GM's thread about nothing (9 Viewers)

[Fightin Donkey]

Inspired, I'm bringing a beer into the shower in Oh Yes's honor.

I just tried this. I don't get it. There is nothing better about drinking a beer in the shower as opposed to drinking it on the couch or table or patio. And then my wife yelled at me because my shoes left scuff marks on the tile. Dumb.

Not sure what pisses me off more; that woz is talking showerbeer™ or that you think it's dumb.

I just don't see what was special about it. Does it have something to do with acoustics? There's a drain right there in case you spill it?

It's just a great way to start your morning. Ice cold beer, steaming hot shower. It erases the aches and pains of the prior even and puts a pep in your step for the day ahead.

Hold up. You're supposed to drink the beer while TAKING a shower? That changes everything.

 

[cosjobs]

So there's this house around the corner from me with a pretty solid x-mas light setup, and by pretty sold I mean their entire house and front yard has tens of thousands of lights wrapped around everything.Now I'm sure we've all seen something similar to this around....however one thing I haven't seen is a sign on someone's yard telling passerbyers to tune into 99.5, and when you do so, you hear holiday music in sync with the flashing lights around the house.And I'm thinking to myself.....how exactly is this legal to transmit over the fm airwaves your personal music.......but it was pretty cool so I will not report it to the proper authorities, rather I decided to post here and let a certain pork monikered poster call the fbi

snitches get boxes of switches

 

[cosjobs]

So in 1981, little 6 year old Bogart started 1st grade. I was pretty bright for my age, understood the world around me, and one thing I did know: my first grade teacher was pretty, REALLY pretty. She was a first year teacher, fresh out of college: long blond hair, beautiful face, nicely built and huge eyelashes. I found out later in the year her nickname was "Bambi". My grandfather still to this day talks about going to breakfast at the school for Grandparents Day, meeting her, mouth open and blurting out, "If they made teachers like you when I was in school, I might have gone past the 8th grade." She wrote me a note on the last day of school and included her phone number on it, to call her if I needed anything. I had no idea what I would have called her for, but that note was on my bulletin board until I left for college I think. I always kept in touch with her through my school years. Made sure I stopped by her class while still in elementary school. My youngest brother had her 9 years later and at one point I would drive from high school to pick him up at the elementary school and always made a point to stop by and say hi. She was always stunning, beyond beautiful. High school aged Bogart could fully appreciate what she had going on.Fast forward to last night. I'm enjoying some fine dining at a local restaurant, when this lady comes out of nowhere to hug my stepmom then turns and stares at me for a minute, slightly shocked, before giving me the biggest hug in the world. Hello there Bambi. She is still a teacher at my old elementary school, points out her grown kids a few tables over, and takes a few moments to look at pictures of my kids off my phone. The whole time I am floored. I haven't seen this woman in 20 years, she is now almost 60, and was STILL the best looking woman in the building. By a mile.I spent the rest of the evening wondering if she was still married, wondering if stopping by the old school would be smart, realizing how creepy the whole thought process was, and left for home.

Go for it. She would not have given you her number if she didn't want it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

 

[Sarnoff]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

Entirely possible. Hoping Pete calls my name for a big screen TV.

I don't even know who Pete is but I hope I win stuff.Let me know. Maybe we can awkwardly have a beer.

Pete = Peter Roth, our President and Fearless Leader. We should get at least something, probably we'll all get Harry Potter or Hangover 2 on DVD. But it turns out the party for my department is this afternoon, so I'll have to cornhole you another time.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

So in 1981, little 6 year old Bogart started 1st grade. I was pretty bright for my age, understood the world around me, and one thing I did know: my first grade teacher was pretty, REALLY pretty. She was a first year teacher, fresh out of college: long blond hair, beautiful face, nicely built and huge eyelashes. I found out later in the year her nickname was "Bambi". My grandfather still to this day talks about going to breakfast at the school for Grandparents Day, meeting her, mouth open and blurting out, "If they made teachers like you when I was in school, I might have gone past the 8th grade." She wrote me a note on the last day of school and included her phone number on it, to call her if I needed anything. I had no idea what I would have called her for, but that note was on my bulletin board until I left for college I think. I always kept in touch with her through my school years. Made sure I stopped by her class while still in elementary school. My youngest brother had her 9 years later and at one point I would drive from high school to pick him up at the elementary school and always made a point to stop by and say hi. She was always stunning, beyond beautiful. High school aged Bogart could fully appreciate what she had going on.Fast forward to last night. I'm enjoying some fine dining at a local restaurant, when this lady comes out of nowhere to hug my stepmom then turns and stares at me for a minute, slightly shocked, before giving me the biggest hug in the world. Hello there Bambi. She is still a teacher at my old elementary school, points out her grown kids a few tables over, and takes a few moments to look at pictures of my kids off my phone. The whole time I am floored. I haven't seen this woman in 20 years, she is now almost 60, and was STILL the best looking woman in the building. By a mile.I spent the rest of the evening wondering if she was still married, wondering if stopping by the old school would be smart, realizing how creepy the whole thought process was, and left for home.

