Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Honest question based upon the depth of interview topics.below the belt IMOSay what now? Some #### ain't funny.
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
Welcome to Our Forums. Once you've registered and logged in, you're primed to talk football, among other topics, with the sharpest and most experienced fantasy players on the internet.
GM's thread about nothing (3 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
- Start date
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
"So, how's stuff?"
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I think the usual protocol is to call.'Gadzooks said:
At least I got 2 for the price of 1'shamwow! said:Do you want to punch your mom for her complete lack of logic there?some people just don't like to talk about anything that "reflects negatively" or "shows signs of weakness" on them. I've been very open our Mrs. TF and I's inability to create a child without modern science and a large bag of cash (or as my Mom would like to call it "God's little miracle babies")...but we have friends who have the same issues who jsut don't talk about it at all, like they're some kind of failure
It's really more comical than anything...b/c it literally was science that created them. She doesn't beat us down with religion, so it's all good. Plus when I say, "Mom, the church is literally against the way we had our kids...don't you think that's wrong?" She gets it....but she's just a faithful person I'm fine with people being religious as long as they're not shoving it down my throat
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Now I get it.Honest question based upon the depth of interview topics.below the belt IMOSay what now? Some #### ain't funny.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Thanks GB.'Uruk-Hai said:
Yeah I know right? I just slept for almost 13 straight hours without waking up once. OhMyGodthat was awesome.I would still be sleeping but I have work to do.See you cats later.ETA Oh yeah, feels good to have the gold around my neck again.'Guster said:
Last edited by a moderator:
proninja
Footballguy
A little backstory here?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'm sure there's a whole thread about it.
Woz and his wife aren't religious but are getting married in the Catholic church so they are making him and his wife attend marriage camp and stuff and charging him a ton of money to do so.That's what I remember anyway.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I think Woz also has to buy three rings or something.
two for himself as well, IIRC.doesn't want to wear the good one when he's pumping iron or crushing softballs.
YSR
Footballguy
Wonder how many "push presents" he'll have to give when they start having kids.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
proninja
Footballguy
Didn't that happen a long time ago?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Who is going to start up the Woz Divorce Pool?
seems like it.I think that's why Pete asked for an update.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
8 years. There's literally 0 chance they're together when they're old.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
How about the Woz Sleeps with a Tranny Hooker (by accident?) and Causes His Marriage to End Pool?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
1. Engagement Ring2. Wedding Ring3. SufferRing
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Any kids?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
How many are his?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
"Woz" is the Hopi word for "rube."
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Most of the white ones
General Malaise
Footballguy
I listed my wife's car on Craigslist last week for $4,900 and sold it within 24 hours for $5,000 to a gal in Southern Utah who has been looking for this specific car, but found no inventory for it where she lives (out in the sticks, I guess). She financed the purchase through a credit union, so it took about a week for her to get everything squared away. From what I understand, Obama's Cash for Clunkers program stripped out a LOT of the used car inventory that was floating around, so for the first time car buyers (which this gal is, fresh out of college) the pickings for reliable used cars under $5,000 is slim.
Anyhow, YEAH OBAMA!!! :nonpoliticaltangent:
Also, I couldn't help but facebook stalk the new buyer.
Wife is pretty bummed to sell her car. She bought it when she graduated from college and it served her very well. But we need a little something bigger and since I am pot committed to riding my bike to and from work this winter, we don't need two cars sitting in our garage.
Anyhow, coming soon, my MINI VAN THREAD!!!!
Anyhow, YEAH OBAMA!!! :nonpoliticaltangent:
Also, I couldn't help but facebook stalk the new buyer.
Wife is pretty bummed to sell her car. She bought it when she graduated from college and it served her very well. But we need a little something bigger and since I am pot committed to riding my bike to and from work this winter, we don't need two cars sitting in our garage.
Anyhow, coming soon, my MINI VAN THREAD!!!!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Approved.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Pot committed, indeed.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I can't imagine why anyone would buy a minivan. Ever.I listed my wife's car on Craigslist last week for $4,900 and sold it within 24 hours for $5,000 to a gal in Southern Utah who has been looking for this specific car, but found no inventory for it where she lives (out in the sticks, I guess). She financed the purchase through a credit union, so it took about a week for her to get everything squared away. From what I understand, Obama's Cash for Clunkers program stripped out a LOT of the used car inventory that was floating around, so for the first time car buyers (which this gal is, fresh out of college) the pickings for reliable used cars under $5,000 is slim.
