GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Remind me to kill my son when I get home. The little turd keeps changing my ringtones when I nap to girlish sounding tones. My friend just called me and it sounded like the freaking ice cream truck was coming down the block. I was initially excited about some ice cream, then realized it was my phone. I'm going to kill him twice. Once for changing the tone and once for making the think the ice cream man was coming.

 

[General Malaise]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?
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Yeah, but she's kinda hot, so....you know. Have fun parenting!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got some iiiicceeecrreeaamm.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to kill him twice. Once for changing the tone and once for making the think the ice cream man was coming.

 

[krista4]

Anybody else not wearing pants?

Have you ever posted completely naked? Has anyone ever done that?

 

[General Malaise]

Can't wait to fire up the grill tonight. Got some chicken thighs that's been marinading overnight in some beer, sugar, peanut butter, soy, miso, ginger and garlic. Not sure what the hell to expect this to taste like, but I think it's going to be quite good.

 

[krista4]

I got some iiiicceeecrreeaamm.

And you can't have none! You're on the welfare!

 

[General Malaise]

I got some iiiicceeecrreeaamm.

Want a lick? PSYCH!I could probably do a good bit of that stand up act by memory. I wore those cassette tapes out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?
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Yeah, but she's kinda hot, so....you know. Have fun parenting!I wish I was that horse in Bachelor Party.

 

[krista4]

Can't wait to fire up the grill tonight. Got some chicken thighs that's been marinading overnight in some beer, sugar, peanut butter, soy, miso, ginger and garlic. Not sure what the hell to expect this to taste like, but I think it's going to be quite good.

I asked Mr. krista4, our resident gourmet chef, and he said, "Oh. That sounds good." Think you've given him an idea.We're in the planning stage of an 11-course meal he's going to cook for several of our friends on May 22. In addition to importing lardo from Italy, he is sourcing wild boar to make a ragu to be used with homemade tagliatelle. Only problem is we can only find someone to give us a whole wild boar, which we're told will be about 200 lbs of meat.So if anyone's looking for wild boar meat, I'm your man.

 

[General Malaise]

Can't wait to fire up the grill tonight. Got some chicken thighs that's been marinading overnight in some beer, sugar, peanut butter, soy, miso, ginger and garlic. Not sure what the hell to expect this to taste like, but I think it's going to be quite good.

I asked Mr. krista4, our resident gourmet chef, and he said, "Oh. That sounds good." Think you've given him an idea.We're in the planning stage of an 11-course meal he's going to cook for several of our friends on May 22. In addition to importing lardo from Italy, he is sourcing wild boar to make a ragu to be used with homemade tagliatelle. Only problem is we can only find someone to give us a whole wild boar, which we're told will be about 200 lbs of meat.So if anyone's looking for wild boar meat, I'm your man.

Ohhhh, I like boar. I wouldn't know how the hell to cook it, but I order it up anytime I see it on the menu.

 

[krista4]

Can't wait to fire up the grill tonight. Got some chicken thighs that's been marinading overnight in some beer, sugar, peanut butter, soy, miso, ginger and garlic. Not sure what the hell to expect this to taste like, but I think it's going to be quite good.

I asked Mr. krista4, our resident gourmet chef, and he said, "Oh. That sounds good." Think you've given him an idea.We're in the planning stage of an 11-course meal he's going to cook for several of our friends on May 22. In addition to importing lardo from Italy, he is sourcing wild boar to make a ragu to be used with homemade tagliatelle. Only problem is we can only find someone to give us a whole wild boar, which we're told will be about 200 lbs of meat.So if anyone's looking for wild boar meat, I'm your man.

Ohhhh, I like boar. I wouldn't know how the hell to cook it, but I order it up anytime I see it on the menu.

I've only had it once (in Italy) but it was incredible. I'm going non-vegetarian for a night just for this dinner.

 

[Monkey13]

Better decide which kitties I love the most, just in case.

Null set?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Alright, I'm naked. Now what?

 

[ArcticEdge]

Remind me to kill my son when I get home. The little turd keeps changing my ringtones when I nap to girlish sounding tones. My friend just called me and it sounded like the freaking ice cream truck was coming down the block. I was initially excited about some ice cream, then realized it was my phone. I'm going to kill him twice. Once for changing the tone and once for making the think the ice cream man was coming.

 

[Fennis]

Alright, I'm naked. Now what?

chatroulette.com duh.

 

[Radical Larry]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?
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[Radical Larry]

Remind me to kill my son when I get home. The little turd keeps changing my ringtones when I nap to girlish sounding tones. My friend just called me and it sounded like the freaking ice cream truck was coming down the block. I was initially excited about some ice cream, then realized it was my phone. I'm going to kill him twice. Once for changing the tone and once for making the think the ice cream man was coming.

oh holy hell

 

[krista4]

UPDATE: Not dead yet.

