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This seems like a good enough place to vent. For those with very extensive notebooks, I closed down the business I was managing last month and went to work on (hopefully) a short term basis for the company that took over one of the major accounts the old business used to have.

The pay is good for what the gig is but not what I'd like to be making. Typically the people who manage the various branches around the country are guys who have been promoted up from the driver level and are 100% tactical, address only what's in your face type managers. Coming from where I came from, I'm used to having the scope of my responsibilities also including quite a bit more strategic and analytical responsibilities.

Anyway, for this account one of our key metrics is accuracy. Accuracy is driven by a number of factors - loaders and drivers (my employees) and receiving personnel (customer employees) The minimum accuracy required by the customer is 85%. We are currently average between 90-95% week to week.

I did some data compilation and analysis and found a nice and tidy Pareto principle. 20% of the customer locations were responsible for 50% of the accuracy errors. Furthermore, many of the offending locations were at the very top in terms of receiving speed (pieces per hour). I sent a very nice email to the local management (leaving out the corporate management who tend to over-react) thinking that they might appreciate the data. I pointed out that some of the stores with the very high productivity might be sacrificing speed for accuracy and the remaining stores may need some additional training. I said I would be addressing with my personnel and thought it might be effective for them to address with theirs for a double sided attack. The email was very much in the spirit of partnership.

I CC'd both my bosses and got a call almost instantly from one of them, telling me as we were above the 85% minimum to not rock the boat. :confused: Aaargh. Really? No drive to be the best? No drive to better than "just good enough". I guess I'll just start napping on the couch in my office instead of trying to make this a world class operation.

 
JZilla said:
Was putting away the dishes and I just cut my finger on the Ninja blade. Sharp. Pretty deep. Elevating right now, hope it stops bleeding so I can get to the office.
Zilla, that ain't no lie, those blades are dangerous. I wash them like I'm holding a black mamba.
 
Gadzooks said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I had a dream last night that my fiancee was in a fighter jet and her head exploded. Any dream experts out there? :unsure: :mellow:
How soon till the wedding? Are you nervous about the wedding? The fighter jet may symbolize the "marriage", as in the wedding is coming VERY soon and VERY quickly, like it is bearing down on you like a fighter jet and your fiancee is driving the "marriage" right at you and you can't get out of the way, or you don't know how to get out of the way so it is easier for you if her head explodes which would then mean no wedding and you won't feel guilty.Or maybe it has something to do with Top Gun and maybe you wish Tom Cruise was your fiancee but that scares you because he is a cooky scientologist so by having his head explode you won't have to deal with your feelings about Maverick.Before my wedding I woke up screaming one night because in my dream, Andy Sipowicz (NYPD BLUE) was interrogating me and he pinned me down and put his forearm over my throat so I couldn't breathe, symbolic of how my fiancee was suffocating me before the wedding. I ignored it, got married and now I'm divorced. I hope I helped you.
:lmao: I had a dream that I had tickets to watch SMU football, but couldn't find the stadium and nobody on campus knew where it was. I did, however, land in the school shrinks office where I found myself crying.
 
Disco Stu said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Disco Stu said:
For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".
They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.
I accept PMs GB.
Anybody else?
Is it the baboon ### one?
I'd like to see that one. I'm done with normal porn.
 
One of my partners AND MY DAD had information about one of our clients last week that they didn't share with me.

Their stock is currently up 75% today. :lmao:

 
Is this where we post our teams? Okay.

12 Team PPR - 7th pick:

QB: Stafford, Palmer

RB: Mendenhall, Best, Forte, Wells

WR: AJohnson, CJohnson, Evans, Mason, MWilliams (SEA)

TE: Winslow

K: Folk

D: Bengals



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Thorn said:
Radio Free Homer said:
14 team PPR

QB Matthew Stafford, Det QB 6.06

Bench Matt Cassel, KC QB 13.09

RB Ryan Mathews, SD RB 2.06

RB/WR Pierre Thomas, NO RB 3.09

RB/WR Arian Foster, Hou RB 5.09

Bench LaDainian Tomlinson, NYJ RB 9.09

Bench Kareem Huggins, TB RB 11.09

WR Andre Johnson, Hou WR 1.09

Bench Terrell Owens, Cin WR 7.09

Bench Jabar Gaffney, Den WR 10.06

Bench Mike Williams, TB WR 12.06

TE Antonio Gates, SD TE 4.06

D/ST 49ers 8.06

K Neil Rackers, Hou K 14.06
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If you love Ryan Matthews and Arian Foster like I love Ryan Matthews and Arian Foster, nothing but good will come from this squad.
Dang. Nice work. :pics:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Disco Stu said:
For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".
They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.
Seems I would need access to this place.
 
