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Draft - Message board draft, held right here. 25 rounds

Teams: 14 teams, 1 division, H2H, everybody plays everyone once

League Home: Yahoo!

Scoring: Top Secret

Transactions: NONE!

Winner = 80% of the total prize purse

2nd place = 20%

TEAMS:

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids
Draft:
1.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Adrian Peterson, RB - MIN
1.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Doug Martin, RB - TB
1.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Arian Foster, RB - HOU
1.04 Es Pipi - Ray Rice, RB - BAL
1.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - LeShawn McCoy , RB - PHI
1.06 Stinky Fingers - Aaron Rodgers, QB - GB
1.07 PowerAids - Drew Brees, QB - NO
1.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Cam Newton, QB - CAR
1.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Peyton Manning, QB - DEN
1.10 Reese's Power - Jamaal Charles, RB - KC
1.11 Let it Sweat - Calvin Johnson, WR - DET
1.12 Sweatier Vests - Mattew Stafford, QB - DET
1.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jimmy Graham, TE - NO
1.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Andrew Luck, QB - IND

2.01 Amazon Primelvrs - COlin Kaepernick, QB - SF
2.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Tom Brady, QB - NE
2.03 Sweatier Vests - Matt Ryan, QB - ATL
2.04 Let it Sweat - Russell Wilson, QB - SEA
2.05 Reese's Power Marshaun Lynch - RB - Sea
2.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Tony Romo, QB - DAL
2.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Trent Richardson, RB - CLE
2.08 PowerAids - Robert Griffin III, QB - WAS
2.09 Stinky Fingers - AJ Green, WR - CIN
2.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Dez Bryant, WR - DAL
2.11 Es Pipi - CJ Spiller, RB - BUF (TRADED TO DRUGSTORE COWBOYS)
2.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Brandon Marshall, WR - CHI
2.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Eli Manning, QB - NYG
2.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Matt Forte, RB - CHI

3.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Julio Jones, WR - ATL
3.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Joe Flacco, QB - BAL
3.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ben Rothlisberger - QB - PIT (TRADED TO ES PIPI)
3.04 Es Pipi - Randall Cobb - WR - GB
3.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Alfred Morris - RB - WAS
3.06 Stinky Fingers - Steven Jackson - RB - STL
3.07 PowerAids - Demaryious Thomas - WR - DEN
3.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Chris Johnson - WR - TEN
3.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Larry Fitzgerald - WR - AZ
3.10 Reese's Power - Andy Dalton - QB - CIN
3.11 Let it Sweat - Maurice Jones-Drew - RB - JAX
3.12 Sweatier Vests - Darren Sproles - RB - NO
3.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - DeMarco Murray - RB - DAL
3.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Rob Gronkowski - TE - NO

4.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Reggie Bush - RB - DET
4.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Andre Johnson - WR - HOU
4.03 Sweatier Vests - David Wilson - RB - NYG
4.04 Let it Sweat - Philip Rivers - QB - SD
4.05 Reese's Power - Roddy White - WR - ATL
4.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Darren McFadden - RB - OAK
4.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Victor Cruz - WR - NYG
4.08 PowerAids - Steven Ridley, RB - NEP
4.09 Stinky Fingers - Jay Cutler - QB - CHI
4.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Sam Bradford - QB - STL
4.11 Es Pipi - Monte Meat Ball - RB - DEN
4.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Matt Schaub - QB - HOU
4.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Ryan Matthews - RB - SD
4.14 Oildale Meat Raffle- Josh Freeman - QB - TB

5.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Hakeem Nicks - WR - NYG
5.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Wes Welker
5.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Vinceny Jackson - WR - Tampa Bay
5.04 Es Pipi - Carson Palmer - QB - Arizona
5.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Jason Witten - TE - Dallas Cowboys
5.06 Stinky Fingers - Lamar Miller - RB - Miami Dolphins
5.07 PowerAids - Frank Gore - RB - San Francisco Forty Niners.
5.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Tony Gonzales - TE - Atlanta Falcone
5.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Jacoby Jones - WR - Ravens
5.10 Reese's Power - Mike Vick - QB - PHI
5.11 Let it Sweat - Le'Veon Bell - RB - PIT
5.12 Sweatier Vests - Marques Colston - WR - NO
5.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jacquizz Rodgers - RB - ATL
5.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Ahmad Bradshaw - RB - IND