Wow, never realized how similar Bogart and I are. We both started 1st grade in 1981. We're both divorced. We're both good Dad's. We both look bad with facial hair. We both make the crock pot chicken frequently (just a hunch) He likes this 60 year old hottie and I like the Golden Girls. And one other interesting note, this 60 year old vixen he's drooling over is about 10 years older than the parents of the 22 year old I'm currently having "fun" with. We're both WINNING!

You're also both young sonsa#####es, hell I graduated in 1980.

 

[-fish-]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

 

[-fish-]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

 

[Woogie Lee]

bump

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

bump

good gravy, man! what in the world?

 

[guru_007]

:X

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

bump

GM?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

bump

6.5: Hottest girl at work/schoo/DMV eating her own poo.

 

[Gadzooks]

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6.5: Hottest girl at work/schoo/DMV eating her own poo.

I can't wait to go home and watch this. I'm not going to be disappointed, right?

 

[Thorn]

bump

6.5 0.0065: Hottest girl at work/school/DMV eating her own poo.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

bump

6.5: Hottest girl at work/schoo/DMV eating her own poo.

I can't wait to go home and watch this. I'm not going to be disappointed, right?

Ummm...not sure what you're expecting but I'm going to say "yes".

 

[Dungeon Master]

Sarnoff - you going to be at the Xmas party on the Lot next Thursday?

Entirely possible. Hoping Pete calls my name for a big screen TV.

I don't even know who Pete is but I hope I win stuff.Let me know. Maybe we can awkwardly have a beer.

Pete = Peter Roth, our President and Fearless Leader. We should get at least something, probably we'll all get Harry Potter or Hangover 2 on DVD. But it turns out the party for my department is this afternoon, so I'll have to cornhole you another time.

Someday.....Plus I already have those movies. I want something fancy.

 

[Gadzooks]

GM just tweeted this:

smokingroaches General MalaiseB2 minutes ago

That's probably not a good sign.

Has GM been heard from since this?

 

[charvik]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine isn't secretly a male...

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine isn't secretly a male...

I hope mine is JAA.

 

[Keys Myaths]

This whole thread made me pretty happy today.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Calling dibs. Sorry Homer.

Jane Levy from that so-so new show "Suburbgatory".

Moar

She's like a not as funny Emma Stone.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Moar

Just...wow.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Moar

Just...wow.

OK, times up. I called dibs. Stop looking at her.

 

[wadegarrett]

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nastyand i made the mistake of clicking on the related p u s s popping videos...don't do that

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

bump

nastyand i made the mistake of clicking on the related p u s s popping videos...don't do that

It's "pus" with one "s"...unless you're talking about something else.

 

[Zow]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

Figured you wouldn't be able to handle it if you drew my name. Also, was a little tied up sleeping with girls.

 

[Woogie Lee]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

Also, was a little tied up sleeping with girls.

No goats this week?

 

[Zow]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

Also, was a little tied up sleeping with girls.

No goats this week?

Too cold

 

[Woogie Lee]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

Also, was a little tied up sleeping with girls.

No goats this week?

Too cold

Aren't you in AZ?

 

[Osaurus]

Scritti Politti!!!

 

[Zow]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

Also, was a little tied up sleeping with girls.

No goats this week?

Too cold

Aren't you in AZ?

It was 38 this morning. That's cold.

 

[Woogie Lee]

friday link

 

[wadegarrett]

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nastyand i made the mistake of clicking on the related p u s s popping videos...don't do that

It's "pus" with one "s"...unless you're talking about something else.

I wasn't...thanks Webster.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

bump

nastyand i made the mistake of clicking on the related p u s s popping videos...don't do that

It's "pus" with one "s"...unless you're talking about something else.

I wasn't...thanks Webster.

That extra "s" could be very important.

 

[Guster]

I'll apologize to my SS recipient in advance. I'm not doing much in the way of shtick (just one kinda lame thing),, but I'll try to make up for that with stuff you can actually use. You'll likely get like 3-4 different shipments of stuff.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

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good gravy, man! what in the world?