Boss is out of town, so I went to lunch with a co-worker and we had a couple beers. Then some clients showed up, so we had a few more. I'm now back at work, gathering up my stuff and I'm going to go back and meet them for another couple.

Nice friday.

 
Boss is out of town, so I went to lunch with a co-worker and we had a couple beers. Then some clients showed up, so we had a few more. I'm now back at work, gathering up my stuff and I'm going to go back and meet them for another couple. Nice friday.
That's customer service Bob would be proud of.
 
One of my partners AND MY DAD had information about one of our clients last week that they didn't share with me.Their stock is currently up 75% today. :yes:
I tried to tell you that Pee-Chee folder futures were going to skyrocket.
84% now :lmao:
Boss is out of town, so I went to lunch with a co-worker and we had a couple beers. Then some clients showed up, so we had a few more. I'm now back at work, gathering up my stuff and I'm going to go back and meet them for another couple. Nice friday.
That's customer service Bob would be proud of.
:excited:
 
Boss is out of town, so I went to lunch with a co-worker and we had a couple beers. Then some clients showed up, so we had a few more. I'm now back at work, gathering up my stuff and I'm going to go back and meet them for another couple. Nice friday.
You needed this Friday. Am really, really glad you got it.
 
Disco Stu said:
Jennings and Ward for Mathews
Done. Feel much better about my lineup now. :sadbanana:
RB - Gore

RB - Deangelo

RB - Jackson

WR - Jennings

WR - Ward/Cotchery

TE - Keller

K - Rackers

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Disco Stu said:
Jennings and Ward for Mathews
Done. Feel much better about my lineup now. :popcorn:
RB - Gore

RB - Deangelo

RB - Jackson

WR - Jennings

WR - Ward/Cotchery

TE - Keller

K - Rackers

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Steven Jackson? How did you end up with Gore, Williams, Jackson, and Matthews?
 
Disco Stu said:
Jennings and Ward for Mathews
Done. Feel much better about my lineup now. :popcorn:
RB - Gore

RB - Deangelo

RB - Jackson

WR - Jennings

WR - Ward/Cotchery

TE - Keller

K - Rackers

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Steven Jackson? How did you end up with Gore, Williams, Jackson, and Matthews?Auction. The rest of my roster were $1 players, except for $3 Stafford. 12 team league.Edit: Link to prices.

 
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Did MOP really have the "Shark Pool Thread Sigs" thread killed or is that just shtick?
From all accounts, I would have to say yes, yes he did
Why? Seems like a pretty dumb thing to do.
He went on this tirade about how it was mean spirited and just making fun of people and served no purpose, and was not excellent, etc etc etc He was right, of courseBut no need to be a whiny ##### about it
 
Did MOP really have the "Shark Pool Thread Sigs" thread killed or is that just shtick?
From all accounts, I would have to say yes, yes he did
Why? Seems like a pretty dumb thing to do.
He went on this tirade about how it was mean spirited and just making fun of people and served no purpose, and was not excellent, etc etc etc He was right, of courseBut no need to be a whiny ##### about it
Just when I thought I couldn't hate a faceless stranger anymore than I already do....
 
Did MOP really have the "Shark Pool Thread Sigs" thread killed or is that just shtick?
From all accounts, I would have to say yes, yes he did
Why? Seems like a pretty dumb thing to do.
He went on this tirade about how it was mean spirited and just making fun of people and served no purpose, and was not excellent, etc etc etc He was right, of courseBut no need to be a whiny ##### about it
Just when I thought I couldn't hate a faceless stranger anymore than I already do....Sorry, TU.
 
Did MOP really have the "Shark Pool Thread Sigs" thread killed or is that just shtick?
From all accounts, I would have to say yes, yes he did
Why? Seems like a pretty dumb thing to do.
He went on this tirade about how it was mean spirited and just making fun of people and served no purpose, and was not excellent, etc etc etc He was right, of courseBut no need to be a whiny ##### about it
Just when I thought I couldn't hate a faceless stranger anymore than I already do....
Hey GB...
 

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