6.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Tavon Austin - WR - STL
6.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - TY Hilton, WR - IND
6.03 Sweatier Vests - Dwayne Bowe - WR - KC
6.04 Let it Sweat - Jordy Nelson - WR - GB
6.05 Reese's Power - Vernon Davis - TE - SFO
6.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Danny Amendola - WR - NE
6.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Ryan Tannehill - QB - MIA
6.08 PowerAids - Antonio Brown - WR - PIT
6.09 Stinky Fingers - Torrey Smith - WR - BAL
6.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Alex Smith - QB - KC
6.11 Es Pipi - Eric Decker - WR - DEN
6.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Seattle Defense/ST
6.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Eddie Lacey - RB - GB
6.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Matt Flynn - QB - OAK

7.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Jake Locker - QB - TEN
7.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - DeSean Jackson - WR - PHI
7.03 Drugstore Cowboys - 49ers Defense/ST
7.04 Es Pipi - Mike Wallace - WR - MIA
7.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Reggie Wayne - WR - IND
7.06 - Stinky Fingers - Jermichael Finley - Packers - TE
7.07 PowerAids - Greg Jennings - WR - MIN
7.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - James Jones - WR - GB
7.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Ben Jarvis Green Ellis - RB - CIN
7.10 Reese's Power - Nick Foles - QB - PHI
7.11 Let it Sweat - Greg Olsen - TE - CAR
7.12 Sweatier Vests - Steve Smith - WR - CAR
7.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Brandon Weedon - QB - CLE
7.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Chris Ivory - RB - NJY

8.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Cecil Shorts - WR - JAX
8.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Rashard Mendenhall - RB - PIT
8.03 Sweatier Vests - Martellus Bennett - TE - CHI
8.04 Let it Sweat - Pierre Garcon - WR - IND
8.05 Reese's Power - Mike Williams - WR - TB
8.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Daryl Richardson - RB - STL
8.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Anquan Boldin - WR - SFO
8.08 PowerAids - Jared Cook - TE - STL
8.09 Stinky Fingers - DeAngelo Williams - RB - CAR
8.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Stevie Johnson - WR - BUF
8.11 Es Pipi - Jonathan Franklin - RB - GB
8.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Giovanni Bernard - RB - CIN
8.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Owen Daniels - TE - HOU
8.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Antonio Gates - TE - SD


9.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Chicago Bears DEF/ST
9.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Denario Alexander - WR - SD
9.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Miles Austin - WR - DAL
9.04 Es Pipi - Isaiah Pead - RB - STL
9.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Shane Vereen - RB - NE
9.06 Stinky Fingers - Houston Texans DEF/ST
9.07 PowerAids - Denver Broncos DEF/ST
9.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Jonathan Stewart - RB - CAR
9.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Cincy Def/ST
9.10 Reese's Power - Mikel Lashoure - RB - DET
9.11 Let it Sweat - EJ Maneul - QB - BUF
9.12 Sweatier Vests - Ben Tate - RB - HOU
9.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Bernard Pierce - RB - BAL
9.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Golden Tate - WR - SEA

10.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Emmanuel Sanders - WR - PIT
10.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Josh Gordon - WR - CLE
10.03 Sweatier Vests - Christian Ponder - QB - MIN
10.04 Let it Sweat - Danny Woodhead - RB - SD
10.05 Reese's Power - Kenny Britt - WR - TEN
10.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Kyle Rudolph - TE - MIN
10.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Ronnie Hillman - RB - DEN
10.08 PowerAids - Andre Brown - RB - NYG
10.09 Stinky Fingers - Fred Jackson - RB - BUF
10.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Bryce Brown - RB - PHI
10.11 Es Pipi - Brandon Myers - TE - NYG
10.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Pittsburgh Def/ST
10.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Baltimore Def/ST
10.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Vic Ballard - RB - IND

11.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Justin Blackmon - WR - JAX
11.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Lance Moore - WR - NO
11.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Jordan Cameron - TE - NO
11.04 Es Pipi - Kendall Wright - WR - TEN
11.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Patriots Def/ST
11.06 Stinky Fingers - Stephen Hill - WR - NYJ
11.07 PowerAids - Sidney Rice - WR - SEA
11.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Denarious Moore - WR - OAK
11.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Josh Cribbs - WR - OAK
11.10 Reese's Power – Packer Defense/ST
11.11 Let it Sweat – Michael Floyd – WR - AZ
11.12 Sweatier Vests – Mark Ingram – RB - NO
11.13 Ice Bags & Nachos – Chris Givens – WR - STL
11.14 Amazon Primelvrs – Cardinals Def/ST


12.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Geno Smith – QB - NYJ
12.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Denard Robinson - RB/WR - JAX
12.03 Sweatier Vests - Vincent Brown - WR - SD
12.04 Let it Sweat - Rams Def/ST
12.05 Reese's Power - Julian Edelman - WR - NE
12.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Marcus Thigpen - RB/KR - MIA
12.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Brandon Pettigrew - TE - DET
12.08 PowerAids - Rueben Randle - WR - NYG
12.09 Stinky Fingers - Aaron Dobson - WR - NE
12.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Fred Davis - TE - WAS
12.11 Es Pipi - Alshon Jeffery - WR - CHI
12.12 Drugstore Cowboys - DeAndre Hopkins - WR - HOU
12.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Dion Lewis - RB - CLE
12.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Michael Bush - RB - CHI

