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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

chet said:
Arizona Ron said:
I continued this until she was grabbing the back of my head while convulsing. With one out of the way, I decided it’s my turn. Damn she’s tight, I had to keep switching positions and switching to her mouth so I didn’t bust too soon. Once she said she’s coming again, that was my queue soak the walls. We chilled for a bit, just laying there high. I told her I had to leave; we exchanged numbers and talked about hooking up the next day or something.
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Mormon equivalent of soaking the walls.
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What's the point and how is that enjoyable for anyone?

 
iamsmilin said:
chet said:
Arizona Ron said:
I continued this until she was grabbing the back of my head while convulsing. With one out of the way, I decided it’s my turn. Damn she’s tight, I had to keep switching positions and switching to her mouth so I didn’t bust too soon. Once she said she’s coming again, that was my queue soak the walls. We chilled for a bit, just laying there high. I told her I had to leave; we exchanged numbers and talked about hooking up the next day or something.
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Mormon equivalent of soaking the walls.
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What's the point and how is that enjoyable for anyone?
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Compared to nothing it would be pretty enjoyable.

Frustrating as hell... but a lot more enjoyable than nothing.

 
Das Boot said:
iamsmilin said:
chet said:
Arizona Ron said:
I continued this until she was grabbing the back of my head while convulsing. With one out of the way, I decided its my turn. Damn shes tight, I had to keep switching positions and switching to her mouth so I didnt bust too soon. Once she said shes coming again, that was my queue soak the walls. We chilled for a bit, just laying there high. I told her I had to leave; we exchanged numbers and talked about hooking up the next day or something.
Click to expand...
Mormon equivalent of soaking the walls.
Click to expand...
What's the point and how is that enjoyable for anyone?
Click to expand...
Compared to nothing it would be pretty enjoyable.

Frustrating as hell... but a lot more enjoyable than nothing.
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I promise you walls have been soaked during that by Mormon boys, especially those who never soaked anything before.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Das Boot said:
iamsmilin said:
chet said:
Arizona Ron said:
I continued this until she was grabbing the back of my head while convulsing. With one out of the way, I decided its my turn. Damn shes tight, I had to keep switching positions and switching to her mouth so I didnt bust too soon. Once she said shes coming again, that was my queue soak the walls. We chilled for a bit, just laying there high. I told her I had to leave; we exchanged numbers and talked about hooking up the next day or something.
Click to expand...
Mormon equivalent of soaking the walls.
Click to expand...
What's the point and how is that enjoyable for anyone?
Click to expand...
Compared to nothing it would be pretty enjoyable.

Frustrating as hell... but a lot more enjoyable than nothing.
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I promise you walls have been soaked during that by Mormon boys, especially those who never soaked anything before.
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I thoughtt I felt bad for Mormon girls before.

 
(HULK) said:
Please tell us about the Halloween orgy we all assume you had.
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No way. Halloween is strictly amateur hour for threesomes. That would be like a restaurant worker going out to dinner on Valentine's Day.

 
It’s been almost 4 months since my last update so I apologies in advance for glancing over anything. There’s just too much to cover but I’ll answer specific questions.

- Angie

Then I last left off, Angie and I were at somewhat of an impasse regarding our friendship. Since that update, I confronted Angie regarding Skinny Jeans and she insisted that he’s gay. That’s the reason he’s not living with his parents; they thought he was gay because of the people he hung with at his old high school. They attacked him for it, he rebelled, his grades suffered and thus the spiral began; his older brother offered to have him move in for a change – the change was really to get away from the parents – not the high school. That’s the story as confided in me by Angie.

- The Doc

Early August, Robin Williams dies. It made me really think long and hard again about trying to find a shrink. I don’t know why Robin killed himself or how regularly he spoke to a Psych but I do believe that he didn’t work real hard to become famous only to kill himself. I've never considered killing myself, ever; what it did make me think is it’s not a bad idea to have a healthy relationship with a Psychologist; I have one with my Medical Doctor, why not.

After my first failed encounter with a Psychiatrist, I took the suggestions here to seek a Psychologist this time around. I found one within my healthcare provider’s coverage area and decided to make a discovery visit. It was everything I wanted it to be; they normally schedule appointments for an hour, I asked to keep a 2-hour window open – they agreed. He listened a lot and asked excellent thought-probing questions. At one point during our second meeting (also 2-hours) the doc simply said, “well, why are you here? Everything seems to be going fine for you”. I said, “I’m not sure if I know what “going fine” means. I don’t know if I’m creating my own right/wrong, manufacturing happiness or ignoring a problem – that’s why I’m here”.

Aside - in a side note, I know a psychologist is not a doctor but I like calling him Doc

The doctor goes on, “usually when I talk to someone, they’ve reached a limit. Whether it’s in their relationship, addiction, job, life, where they are forced to change. But, you haven’t reached a limit. You don’t have a limit to your relationship which is often defined in one’s religion or family upbringing, you seem to be doing fine in your career and we've never discussed a problem with drugs or alcohol. What do you fear? And don’t get me wrong, some people can live happily cheating on their wife because the happiness from doing so is too great to give up but that doesn't seem to be the case here. Where is your line? Other people, like athletes and military can endure a lot of suffering for long periods of time because they’re focused on a goal. What’s yours?”

I sat silent for several minutes. I say reluctantly, “My daughter”...