 

[bentley]

The guy mixing margaritas at my house makes them much stronger than the people at the restaurants. Remind me to punch him once this room stops spinning.

 

[General Malaise]

Chicken turned out to be really good. Not overpowering at all, which I was fearful of with the peanut butter. But it was really tasty. Also grilled some corn on the cob. Summer ain't here yet as it was misty and cool out, but man...was great to get the fire to the food.

Krista, glad you're still alive!

 

[krista4]

Krista, glad you're still alive!

Storms are much worse this morning. Another tornado watch until 1 p.m.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Krista, glad you're still alive!

Storms are much worse this morning. Another tornado watch until 1 p.m. :(

I would welcome a tornado right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?
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:( Tower Grove Park today for a MS walk. I walk every day but I don't pretend I'm curing cancer.

 

[krista4]

Krista, glad you're still alive!

Storms are much worse this morning. Another tornado watch until 1 p.m.

I would welcome a tornado right now.

Bad day, GBSLB?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Krista, glad you're still alive!

Storms are much worse this morning. Another tornado watch until 1 p.m. :(

I would welcome a tornado right now.

Bad day, GBSLB?

I left here to have a smoke yesterday and started talking to my neighbor. I told her husband Dre that we were going to move last weekend and I thought she heard us talking about that. She didn't and just found out and was giving me hell about it. They are good friends of ours and we hate to move. Well, one thing led to another and the four of us ended up getting pretty wasted.I think I need some Skyy.

 

[krista4]

Krista, glad you're still alive!

Storms are much worse this morning. Another tornado watch until 1 p.m. :(

I would welcome a tornado right now.

Bad day, GBSLB?

I left here to have a smoke yesterday and started talking to my neighbor. I told her husband Dre that we were going to move last weekend and I thought she heard us talking about that. She didn't and just found out and was giving me hell about it. They are good friends of ours and we hate to move. Well, one thing led to another and the four of us ended up getting pretty wasted.I think I need some Skyy. :(

Ahhhh, so it's a typical Saturday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ahhhh, so it's a typical Saturday.

It isn't football season so I try to be a good boy on Sunday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My boys just informed me they just ate the rest of the ice cream sandwiches.

This is what I'm talking about. Mrs. SLB should know better than to leave me alone with these guys.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The sirens just went off. Damn it. I hate the sob's.

 

[General Malaise]

My mother might have given the most awkward toast in the history of mankind last night, in front of my boss, coworkers and friends. It was....hell, I don't even know how to describe. It was to speeches what Elaine Benes was to dancing. I'm pretty sure the best way to sum it up will be to post the pictures of my sister's reaction, captured by her best friend who was watching her while my mom went on and on....I would have welcomed a tornado.

 

[General Malaise]

Man, the chicks that sit in the good seats in San Antonio for the Spurs playoff games are smoking hot.

 

[grateful zed]

i pray that anyone who vote for bush dies.

 

[General Malaise]

i pray that anyone who vote for bush dies.

I was like "Where the hell did that come from", then I remembered what this thread was originally supposed to be about.

 

[Bonzai]

I found this thread to be entertaining and would recommend it to friends and family.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My mother might have given the most awkward toast in the history of mankind last night, in front of my boss, coworkers and friends. It was....hell, I don't even know how to describe. It was to speeches what Elaine Benes was to dancing. I'm pretty sure the best way to sum it up will be to post the pictures of my sister's reaction, captured by her best friend who was watching her while my mom went on and on....I would have welcomed a tornado.

Please try.That Skyy and OJ yesterday led to about 5 of them that led to about 10 whiskeys. My stomach hurts so bad right now.

Mrs. SLB is at the Indigo Girls concert with some friends. I told her I wanted to go but she thought I was joking. I don't particularly care for the IG's. I just wanted to see a bunch of chicks make out.

My youngest is watching Caillou right now. WTH is he bald? Cal? He's watching Ready Made Meals.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

i pray that anyone who vote for bush dies.

I was like "Where the hell did that come from", then I remembered what this thread was originally supposed to be about.

:( This thread kicks ###

 

[SofaKings]

My mother might have given the most awkward toast in the history of mankind last night, in front of my boss, coworkers and friends. It was....hell, I don't even know how to describe. It was to speeches what Elaine Benes was to dancing. I'm pretty sure the best way to sum it up will be to post the pictures of my sister's reaction, captured by her best friend who was watching her while my mom went on and on....I would have welcomed a tornado.

