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Two bud lights. Six shiner hate pale ales 4 keystones 2 of the worst Heineken lights ever. I'm getting there.Anything less than 20 Keystones and you're just tired.Can't decide if I'm drunk or just tired. 8 hours alone with the kid tomorrow. Ooff
Maybe they were Mormon mice.At least yours was outside.And why would the mice feel it necessary to move the food 10 feed from the dog food bowl to under the fridge, when the bowl was kept full all the time?Yeah we stored our dog food in a cabinet outside on the patio. I found about 1.5 cups of dry dog food in the air box last year.
Saw this the other night and meant to post this. Couldn't believe it wasn't an Onion commercial.
i think in this thread we pretend that our wives aren't like this so we don't hurt feelings'Kubes said:
Use it to take a pic of you drinking a PBR with white rimmed sunglasses on. Then your life will be changed.
Every time I read this stuff I realize how lucky I am. In the 15 years I've been with her, my wife has never acted this way. Every other woman I know acts this way, but my wife is defective or something. It's a mystery wrapped inside a ######
she's right over your shoulder isn't she?
Away for the weekend. Guess what the 10 other tabs on my web browser are featuring?
i'd guess but.... is the phrase "walking on thin ice" familiar to you?
Wait, b-deep is in Ohio, too? We need to get The League started up again.i am northwest, we just have rain and dark skies, all the scary stuff is missing usNortheast. Trying to take a nap...figured the Weather Channel would knock me out efficiently. Nothing good on Science or NatGeo.aren't you in northwest ohio??Me too!
Hipster porn?
They have nothing to do with ice. The correct answer is -1. CNNSIi'd guess but.... is the phrase "walking on thin ice" familiar to you?
Who counts the number of beers they drink?'Abraham said:Two bud lights. Six shiner hate pale ales 4 keystones 2 of the worst Heineken lights ever. I'm getting there.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Anything less than 20 Keystones and you're just tired.'Abraham said:
Saw this for the first time a few years ago. Glad to hear it's not an Ohio thing.
Those who can.Who counts the number of beers they drink?'Abraham said:Two bud lights. Six shiner hate pale ales 4 keystones 2 of the worst Heineken lights ever. I'm getting there.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Anything less than 20 Keystones and you're just tired.'Abraham said:
Dorks and 16 year olds.Who counts the number of beers they drink?'Abraham said:Two bud lights. Six shiner hate pale ales 4 keystones 2 of the worst Heineken lights ever. I'm getting there.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Anything less than 20 Keystones and you're just tired.'Abraham said:
Why?I am definitely not 16.
I stop if I can't remember how many I've had. If I can remember, it's all good.
Sweet link.
And.... fwb just texted to see if she could come over tonight. Who am I to say noSurvived bockfest night #2. Bumped into ex-gf and fwb within 2 min if each other. Fwb recognized ex-gf from my FB page. Worlds collided
It's a control issue. Prevents unfortunate (though possibly postworthy) consequences.Why?I am definitely not 16.
I stop if I can't remember how many I've had. If I can remember, it's all good.
Sorry. On phone. Will link in morning.
Mmmm, Abita.[discostu]My team won the kickball championship yesterday [/discostu]Speaking of hipsters...went to dinner last night to this high end french restaurant and after dinner went next door to the new hip bar owned by the same folks. "Can I have an Abita (local micro brew)?""We don't have that""Ok, a Miller Lite then""Sorry""Bud Light?""We have high life!""Just give me the house white wine"The wine tasted like a #### and was $12...the high life would have been better
I didn't know High Life was in the hipster manifesto. Notebook updated.Also, writing a mock "Hipster Manifesto" would be good shtick.[discostu]My team won the kickball championship yesterday [/discostu]Speaking of hipsters...went to dinner last night to this high end french restaurant and after dinner went next door to the new hip bar owned by the same folks. "Can I have an Abita (local micro brew)?""We don't have that""Ok, a Miller Lite then""Sorry""Bud Light?""We have high life!""Just give me the house white wine"The wine tasted like a #### and was $12...the high life would have been better
http://www.miscellanynews.com/2.1577/humor-satire-a-post-hipster-manifesto-1.2234823#.T1PTgjVKQeoI didn't know High Life was in the hipster manifesto. Notebook updated.Also, writing a mock "Hipster Manifesto" would be good shtick.[discostu]My team won the kickball championship yesterday [/discostu]Speaking of hipsters...went to dinner last night to this high end french restaurant and after dinner went next door to the new hip bar owned by the same folks. "Can I have an Abita (local micro brew)?""We don't have that""Ok, a Miller Lite then""Sorry""Bud Light?""We have high life!""Just give me the house white wine"The wine tasted like a #### and was $12...the high life would have been better
http://www.miscellanynews.com/2.1577/humor-satire-a-post-hipster-manifesto-1.2234823#.T1PTgjVKQeoI didn't know High Life was in the hipster manifesto. Notebook updated.Also, writing a mock "Hipster Manifesto" would be good shtick.[discostu]My team won the kickball championship yesterday [/discostu]
Speaking of hipsters...went to dinner last night to this high end french restaurant and after dinner went next door to the new hip bar owned by the same folks.
"Can I have an Abita (local micro brew)?"
"We don't have that"
"Ok, a Miller Lite then"
"Sorry"
"Bud Light?"
"We have high life!"
"Just give me the house white wine"
The wine tasted like a #### and was $12...the high life would have been better
This man & his revolution need to die.