13.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR - IND
13.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jermaine Gresham - TE - CIN
13.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ed Dickson - TE - BAL
13.04 Es Pipi - Coby Fleener - TE - IND
13.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Brian Hartline - WR - MIA
13.06 Stinky Fingers - Pierre Thomas - RB - NO
13.07 PowerAids - Chad Henne - QB - JAX
13.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Cordarrelle Patterson - WR - MIN
13.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Tyler Eiffert - TE - CIN
13.10 Reese's Power - Buffalo Def/ST
13.11 Let it Sweat - Dustin Keller - TE - MIA
13.12 Sweatier Vests - Giants Def/ST
13.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Dexter McCluster - WR - KC
13.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Heath Miller - TE - PIT

14.01 Amazon Primelvrs - LaMichael James - RB - SFO
14.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Falcons Def/ST
14.03 Sweatier Vests - Dwayne Allen - TE - IND
14.04 Let it Sweat - Leon Washington - RB - NE
14.05 Reese's Power - Dallas Defense/ST
14.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Keshawn Martin - WR - HOU
14.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Chargers DEF/ST
14.08 PowerAids - Zac Stacy - RB - STL
14.09 Stinky Fingers - Greg Little - WR - CLE
14.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Ryan Broyles - WR - DET
14.11 Es Pipi - Chiefs DEF/ST
14.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Terrelle Pryor - QB - OAK
14.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Mohamed Sanu - WR - CIN
14.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Marcedes Lewis - TE - JAX

15.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Vikings DEF/ST
15.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Davone Bess - WR - CLE
15.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Kirk Cousins - QB - WAS
15.04 Es Pipi - Jeremey Kerley - WR - NYJ
15.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Titans DEF/ST
15.06 Stinky Fingers - Blair Walsh - K - MIN
15.07 PowerAids - Brock Osweiler - QB - DEN
15.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Colts DEF/ST
15.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Devin Hester - WR/KR - CHI
15.10 Reese's Power - Knowshon Moreno - RB - DEN
15.11 Let it Sweat - Trindon Holliday - RB/KR - DEN
15.12 Sweatier Vests - Stephen Grotkowski - K - NE
15.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Ryan Williams - RB - ARI
15.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Miami Dolphins DEF/ST


16.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Knile Davis - RB - KC
16.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Randy Bullock - K - HOU
16.03 Sweatier Vests - Nate Washington - WR - TEN
16.04 Let it Sweat - Malcolm Floyd - WR - SD
16.05 Reese's Power - Nate Burleson - WR - DET
16.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Matt Prater - K - DEN
16.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Browns DEF/ST
16.08 PowerAids - NY JETS DEF/ST
16.09 Stinky Fingers - REDSKINS DEF/ST
16.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Matt Bryant - K - ATL
16.11 Es Pipi - Dan Bailey - K - DAL
16.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Kyle Orton - QB - DAL
16.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Phil Dawson - K - SFO
16.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Keenan Allen - WR - SD

17.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Josh Brown - K - NYG
17.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Greg Zuerlein - K - STL
17.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ted Ginn - WR - CAR
17.04 Es Pipi - PANTHERS DEF/ST
17.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Roy Helu - RB - WAS
17.06 Stinky Fingers - Brandon LaFell - WR- CAR
17.07 PowerAids - Christine Michael - RB - SEA
17.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Bilal Powell - RB - Jets
17.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Kendall Hunter - RB - SF
17.10 Reese's Power - Robert Turbin - RB - SEA
17.11 Let it Sweat - Tampa Bay DEF/ST
17.12 Sweatier Vests - Justin Tucker - K - BAL
17.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Nick Toon - WR - NO
17.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Blaine Gabbert - QB - JAX

18.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Rob Housler - TE - ARI
18.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lions DEF/ST
18.03 Sweatier Vests - Eagles DEF/ST
18.04 Let it Sweat - Kai Forbath - K - WASH
18.05 Reese's Power - David Akers - K - DET
18.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Joseph Randle - RB - DAl
18.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Mark Sancehz - QB - NYJ
18.08 PowerAids - Zach Miller - TE - SEA
18.09 Stinky Fingers - Tim Tebow - QB - NEP
18.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Dwayne Harris - WR - DAL
18.11 Es Pipi - Shonn Greene - RB - IND
18.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Ryan Mallett - QB - NEP
18.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Lance Dunbar - RB - DAL
18.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Toby Gearhart - RB - MIN

