I think you're overanalyzing this. She's talking to him about manscaping and his balls. I'd say that's flirty at the least.He said: Not me, I don't manscape
She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!
In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.
This.Delete and never speak of it or text her again
Or this, there is no in between.Text back "My balls are fun".
Her response will give you the answer you're looking for.
She said "your balls of fun"....she's not talking about his bean bag.I think you're overanalyzing this. She's talking to him about manscaping and his balls. I'd say that's flirty at the least.He said: Not me, I don't manscape
She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!
In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.
This. She will find out one way or another, either via recon on your phone or from her friend. It's either you tell her or you might as well nail the friend, because either way that's what she will assume is going on.Remember the Curb where the friend's wife took Larry's "We should have sex sometime" joke seriously, and then we had to turn her down when she tried to arrange a get-together, it was suddenly Larry who was accused of making the pass? Keep that in mind if you decide to not tell your wife. Get in front of this now by telling her.
It's covered in hair. Probably not too photogenic down there.another way to capture her motive would be to send a picture of your fruit basket to her
It's a double entendre, dummy.She said "your balls of fun"....she's not talking about his bean bag.I think you're overanalyzing this. She's talking to him about manscaping and his balls. I'd say that's flirty at the least.He said: Not me, I don't manscape
She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!
In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.
Put a bow on it?It's covered in hair. Probably not too photogenic down there.another way to capture her motive would be to send a picture of your fruit basket to her
I agree. Tell her right away. Hell, she might be testing you for all you know.Remember the Curb where the friend's wife took Larry's "We should have sex sometime" joke seriously, and then we had to turn her down when she tried to arrange a get-together, it was suddenly Larry who was accused of making the pass? Keep that in mind if you decide to not tell your wife. Get in front of this now by telling her.
The stupid is strong with this one.Well, I've already talked to my wife twice today since getting the texts so now no matter when I bring it up she is going to ask why I didn't do so earlier. Perhaps I can just mention it casually when I get home tonight and say I wanted to show you the texts as opposed to trying to explain it over the phone.
LOL. She is directly referring to his balls. Sends a picture with naked dude on it asking if it's him when she already knows it isn't. Then says 'your balls of fun'.She said "your balls of fun"....she's not talking about his bean bag.I think you're overanalyzing this. She's talking to him about manscaping and his balls. I'd say that's flirty at the least.He said: Not me, I don't manscape
She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!
In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.
Don't make this into a bigger deal than it is. Just get home and say...wanted to show you this in person...what do you make of this? And hand over the phone for her to read.Well, I've already talked to my wife twice today since getting the texts so now no matter when I bring it up she is going to ask why I didn't do so earlier. Perhaps I can just mention it casually when I get home tonight and say I wanted to show you the texts as opposed to trying to explain it over the phone.
Yup. I'd tell her ASAP.The stupid is strong with this one.Well, I've already talked to my wife twice today since getting the texts so now no matter when I bring it up she is going to ask why I didn't do so earlier. Perhaps I can just mention it casually when I get home tonight and say I wanted to show you the texts as opposed to trying to explain it over the phone.
The longer you wait, the worse it gets.
get in the car and drive. don't stop until your far, far away.yepITS A TRAP
Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.57: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633
Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.57: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633
Well, I've already talked to my wife twice today since getting the texts so now no matter when I bring it up she is going to ask why I didn't do so earlier. Perhaps I can just mention it casually when I get home tonight and say I wanted to show you the texts as opposed to trying to explain it over the phone.
GTFO. She changed the wording of the expression from 'you're a ball of fun' to 'ur balls of fun' after sending him a pic with a naked dude in it. Of course she's talking about his balls.She said "your balls of fun"....she's not talking about his bean bag.I think you're overanalyzing this. She's talking to him about manscaping and his balls. I'd say that's flirty at the least.He said: Not me, I don't manscape
She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!
In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.
Maybe he should have replied with "Balling me is a ball of fun."GTFO. She changed the wording of the expression from 'you're a ball of fun' to 'ur balls of fun' after sending him a pic with a naked dude in it. Of course she's talking about his balls.She said "your balls of fun"....she's not talking about his bean bag.I think you're overanalyzing this. She's talking to him about manscaping and his balls. I'd say that's flirty at the least.He said: Not me, I don't manscape
She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!
In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.
I think this is a quote from Fargo the other night wasn't it?I've heard it said that there is no greater gap in any walk of life than that between the winner and loser of the Super Bowl. To get all the way to the pinnacle, only to be cast down based on the outcome of one single game while the winner embarks on sixth-month frenzy of celebration.
But that divide between champion and also-ran pales in comparison to the yawning chasm that exists between 5 and 6 on the offdee rating scale.
yes, this seems to be the way to go. i will fill her in tonight.Well, I've already talked to my wife twice today since getting the texts so now no matter when I bring it up she is going to ask why I didn't do so earlier. Perhaps I can just mention it casually when I get home tonight and say I wanted to show you the texts as opposed to trying to explain it over the phone.
Telling your wife pretty much takes away all negative outcomes from this and still leaves options for all of the positive outcomes.
I hope you mean her friend.yes, this seems to be the way to go. i will fill her in tonight.Well, I've already talked to my wife twice today since getting the texts so now no matter when I bring it up she is going to ask why I didn't do so earlier. Perhaps I can just mention it casually when I get home tonight and say I wanted to show you the texts as opposed to trying to explain it over the phone.
Telling your wife pretty much takes away all negative outcomes from this and still leaves options for all of the positive outcomes.
you referring to my wife or her friend?Slow play is the way to go.How is her self esteem?
What happened to the forum feature?Well, the fact that it's not common sense to tell his wife shows that the OP has a small desire (even if it's purely psychological) to bone this chick. If you've felt any type of sexual tension with this women prior, I would suggest shooting back with a similar "is he flirting with me?" text.
Aren't you like 22 and barely kissed a girl in the last couple of years? Pretty sure you're out of your element Donny.Well, the fact that it's not common sense to tell his wife shows that the OP has a small desire (even if it's purely psychological) to bone this chick. If you've felt any type of sexual tension with this women prior, I would suggest shooting back with a similar "is he flirting with me?" text.
:golfclap:I've heard it said that there is no greater gap in any walk of life than that between the winner and loser of the Super Bowl. To get all the way to the pinnacle, only to be cast down based on the outcome of one single game while the winner embarks on sixth-month frenzy of celebration.
But that divide between champion and also-ran pales in comparison to the yawning chasm that exists between 5 and 6 on the offdee rating scale.