers? And students?
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm mostly a saltwater guy but I will fish trout occasionally. Been years since I flyfished though. I don't even have any fly gear anymore.color me intrigued.I think -fish- is just upriver, he might could swim down, too.But we need a map to the secret walk-in five pound trout fishin hole.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
charvik
Footballguy
Not to mention people interested in sports.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Good start. Not sure how much it helps your wins on the season bet, though, as there's no telling what the D-backs throw out there tomorrow now.'BRONG said:
cosjobs
Footballguy
it takes gear? crap. Lets take a charter in to the saltwater, then.I'm mostly a saltwater guy but I will fish trout occasionally. Been years since I flyfished though. I don't even have any fly gear anymore.color me intrigued.I think -fish- is just upriver, he might could swim down, too.But we need a map to the secret walk-in five pound trout fishin hole.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
cosjobs
Footballguy
really? your interest in sports allows a june fishing trip, but not a may one?
I think there would be cell phone reception, wireless broadband and satellite tv anywhere I'm spending more than a couple days.not meaning to dish teachers or kids, just prefer my fishing trips before the kids destroy the peace and solitude that is fishing.
-fish-
Footballguy
Can sit in lawn chairs in my buddy's backyard, drink beer and catch and release trout from his pond. Most are 4-6 lbs but he has a couple over 10. Not very sporting, but the effort/reward ratio is great.it takes gear? crap. Lets take a charter in to the saltwater, then.I'm mostly a saltwater guy but I will fish trout occasionally. Been years since I flyfished though. I don't even have any fly gear anymore.color me intrigued.I think -fish- is just upriver, he might could swim down, too.But we need a map to the secret walk-in five pound trout fishin hole.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
cosjobs
Footballguy
a successful life is one that consistently achieves good effort/reward ratios. I'd be very down to do this. Is there a lodge or hotel or motel nearby? Can I bring brong?Can sit in lawn chairs in my buddy's backyard, drink beer and catch and release trout from his pond. Most are 4-6 lbs but he has a couple over 10. Not very sporting, but the effort/reward ratio is great.it takes gear? crap. Lets take a charter in to the saltwater, then.I'm mostly a saltwater guy but I will fish trout occasionally. Been years since I flyfished though. I don't even have any fly gear anymore.color me intrigued.I think -fish- is just upriver, he might could swim down, too.But we need a map to the secret walk-in five pound trout fishin hole.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
charvik
Footballguy
In what universe is the hockey season over in May?really? your interest in sports allows a june fishing trip, but not a may one?
-fish-
Footballguy
Hotels and bars nearby. I also have 2 extra bedrooms 6 days a week, although one is pink and has unicorns and princesses everywhere. Brong's always welcome.a successful life is one that consistently achieves good effort/reward ratios. I'd be very down to do this. Is there a lodge or hotel or motel nearby? Can I bring brong?Can sit in lawn chairs in my buddy's backyard, drink beer and catch and release trout from his pond. Most are 4-6 lbs but he has a couple over 10. Not very sporting, but the effort/reward ratio is great.it takes gear? crap. Lets take a charter in to the saltwater, then.I'm mostly a saltwater guy but I will fish trout occasionally. Been years since I flyfished though. I don't even have any fly gear anymore.color me intrigued.I think -fish- is just upriver, he might could swim down, too.But we need a map to the secret walk-in five pound trout fishin hole.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yes yes. Yes, without the oops. Thataway.
I go ice fishing every year with my GBs. I also go out on the boat with them every once in a while. I don't bring a pole, I don't bring a tip-up but I throw in a few bones for bait. I don't care. I show up with some beer, some beef jerky and I hang out and catch a ####-ton of bottle bass. They try to teach me but I just can't get into it. Don't get me wrong, catching a nice 14" walter is nice but I just can't get "serious business" about it. If beer is involved, beer is what I focus on. If I'm invited I need to start working on a plan now. Is there a specific date range set yet? And can us non-fishermen come too?The pot, fungi and yeyo were my substances of choice a while back. Opium a few times sprinkled on some pot. Smoked the big C twice. Never X, H, acid etc.