:X

 

[DA RAIDERS]

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6.5: Hottest girl at work/schoo/DMV eating her own poo.

I can't wait to go home and watch this. I'm not going to be disappointed, right?

Terribly. Best part of the video I the dreadlocked brother cracking up.

 

[General Malaise]

GM just tweeted this:

smokingroaches General MalaiseB2 minutes ago

That's probably not a good sign.

yeah, I don't think I fully understand how twitter works....i get tweets on my crackberry via text message. sometimes, I use the letter 'b' to scroll down all the way to the bottom. But sometimes, I accidentally hit 'return' after typing 'b' and I guess I'm now tweeting the letter 'B' out to people? I don't quite get it.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stryker, just wanted to say thanks for pairing YSR/Romo up with me for the Secret Santa! We've had at least 20 e-mails back and forth to get the exact presents each wants.

I don't get the "secret" part, though......

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I leave for GB tomorrow morning.

So stoked to go to lambeau!

Furly, wtf is going on? We gonna corn hole it up?

 

[Woogie Lee]

I leave for GB tomorrow morning. So stoked to go to lambeau!Furly, wtf is going on? We gonna corn hole it up?

Good luck hearing back.p.s. - let me know if you want his address

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Stryker, just wanted to say thanks for pairing YSR/Romo up with me for the Secret Santa! We've had at least 20 e-mails back and forth to get the exact presents each wants. I don't get the "secret" part, though......

I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry

I leave for GB tomorrow morning. So stoked to go to lambeau!Furly, wtf is going on? We gonna corn hole it up?

Have fun! You'll have some great weather. It's going to be a balmy 40 degrees

 

[General Malaise]

The measurables:33 lbs36.5" long19 5/8" head circumference4.8 sec 40 time

Haitian?

 

[General Malaise]

I'll give you guys one guess whose list of "interests" this is on facebook:

SportsPrescription.com - Doctor's Orders, Sports 24/7, Pageant Lifestyle, Miss Earth Jamaica, MISS FLORIDA CARIBBEAN PAGEANT, University of Florida, University of Florida Alumni Association, UF College of Journalism and Communications, Gig4GNV, Ella A. Thomas, John Daly, Anika Noni Rose, Gordon Solie, The Infamous Billy The Kidd, Kathy Griffin, Ron Paul, Tim Tebow Foundation, BFAds - Black Friday Ads, Capitol Punishment Book by Jack Abramoff, Fresh from Florida Seafood, Premium Image Studios, The Official Miss Teen USA, Gary Johnson, FantasyPros, Leila Lopes, Alyssa Campanella, The Official Miss USA, Leila Lopes | Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes | Miss universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universum Fan Page, Miss Angola 2011 Leila Lopes for Miss Universo 2011, Leila Lopes, Fã Club Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Anthony Mackie, The Official Miss Universe, Elect Herman Cain, Herman Cain 2012, Herman Cain, Leila Lopes Miss Universe Angola 2011, Americans Elect, New York, KeDrew, Sherri Shepherd, Ideal PR Media, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., Evelyn Stevenson, Get The Stro into the PWI top 500, We who love Ney'tiri (Zoe Saldana), Zoe saldana, Zoe Saldana Fan Page, Zoe Saldana, Stone'd Records, Charles M. Blow, Glynis McCants "The Numbers Lady", Kathy Hochul, Kathy Hochul, Bob Motley - The ONLY living Negro League Baseball Umpire, La Toya Jackson, Walter Jones, LuxDelux, Champions Tour, Nicole Alexander [HOOPZ], Florida Gators, Black Women's Entertainment Network (BWE), Aimee Garcia, Judge Alex Ferrer for "Dancing With The Stars", Dusty Showers The 2nd Basemen, Jesse Ventura - The Official Facebook Page, Bill Maher, Words of Hope for Japan, Vincent Bugliosi, Robert Fisk on The Independent, Sista Whirlwind, Women for Women International, LOVETHYCLOSET.wordpress.com, Wolfgang Puck, SplatterTribe Entertainment, Think Brown INK, The Real Emmanuelle Vaugier, Art Ed Dissertation Research, Noel Flasterstein, Mena Suvari, Target the Wonder Dog, Target~ In Loving Memory of the Hero dog., Women's Sports Foundation, Anika Noni Rose, Fabulous 40rties Magazine, Patrick Fleming - GTN News, CY Interview, Gator Club® of Miami, Positive Management NYC, Gators, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino - Hollywood, Fla., PGA TOUR, Phil Steele, Little Villain Skateboards, Arizona Apartheid, Taglio Salon, Lindsay Clein, WJXT4 Vic Micolucci, Jane Fonda, Sanaa Lathan, ShontelleOnline

Almost too embarrassed to admit this, but what is this schtick? What are 'tags' exactly? Is it different from hashtags#?

