Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I've seen them live on the interwebs.
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GM's thread about nothing (4 Viewers)
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I had all of those guys massively confused. I'm not going to try and talk my way out of that one.Dowling likes Poison, lives in Texas, has ruined the NBA thread for the last year with his Rockets shtick, and is an "entrepreneur" who puts together people's computers. And he always has a Simpsons avatar. I think I've got it straight now. I think.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Oh yeah, I've seen those too. The candids are great, but fully primmed and prepared for national TV (yet covered) are great too.Did her phone get hacked, or did an ex-bf throw them out there?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, the other problem is I have soccer practice from 5-6:15pst so I won't be able to watch the first Q of action. Ugh.only downside there is babysitting live betting and if Seattle falls behind early you have lost your chance to hedge AND if seattle gets up big you have to have the discipline to follow the plan and not get over confident and say 'Screw it, I have the right side." I would look to see if you can get GB + points at any point and give yourself a chance at a middle. Great Job by the way!Genius. Thanks GB.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
If you're looking to take some money out, for whatever reason, I don't think a hedge is a bad idea. If you're just building your roll, then I'd let it ride.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hack I think.The problem with the primed for tv part is you have to watch the freaking Emmys.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Favorite part about marriage 2.0? Current wife hates award shows more than I do. I doubt she could tell you the difference between the Emmys, the Oscars and I doubt she even knows what the Tonys are. They really are an exercise in numbing the mind.
Drifter
Footballguy
Yes, because one thing we have learned about you is that you hate numbing your mind.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.
About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes, because one thing we have learned about you is that you hate numbing your mind.
General Malaise
Footballguy
jesus...that's a big roll. If Sea hits (and I don't hedge) I'll be at 1/3 of that and will gladly cash out most of it. I don't do so well as the season ages, so cashing out early is usually my best bet.My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
jesus...that's a big roll. If Sea hits (and I don't hedge) I'll be at 1/3 of that and will gladly cash out most of it. I don't do so well as the season ages, so cashing out early is usually my best bet.I've been building it pretty steadily, I think about +$3500 since July or so. I'm a little loathe to cash out for two reasons:1) I've heard that withdrawals mean they're more likely to cut your limits, and 2) I stick pretty strictly to a betting unit = 1% of bankroll rule, and I don't want to move back down.It's fun, but a few weeks ago I had my first negative four-digit day. I've built back most of it since, but that was pretty rough.My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
One of my friends works with her on her show. Says they're the most spectacular boobs he's ever seen. Kind of stating the obvious, but it's nice to hear it's not just tv magic. Though GM likely still isn't a fan.Big fan. There's posters of her up in my office, they're my favorites. Luckily some other photos of her have "accidentally" leaked out that are worth checking out.
-fish-
Footballguy
bad skin?One of my friends works with her on her show. Says they're the most spectacular boobs he's ever seen. Kind of stating the obvious, but it's nice to hear it's not just tv magic. Though GM likely still isn't a fan.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Iirc, GM isn't a fan of really big hooters.bad skin?One of my friends works with her on her show. Says they're the most spectacular boobs he's ever seen. Kind of stating the obvious, but it's nice to hear it's not just tv magic. Though GM likely still isn't a fan.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
jesus...that's a big roll. If Sea hits (and I don't hedge) I'll be at 1/3 of that and will gladly cash out most of it. I don't do so well as the season ages, so cashing out early is usually my best bet.This isn't the "let's compare net worth" GM that I know.My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
Guster
Footballguy
In London for the week for work. Arrived earlier today and the rest of the team showed up throughout the evening...including a smoking hot Greek chick that happens to be single. I doubt I can find a way to pull it off, but that would be one hell of a memory from this trip.
Oh, and my marketing friends told me that they think they could get me a marketing job in Boston (90 min from friends and family) I am interested. Might actually have to consider that one a bit...
Oh, and my marketing friends told me that they think they could get me a marketing job in Boston (90 min from friends and family) I am interested. Might actually have to consider that one a bit...
cosjobs
Footballguy
You know what greek girls like, right?Or is that greek guys?Well definitely some greeks of some sex allegedly like it in the bum. good luck.
krista4
Footballguy
Hey, sent a message earlier saying I could rethink plans if you guys came up with something, but I guess it's too late now? Just finishing up at Amazon (I think). Nice group of folks.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Few feelings in the world as great as landing a big account. Best of luck.
proninja
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Think of the cool #### 3.0 will probably do!