19.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Garrett Hartley - K - NO
19.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Robert Woods - WR - BUF
19.03 Drugstore Cowboys - TJ Yates - QB - HOU
19.04 Es Pipi - Sebastian Janikowski - K - OAK
19.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Stephan Taylor - RB - ARI
19.06 Stinky Fingers - Scott Chandler - TE - BUF
19.07 PowerAids - Mike Nugent - K - CIN
19.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Steven Hauschka - K - SEA
19.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Montario Hardesty - RB - CLE
19.10 Reese's Power – Marcel Reece – RB - OAK
19.11 Let it Sweat – Joique Bell – RB - DET
19.12 Sweatier Vests – James Casey – TE - PHI
19.13 Ice Bags & Nachos – Dujuan Harris – RB - GB
19.14 Amazon Primelvrs – Alex Henrey – K - PHI


20.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Ryan Succop – K - KC
20.02 Ice Bags & Nachos – Kenbrell Thompkons – WR - NEP
20.03 Sweatier Vests – Latavious Murray – RB - OAK
20.04 Let it Sweat – Percy Harvin – WR - SEA
20.05 Reese's Power – Kenny Stills – WR - NO
20.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders – Rod Streater – WR - OAK
20.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms – Daniel Thomas – RB - MIA
20.08 PowerAids – Eddie Royal – WR - SD
20.09 Stinky Fingers - Adam Vinatieri - K - IND
20.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Chris Polk - RB - PHI
20.11 Es Pipi - Evan Royster - RB - WAS
20.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Connor Barth - K - TB
20.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Matt Cassel - QB - MIN
20.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Darrius Reynaud - WR - TEN

21.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Mike Tolbert - RB - CAR
21.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Saints DEF/ST
21.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Philip Tanner - RB - DAL
21.04 Es Pipi - Brian Quick -WR - STL
21.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Shaun Suisham - K - PIT
21.06 Stinky Fingers - Willis McGahee - RB - FA
21.07 PowerAids - Ronnie Brown - RB - SD
21.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Rob Bironas - K - TEN
21.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Oakland DEF/ST
21.10 Reese's Power - Mason Crosby - K - GB
21.11 Let it Sweat - Justin Forsett - RB - JAX
21.12 Sweatier Vests - Marc Mariani - WR - TEN
21.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jacob Tamme - TE - DEN
21.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Larod Stephens Howling - RB - ARI

22.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Jaguars DEF/ST
22.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lawrence Tynes - K - TB
22.03 Sweatier Vests - Santonio Holmes - WR - NYJ
22.04 Let it Sweat - Robbie Gould - K - CHI
22.05 Reese's Power - Luke Stocker - TE - TB
22.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Caleb Stergis - K - MIA
22.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Marquis Goodwin - WR - BUF
22.08 PowerAids - Zac Ertz - TE - PHI
22.09 Stinky Fingers - Zach Sudfield - TE - NEP
22.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Chase Daniels - QB - NO
22.11 Es Pipi - Markus Wheaton - WR - PIT
22.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Giorgio Tavecchio - K - GB
22.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Chris Ogbannaya - RB - CLE
22.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Andre Roberts - WR - ARI

23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA
23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT
23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - TJ Graham - WR - BUF
23.04 Es Pipi - Brad Gradkowski - QB - TB
23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Drew Stanton - QB - AZ
23.06 Stinky Fingers - Jason Avant - WR - PHI
23.07 PowerAids - Nick Novak - K - SD
23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Donald Brown - RB - IND
23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Jason Campbell - QB - CLE
23.10 Reese's Power - Donnie Avery - WR - KC
23.11 Let it Sweat - Travis Kelce - TE - KC
23.12 Sweatier Vests - Dallas Clark - TE - BAL
23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Kevin Kolb - QB - BUF
23.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Damaris Johnson - WR - PHI


24.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Ryan Fitzpatrick - QB - TEN
24.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lavon Brazzil - WR - IND
24.03 Sweatier Vests - Matt Hasselbeck - QB - IND
24.04 Let it Sweat - Brandon GIbson - WR - MIA
24.05 Reese's Power - Harry Douglas - WR - ATL
24.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Leonard Hankerson - WR - WAS
24.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Matt Moore - QB - MIA
24.08 PowerAids - Josh Morgan - WR - WAS
24.09 Stinky Fingers - SKIPPED
24.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Ladarious Green - TE - SD
24.11 Es Pipi - Ciera Wood - RB - HOU
24.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Shayne Graham - K - CLE
24.13 Vag Head Hummus Men Travis Benjamin - WR - CLE
24.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Brent Celek - TE - PHI