Please try.That Skyy and OJ yesterday led to about 5 of them that led to about 10 whiskeys. My stomach hurts so bad right now.

Mrs. SLB is at the Indigo Girls concert with some friends. I told her I wanted to go but she thought I was joking. I don't particularly care for the IG's. I just wanted to see a bunch of chicks make out.

My youngest is watching Caillou right now. WTH is he bald? Cal? He's watching Ready Made Meals. :(

Are you exercising your nose and sinuses properly today? Oh yeah and wait a few mths before a full scale vomit that may or may not have acid/pieces go through the nose. Hurts/stings like a mother.

 

[Thorn]

:(

 

[bakes]

My mother might have given the most awkward toast in the history of mankind last night, in front of my boss, coworkers and friends. It was....hell, I don't even know how to describe. It was to speeches what Elaine Benes was to dancing. I'm pretty sure the best way to sum it up will be to post the pictures of my sister's reaction, captured by her best friend who was watching her while my mom went on and on....I would have welcomed a tornado.

Please try.That Skyy and OJ yesterday led to about 5 of them that led to about 10 whiskeys. My stomach hurts so bad right now.

Mrs. SLB is at the Indigo Girls concert with some friends. I told her I wanted to go but she thought I was joking. I don't particularly care for the IG's. I just wanted to see a bunch of chicks make out.

My youngest is watching Caillou right now. WTH is he bald? Cal? He's watching Ready Made Meals. :(

You married a lesbian?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Are you exercising your nose and sinuses properly today? Oh yeah and wait a few mths before a full scale vomit that may or may not have acid/pieces go through the nose. Hurts/stings like a mother.

Not today. I took a Pepcid & Pepto and still no dice. I'm drinking a 7up now. I can't remember the last time I got sick from drinking.

You married a lesbian?

She doesn't feel like a lesbian.

 

[krista4]

Hi. Can I use this as my drunk thread or do I have to be ***OFFICIAL***?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hi. Can I use this as my drunk thread or do I have to be ***OFFICIAL***?

Fire away.

 

[krista4]

Hi. Can I use this as my drunk thread or do I have to be ***OFFICIAL***?

Fire away.

Whew, thank god.####, I have nothing to say, though.Glad to see you're still alive, GBSLB.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi. Can I use this as my drunk thread or do I have to be ***OFFICIAL***?

I've consulted with some others and we would prefer if you kept things ***OFFICIAL***

 

[shuke]

I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.

Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas.

Sorry. My policy is not to join any FB groups unless it is shtick worthy. Like "I love being black!"

I fat fingered my way to friend PETA, confusing the hell out of my friends for a few minutes. I deleted it as soon as I could, then went out and ate a Bald Eagle.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Glad to see you're still alive, GBSLB.

You too.

You married a lesbian?

She doesn't feel like a lesbian.

Text just received at 10:20 from her friend:

Mrs. SLB wants you to know the concert is till going on. She's with us, u can't have her back yet! So much girl on girl action, she doesn't want to leave.

 

[Thorn]

Tomorrow I will represent my ex's derelict step brother in court, defending him against a protection from abuse order. I am doing this pro bono and giving him a ride to court because he doesn't have a car. On a scale of one to infinity, how big of a sucker am I?

 

[General Malaise]

I've started growing my moustache. My plan is to not shave for like a week, which only makes me look dirty, not at all cool like Kurt Warner. I have spots on my face that just won't grow hair, giving my beard a sweet "splotchy" look. I'm not sure why there are designated 'No Grow" circles on my face and neck, but their are. I also can't tell you what a carburetor is or does, which makes me think to two are related.

Anyhow, I'll grow out the beard for a week, then shave it all, save for the moustache, which I have to tote around for 10 days, thanks to the Blazers pooping the bed in game 3 last week. My co-worker made the bet with me and because he's afraid the 'stache' won't show up on my pale face, purchased for me the "Just For Men" moustache darkener....for black guys. I'm going to have Lando Calrisians's Moustache on Casper the Ghost's face.

Neat.

 

[General Malaise]

Tomorrow I will represent my ex's derelict step brother in court, defending him against a protection from abuse order. I am doing this pro bono and giving him a ride to court because he doesn't have a car. On a scale of one to infinity, how big of a sucker am I?

Sucker? I don't know about a sucker. I mean, it sounds like a crappy thing to have to do tomorrow, but I think that makes you a pretty cool guy to step up and help a person you probably don't owe a 'bless you' to after a sneeze. I think stuff like this makes karma work in your favor for later....like maybe your ex will have a hot friend who hears about this and will want you to help her shave her bikini line or something?