 

[Thorn]

I hope my secret santa giftee isn't a vegetarian.

I hope mine isn't in AA

I hope mine is homosexual.

I don't think woz signed up.

Figured you wouldn't be able to handle it if you drew my name. Also, was a little tied up sleeping with girls.

kinky

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE!

Dear YSR and Zooks -

It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.

In Judas,

GM

 

[Thorn]

I'll give you guys one guess whose list of "interests" this is on facebook:

SportsPrescription.com - Doctor's Orders, Sports 24/7, Pageant Lifestyle, Miss Earth Jamaica, MISS FLORIDA CARIBBEAN PAGEANT, University of Florida, University of Florida Alumni Association, UF College of Journalism and Communications, Gig4GNV, Ella A. Thomas, John Daly, Anika Noni Rose, Gordon Solie, The Infamous Billy The Kidd, Kathy Griffin, Ron Paul, Tim Tebow Foundation, BFAds - Black Friday Ads, Capitol Punishment Book by Jack Abramoff, Fresh from Florida Seafood, Premium Image Studios, The Official Miss Teen USA, Gary Johnson, FantasyPros, Leila Lopes, Alyssa Campanella, The Official Miss USA, Leila Lopes | Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes | Miss universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universum Fan Page, Miss Angola 2011 Leila Lopes for Miss Universo 2011, Leila Lopes, Fã Club Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Anthony Mackie, The Official Miss Universe, Elect Herman Cain, Herman Cain 2012, Herman Cain, Leila Lopes Miss Universe Angola 2011, Americans Elect, New York, KeDrew, Sherri Shepherd, Ideal PR Media, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., Evelyn Stevenson, Get The Stro into the PWI top 500, We who love Ney'tiri (Zoe Saldana), Zoe saldana, Zoe Saldana Fan Page, Zoe Saldana, Stone'd Records, Charles M. Blow, Glynis McCants "The Numbers Lady", Kathy Hochul, Kathy Hochul, Bob Motley - The ONLY living Negro League Baseball Umpire, La Toya Jackson, Walter Jones, LuxDelux, Champions Tour, Nicole Alexander [HOOPZ], Florida Gators, Black Women's Entertainment Network (BWE), Aimee Garcia, Judge Alex Ferrer for "Dancing With The Stars", Dusty Showers The 2nd Basemen, Jesse Ventura - The Official Facebook Page, Bill Maher, Words of Hope for Japan, Vincent Bugliosi, Robert Fisk on The Independent, Sista Whirlwind, Women for Women International, LOVETHYCLOSET.wordpress.com, Wolfgang Puck, SplatterTribe Entertainment, Think Brown INK, The Real Emmanuelle Vaugier, Art Ed Dissertation Research, Noel Flasterstein, Mena Suvari, Target the Wonder Dog, Target~ In Loving Memory of the Hero dog., Women's Sports Foundation, Anika Noni Rose, Fabulous 40rties Magazine, Patrick Fleming - GTN News, CY Interview, Gator Club® of Miami, Positive Management NYC, Gators, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino - Hollywood, Fla., PGA TOUR, Phil Steele, Little Villain Skateboards, Arizona Apartheid, Taglio Salon, Lindsay Clein, WJXT4 Vic Micolucci, Jane Fonda, Sanaa Lathan, ShontelleOnline

Almost too embarrassed to admit this, but what is this schtick? What are 'tags' exactly? Is it different from hashtags#?

Lambda Lambda Lambda-Fraternity, Pledger Guitars, American Family Insurance - Wendi Eiland Agency, Inc. - Beaverton, OR, James K. Polk High School Class of 1991 - Dallas TX, Charles Woodson, The Sports Gambler, Camp Timanous, Crock pot chicken, FlawlessSkin, SPF Infinity, Outside My Studio Photography, Bill Maher, Migis Lodge on Sebago Lake, Luther Halsey Gulick, HairM - Men's Grooming, NTRA, Portland Real Estate Cafe, Ted Wheeler, Footballguys.com, Gary Johnson

OH COME ON!!11

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stryker, just wanted to say thanks for pairing YSR/Romo up with me for the Secret Santa! We've had at least 20 e-mails back and forth to get the exact presents each wants. I don't get the "secret" part, though......

I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry

Really? I'm not a regular GMTAN guy, but thanks for ruining my Christmas on-line. How's about being a little more attentive next year?