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BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
Yeah, thought about that but what's the alternative, ya know? Cain at home against the Rockies next week was nearly a lock so this was basically it. Been rooting for Atlanta and Saint Louis so the giants would pack it in as well, but they haven't exactly been helping things. Anyway, that inadvertently ended up the most I'd ever had riding on a single baseball game. 11.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
'BRONG said:
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Alright, that's enough. This pic needs to be released into the GMTAN.I tried to use that picture earlier, but I couldn't because you were in it. I'm not sure if that's a compliment to you or not.'General Malaise said:I deleted my tag in that photo. I look like way too much like a sicko. I've known those girls since they were born. 3 of them are my bro-in-law's nieces (his brother's kids). Very sweet girls.One of them is 18 and absolutely beautiful. Just stunning...and not in a pervy way.
I know a couple of other people took pics of us together and I hope somebody posts one that doesn't make me look like Roman Polanski. The main point was that they put on those Bears t-shirts for the reception and I was wearing a navy and orange tie.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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I have a great warehouse idea, btw. Let's buy an MRI machine!
You should have been there during Sunday Tailgating at PJ20. Explained the many times I've had to explain to Mrs. TF on "What I was doing" and "Who I was going with" for all of the FBGs that I have to TU and BeTheMatch.She's actually met Zilla, KidC, Gator, JoeT, Jplvr, Wilked and CGRDRJoeI have trouble convincing myself to meet dudes from the internet. So, the guys that have to do it with their wives crack me up to no end.
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ETA: I've posted this a few times, just went and found it
Also, this thread was pretty amusing - http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=313008True story here.
One of the years we were up at $cupper's cabin, Mrs. TF went to a party with all of our friends that we normally socialize with. She was consistently asked by everyone where I was. Her response was (paraphrasing) "In Minnesota at some camp having a fantasy draft with his internet friends"....over the night and multiple drinks it morphed into that I was attending "Fantasy Football Camp". Couple that with the few times I entered WCOFF with :11: guys, and that story has stuck forever.
Now at every FF draft, whenever someone is pondering what to do - "Hey TF, what do they teach you to do in this situation at fantasy camp"; or if I make a sleeper pick - "Must've been in the fantasy camp newsletter, eh?"
It will never end
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Landed on this Jersey Shore ####. They are in Italy. It is awful. Like really embarrassing Americans awful. The only thing I like about it is the fact jason woods is incensed about how it depicts his home state. Keep it up girls.
I think you're underestimated the KFC clientele
Frostillicus
Footballguy
what?
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
i think hes saying you dont have a wiener.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
really? your interest in sports allows a june fishing trip, but not a may one?
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
had a root canal yesterday and the dentist gave me lortab in case I had any pain this weekend. I took one last night and it didn't seem to affect me (I was just laying in the bed watching tv), so I didn't think anything of taking one this morning when I got to work. I guess the reason I notice the effects now is because I'm up and moving around. It's a nice little buzz
kinda wish I had more than 20. :(
kinda wish I had more than 20. :(
krista4
Footballguy
About two hours. We're in Granada: My linkK4>how far you from the Costa Rica border?
Thorn
Footballguy
Crap. I may be making a trip to Puerto Viejo in Costa Rica but it looks like it's about 300 mi away.About two hours. We're in Granada: My linkK4>how far you from the Costa Rica border?
krista4
Footballguy
Are you flying into San Jose or Liberia (I don't know where Puerto Viejo is)? Either would be an easy flight to Managua.Crap. I may be making a trip to Puerto Viejo in Costa Rica but it looks like it's about 300 mi away.About two hours. We're in Granada: My linkK4>how far you from the Costa Rica border?
A lot easier to come to Nicaragua by air anyway...you can take a bus from Costa Rica but the border crossing is notoriously crappy. Coming by air is a breeze.Similar threads