“I can’t do anything that hurts her, now or ever”. I then ramble for about an hour, more details of seeking my own short-term happiness which could potentially make my daughter’s life harder later. I don’t believe anyone close to me would ever hurt her but I do know if she ever knew everything and explained it to her peers in the next few years, she could be ostracized for a long time.”

Doc: “Think about what can be done in the short term and in the long term without disruptions. We can track the progress together”.

- The Company

Early this year, my consulting work started slowing down. I was so wrapped up in having a good time, I think I may have overlooked a growing problem – we didn't know our customers anymore. While heading back from one of my meeting with Doc, it hit me; we stopped showing the #### up. We’ve been trying to push down our rates so much by utilizing web-type meetings to cut down on travel costs, that we’re losing the friendships we build our client base on. The casual conversations before and after meetings, drinks at night and lunches were down – and so was business.

Today is one of the days I host a late day meeting once a week with the other consultants and SMEs to discuss status; once upon a time, THIS was the “web-meeting”, now everyone’s fat ### is in the conference room with me instead of with their customers.

I scrapped the agenda and got right to the problem, “Guys, we’re losing bids - not because we aren't cheap enough, it’s because we’re not trusted enough”. I immediately gave my own examples of clients that have changed hand in personnel and I didn't know the new people coming in while watching the work slowly slip away. I pulled up our travel costs per person for the last 4 years – it was almost 25% of its highest point when it was just me and two other consultants. We've turned into a bunch of budget watching dullards.

“I need asses in planes, trains and automobiles. I’m flying to Chicago tomorrow, no meeting scheduled just to get face time with one of our old clients. I’m lifting any budgetary travel restrictions until the end of the calendar year. Go shake hands with new and old friends. This should be our busiest time of year, the money is out there, go get it”.

I know this isn’t going to go over well with the entire team but I’m not going to have the budget to keep this many people on anyway if we don’t make a move.

For the last few months, I’ve been a regular in the airports, Uber, Amtrak and highway. I made a point to show up for meetings in person whenever humanly possible. In one case, I went to a one hour meeting in ATL from DC – that meeting turned into a dinner afterwards. I went to Austin from CHI for a follow up meeting that I just let slip from the spring, that meeting turned into walking into a company crisis where I believe my inputs were instrumental – that same client talks to almost daily again.

- Angie

The next real discussion I had was with Angie. I told her to begin looking for a place; she was upset and thought she did something. I assured her it was just time; I told her she could keep the car until the lease ended in the next year or so and I’ll continue helping with school – we’ll stay friends but she had to move out.

- The Wife

Who ####### knows. We’re distant. She now complains because I’m traveling a lot again and the burden of Angie moving out has made it worse. Angie still helps but she’s living in Skinny Jean’s house as of today.

 
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Once this rapid fire phase of work slows down just a little and you can be away for two weeks, you need to take your daughter and wife somewhere to spend nothing but family time. And when your daughter is asleep you need to be with your wife. And the two of you need to figure out what you really want. You obviously know something is wrong even if the shrink says that you haven't hit your limit yet. You see it coming.

 
Yankee23Fan said:
Once this rapid fire phase of work slows down just a little and you can be away for two weeks, you need to take your daughter and wife somewhere to spend nothing but family time. And when your daughter is asleep you need to be with your wife. And the two of you need to figure out what you really want. You obviously know something is wrong even if the shrink says that you haven't hit your limit yet. You see it coming.
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Agree, I was thinking about doing Christmas in the islands or something. There are plenty of family resorts there.

 
I haven't really been following this thread real close, just here and there. What kind of consulting do you do?

 
skinny jeans is gay? your aids exposure just went up. and if you want your daughter to not choose a philanderer over and over, get a divorce and continue to live your life the way you do now

 
DA RAIDERS said:
skinny jeans is gay? your aids exposure just went up. and if you want your daughter to not choose a philanderer over and over, get a divorce and continue to live your life the way you do now
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Maybe she'll choose a relationship based on what she wants and needs instead of what society expects. :shrug: And doesn't "philanderer" suggest some deception and dishonesty on his part? The wife is on board with the open relationship.

 
McGarnicle said:
DA RAIDERS said:
skinny jeans is gay? your aids exposure just went up. and if you want your daughter to not choose a philanderer over and over, get a divorce and continue to live your life the way you do now
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Maybe she'll choose a relationship based on what she wants and needs instead of what society expects. :shrug: And doesn't "philanderer" suggest some deception and dishonesty on his part? The wife is on board with the open relationship.
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I think he's referring post-divorce should there be such a highly-unlikely occurrence.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Yankee23Fan said:
Once this rapid fire phase of work slows down just a little and you can be away for two weeks, you need to take your daughter and wife somewhere to spend nothing but family time. And when your daughter is asleep you need to be with your wife. And the two of you need to figure out what you really want. You obviously know something is wrong even if the shrink says that you haven't hit your limit yet. You see it coming.
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Agree, I was thinking about doing Christmas in the islands or something. There are plenty of family resorts there.
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Definitely. I think this is a great idea.

 
A professional in the U.S. or Canada must hold a doctorate in psychology (PsyD or PhD) or have a state license in order to use the title "psychologist". To practice clinically, they must hold a clinical license to practice as a psychologist.[25] The exception to this is the profession of a school psychologist who can be certified by boards of education to practice and use the title "psychologist" with an Education Specialist (Ed.S) degree. The most commonly recognized psychology professionals are clinical and counseling psychologists, those who provide psychotherapy and/or administer and interpret psychological tests. There are state-by-state differences in requirements for academics in psychology and government employees.

 
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