Anyhow, YEAH OBAMA!!! :nonpoliticaltangent:
Also, I couldn't help but facebook stalk the new buyer.
Wife is pretty bummed to sell her car. She bought it when she graduated from college and it served her very well. But we need a little something bigger and since I am pot committed to riding my bike to and from work this winter, we don't need two cars sitting in our garage.
Anyhow, coming soon, my MINI VAN THREAD!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Have you driven a minivan? Well? Have you?VROOOOOOOOOOMI can't imagine why anyone would buy a minivan. Ever.I listed my wife's car on Craigslist last week for $4,900 and sold it within 24 hours for $5,000 to a gal in Southern Utah who has been looking for this specific car, but found no inventory for it where she lives (out in the sticks, I guess). She financed the purchase through a credit union, so it took about a week for her to get everything squared away. From what I understand, Obama's Cash for Clunkers program stripped out a LOT of the used car inventory that was floating around, so for the first time car buyers (which this gal is, fresh out of college) the pickings for reliable used cars under $5,000 is slim.
Anyhow, YEAH OBAMA!!! :nonpoliticaltangent:
Also, I couldn't help but facebook stalk the new buyer.
Wife is pretty bummed to sell her car. She bought it when she graduated from college and it served her very well. But we need a little something bigger and since I am pot committed to riding my bike to and from work this winter, we don't need two cars sitting in our garage.
Anyhow, coming soon, my MINI VAN THREAD!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yesterday was brutal. It was the first day I seriously considered throwing the bike in the river and giving up. Holy. Crap. I'm gonna need some sort of face protector or something.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
My link
General Malaise
Footballguy
Let's talk alternatives to the mini-van then, shall we?
NEEDS
- Used car, 3 years old or older
- Ideally less than $20,000
- Suitable for a family of 5 or more
- Must be somewhat fuel efficient and by that, I mean NOT a Dodge Durango or a Yukon - those things are brutal on gas
- Tough enough to take up and over the mountains with storage to hold our camping gear
I think I'm destined to buy a used minivan, but perhaps not. I am not the world's greatest car buyer, but I have always bought used cars and drive them for several years. I will never consider a lease and I will never buy brand new.
NEEDS
- Used car, 3 years old or older
- Ideally less than $20,000
- Suitable for a family of 5 or more
- Must be somewhat fuel efficient and by that, I mean NOT a Dodge Durango or a Yukon - those things are brutal on gas
- Tough enough to take up and over the mountains with storage to hold our camping gear
I think I'm destined to buy a used minivan, but perhaps not. I am not the world's greatest car buyer, but I have always bought used cars and drive them for several years. I will never consider a lease and I will never buy brand new.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus!
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
He did say "most". I would say "some".Jesus!
pricklypete
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I've always wanted to visit Vancouver.
General Malaise
Footballguy
$36,477
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
http://www.cars.com/go/search/detail.jsp?tracktype=usedcc&csDlId=&csDgId=&listingId=101015014&listingRecNum=6&criteria=sf1Dir%3DDESC%26mkId%3D20015%26stkTyp%3DU%26mdId%3D21070%26rd%3D500%26crSrtFlds%3DstkTypId-feedSegId-mkId-mdId%26zc%3D97214%26rn%3D0%26PMmt%3D1-1-0%26stkTypId%3D28881%26sf2Dir%3DASC%26sf1Nm%3Dprice%26sf2Nm%3Dmiles%26isDealerGrouping%3Dfalse%26rpp%3D50%26feedSegId%3D28705&aff=national&listType=1
Probably has no balls, but great gas mileage. Like a minivan in disguise.
Probably has no balls, but great gas mileage. Like a minivan in disguise.
You should be able to pickup a 3-4 year old Toyota Highlander for between 20-25k.I would highly recommend. Third row seating - fits 7 comfortably, road trips, you can easily pack a family of five and full luggage (including two car seats if necessary). Gets about 20 mpg around town and 28-30 highway mpg. and this isn't the sticker mpg that fabricates and adds 5-10%, this is guru_007, tightwad, reset the tripometer every fillup, 60k miles approved mpg.
I'd say this is the best family vehicle I've ever purchased.
Last edited by a moderator:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't mind that rig, but keep in mind we have an infant seat which takes up a lot of room. And even though I'm hoping this bike of mine shuts off my supply of working semen forever, child bride is going to perhaps want another one down the line. FML.
Similar threads