Bogart
Footballguy
In the butt?Think of the cool #### 3.0 will probably do!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
let's go 'hawks
General Malaise
Footballguy
put $200 on Pack +150 live betting.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
This one is coming down to the wire IMHO as GB just found their running game. Good move to lock in some profit at what is probably the best odds you are going to get on GB.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
How 'bout our Bengals, gb!!Update?We talking about the same Bengals team that gave up 430+ yards to Brandon Weeden's Browns last week?Look, I'm not betting against my team, just trying to help you out.- Bengals were a playoff team last year- Red Rifle will face decimated pass rush with injuries to Carriker/OrakpoBengals suck.Love the idea of a Bengals/Cardinals ML Parlay [/Cosjobs]
- Bengals defense vastly underrated, gets back best pass rusher in Dunlap
- Underdogs treat me right
Side bet?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Details?I totally lost it a few weeks ago in an airport at some lady who thought the moving walkway was a ride at Disneyland.I guess I was in a bad mood already. We had just landed and I was lined up in the jetway waiting for my valet-checked luggage, with about 50 other people. Just as they start unloaded, these two guys just stand down there in the middle of the two lines of people waiting for their luggage, so no one else can see what is down there. All these timid people waiting were just looking at each other and shrugging or rolling their eyes, so of course I am forced to tell these guys to get out of the way. Then I'm walking through the airport, and this is after sitting for a 3 hour flight, so my plantar fasciitis was killing me. I am heading down the moving walkway and there is a guy standing on the right, and a man and woman standing on the left just a few feet in front of the other guy. Three people in front of me had to squeeze through the spot and this couple is oblivious. So I just barrel through there not caring if my rollerbag bumps in to her stuff that she has sitting by her feet. She waits until I'm about 20 feet ahead and calls out sarcastically, "Oh excuse me, I'm sorry if I'm in the way". I turn around and yell "Yea you were in the ####### way. STAND TO THE RIGHT AND WALK TO THE LEFT". Totally out of character for me. I still feel bad about it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, I like them. I just don't think they are all that special. Big boobs are not the best boobs, imo.Iirc, GM isn't a fan of really big hooters.bad skin?One of my friends works with her on her show. Says they're the most spectacular boobs he's ever seen. Kind of stating the obvious, but it's nice to hear it's not just tv magic. Though GM likely still isn't a fan.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I disagree. I acted like an ###hole. A lot of people don't travel often and don't know the "rules". I'm usually polite about it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
jesus...that's a big roll. If Sea hits (and I don't hedge) I'll be at 1/3 of that and will gladly cash out most of it. I don't do so well as the season ages, so cashing out early is usually my best bet.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Would have been nice had I known the refs were on the take in this one.'Angry Beavers said:This one is coming down to the wire IMHO as GB just found their running game. Good move to lock in some profit at what is probably the best odds you are going to get on GB.'Aaron Rudnicki said:'General Malaise said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I saw a few minutes of the show last year. Pretty dumb. But I don't get why Kat Dennings gets all the love. That blonde is 10 times hotter and I don't even know her name. Why aren't we discussing her hacked phone pics?One of my friends works with her on her show. Says they're the most spectacular boobs he's ever seen. Kind of stating the obvious, but it's nice to hear it's not just tv magic. Though GM likely still isn't a fan.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You're welcomeMy bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
jesus...that's a big roll. If Sea hits (and I don't hedge) I'll be at 1/3 of that and will gladly cash out most of it. I don't do so well as the season ages, so cashing out early is usually my best bet.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
LolOh, I like them. I just don't think they are all that special. Big boobs are not the best boobs, imo.Iirc, GM isn't a fan of really big hooters.bad skin?One of my friends works with her on her show. Says they're the most spectacular boobs he's ever seen. Kind of stating the obvious, but it's nice to hear it's not just tv magic. Though GM likely still isn't a fan.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
About six weeks ago we head out to a local Italian restaurant for a meal. We have the little guy with us, so we want to park as close to the entrance as possible. There are two cars about to leave near the front, and an open spot to the left of them, but these two are talking to each other like it's a last farewell, and the driver on the left is standing with her door wide open yapping away so that we can't pull in. We idle the car about 15 feet away making it evident that we're waiting for either of them to leave, or for her to move her fat sow ass out of the way. A good minute goes by (felt like longer), and I'm nearly visibly steaming at this point. They are just blabbing like this is their personal driveway.What happened next was almost beyond comprehension. Instead of getting in her car and driving away like a normal human, this woman decides to walk into the store next door leaving her driver side door wide open and blocking us from pulling into the available spot. So, not only has she not left, but she's actively keeping us from parking in an open spot. I'm actually stunned that anyone could be 1) this oblivious and/or 2) this rude. Realizing that she probably struck up another impromptu conversation with someone in the store, I get out of the car and calmly walk over to her still running vehicle and close the door. I wave to my wife to pull the car in, while this skank's parking lot chat partner looks at me like I just killed a puppy. Sure, I laid a hand on a $50k Mercedes while it was still running, but this is asinine, and frankly, she's lucky I didn't put in drive and run the thing into the brick wall that lay ahead. As my wife pulls our car in (she's not the greatest at parking), she pulls too close to the Mercedes for anyone to access the driver's door. Of course this whore come bumbling out of the store and is aghast at this act of defiance. She meekly mutters "I can't get in." Within a microsecond, I shot back something, but I was so steamed I don't even remember what it was. All I know is that she stopped talking. My wife isn't really on board with the mounting aggression (I was livid), and she repositioned the car so that this nihilist ####### can get in her car. As we walk by the other guy, he is just sitting there dumbfounded.It's #### like this that just blows my mind. The complete indifference to the world around you is stunning to me. Nothing will get me more ticked off.'shuke said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You're welcome.My bankroll is much smaller than yours, I think.About $6K total right now, including pending wagers.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
God I hate trying to Internet on this phone.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Gee,thanks Golden Shower. 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Still got hope.I think I heard that somewhere.Gee,thanks Golden Shower.
General Malaise
Footballguy
One time, Leon....
General Malaise
Footballguy
That felt good to read. I had a road rage incident last week that left me trembling in anger.
General Malaise
Footballguy
No PI???
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh please oh please oh please
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