Every Simpsons Ever Marathon (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

I love that there's now a real baseball team called the Albuquerque Isotopes.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

You see Lisa, this is what we mean when we say you are to smart for your own good.

 

[Gawain]

Mike Scoscia's fatal illness made us smile.

 

[McGarnicle]

A young Joe Piscopo taught us how to laugh.

 

[McGarnicle]

Señor Plow no es macho

Es solamente un borracho

 

[Fennis]

I think he's talking to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DklJ9ITPisU

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Marge, it's not a uter-you, it's a uter-us."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Talking space coyote?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

We need a name that’s witty at first, but that gets less funny each time you hear it.

 

[Fennis]

The Be Sharps!

HAHAHAHAHA

hehehehehehe

hahehahe

.....

.....

 

[Fennis]

Pefect!

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

It's full of... head-y goodness!

 

[joffer]

pray.for.mojo

 

[joffer]

Stupid inanimate carbon rod. It's all a popularity contest.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Scioscia appeared a second time in Season 22's "MoneyBART". Haven't seen that one.

 

[Osaurus]

Tastes like burning

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I've been tracking this thread very closely (I think). Has it reallytaken this long to get to: "I bent my wookie."

 

[Pro Boner]

Rhetorical, eh? 8!

 

[Insein]

That's not a knife. Now that's a knife.

No its not. That's a spoon.

I see youve played knifey spooney before.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

I've been tracking this thread very closely (I think). Has it reallytaken this long to get to: "I bent my wookie."

Not to mention "Me fail English? That's unpossible"

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I've been tracking this thread very closely (I think). Has it reallytaken this long to get to: "I bent my wookie."

Not to mention "Me fail English? That's unpossible"

Good call!

 

[Zigg]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Stupid like a fox!

 

[McGarnicle]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Screw you Flanders!

 

[McGarnicle]

Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you. Push! Harder! Go past the max! Reach over the top! Master your ###!

 

[Sebowski]

I've been tracking this thread very closely (I think). Has it reallytaken this long to get to: "I bent my wookie."

Not to mention "Me fail English? That's unpossible"

Good call!

Both used already.

 

[Gene Sackman]

Mr. Plow: There is a 10,000 bill in it for you.

Plow King: What President is on it?

Mr. Plow: Um.. All of them, they are having a party.

 

[Insein]

Gime? What's a gime? Oh! Gime!

 

[Insein]

Pitchman: We've come up with a killer promotion for Powersauce bars. Picture this. You...

Rainier Wolfcastle: I love it.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

I've been tracking this thread very closely (I think). Has it reallytaken this long to get to: "I bent my wookie."

Not to mention "Me fail English? That's unpossible"

Good call!

Both used already.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

[TheFly06]

Well if it isn't my old pal Mr. McGreg!

With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

 

[Mr. Retukes]

Mr. Plow: There is a 10,000 bill in it for you.

Plow King: What President is on it?

Mr. Plow: Um.. All of them, they are having a party.

I love when Barney disses Linda Ronstadt. "Yeah, you do that."

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I've been tracking this thread very closely (I think). Has it reallytaken this long to get to: "I bent my wookie."

Not to mention "Me fail English? That's unpossible"

Good call!

Both used already.

I kinda figured that it couldn't possibly have taken this long.

 

[Plorfu]

That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Going cold turkey is not as delicious as it sounds.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Gime? What's a gime? Oh! Gime!

Probably my favorite line. Although it's tough to explain it unless you actually see it.

 

[dutch]

Going cold turkey is not as delicious as it sounds.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

I don't remember this one at all so it caught me by surprise. Trying to stifle laughter but it ain't working to good.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Mr. Plow: There is a 10,000 bill in it for you.

Plow King: What President is on it?

Mr. Plow: Um.. All of them, they are having a party.

This one gets me every time.

 

[heckmanm]

The following people will not be killed by me: Ned Flanders, Maude Flanders, Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, little baby Simpson. That is all.

I think of Maude every time I see the t-shirt cannon at the local ballpark.

 

[Joe Summer]

Will it really be every episode? Unedited?

Wasn't there some bits or episodes that have since been edited or blacked out from reruns?

I vaguely remember the episode of the Simpsons that aired against the final Cosby Show, back when the two went head-to-head and The Simpson's ratings forced NBC to cancel Cosby. Show ended with Bart and Homer watching the Cosby Show on TV. Bart said something like, "If I had my own show, I'd run his into the ground."

I don't believe I ever saw that clip again, it wasn't on any rerun I'd ever seen.

http://www.platypuscomix.net/bored/tvguidesimpsons6.html

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Supernintendo Chalmers

 

[Insein]

Lost Smarch weather.

Do not touch Willy. Hmm good advice.

 

[Gene Sackman]

Marge: You didnt even vote Homer..!

Homer: Yes I did, I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle..

 

[Braktastic]

Will it really be every episode? Unedited?

Wasn't there some bits or episodes that have since been edited or blacked out from reruns?

I vaguely remember the episode of the Simpsons that aired against the final Cosby Show, back when the two went head-to-head and The Simpson's ratings forced NBC to cancel Cosby. Show ended with Bart and Homer watching the Cosby Show on TV. Bart said something like, "If I had my own show, I'd run his into the ground."I don't believe I ever saw that clip again, it wasn't on any rerun I'd ever seen.

http://www.platypuscomix.net/bored/tvguidesimpsons6.html

It's interesting reading they way that it's worded in the link above, namely:

Quality, schmality! If I had a TV show, I'd run that sucker into the ground!

It sounds like he's saying he'd run The Simpsons show into ground, which some may argue they already have, not the Cosby show. However this was probably taken as the later by some and therefore the reason it was never been seen since. Or pehaps it was never intended to be part of the show proper like: The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special – In 3-D! On Ice!

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[Premier]

Homer are you familiar with our state's usury laws?

Use a wha?

Excelllllllllent

 

[TobiasFunke]

Everyone knows Seasons 3-8 are pure gold, and most of us can find some obvious classics in Seasons 9 and 10 too (The carny episode, the Max Power episode, sanitation commissioner, etc.) The pickings get a little slimmer after that. For DVR purposes I went through the episode list and found some I liked after Season 10:

Behind the Laughter

Trilogy of Error

HOMR (crayon in the brain episode- just as good as the best ones from the heyday of the show)

Half-Decent Proposal

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Don't Fear the Roofer

See Homer Run

24 Minutes

Gone Maggie Gone

The Squirt and the Whale

Angry Dad

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again

If anyone else wants to peruse the back 60% or so of the catalog I could go for some more recommendations.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Everyone knows Seasons 3-8 are pure gold, and most of us can find some obvious classics in Seasons 9 and 10 too (The carny episode, the Max Power episode, sanitation commissioner, etc.) The pickings get a little slimmer after that. For DVR purposes I went through the episode list and found some I liked after Season 10:

Behind the Laughter

Trilogy of Error

HOMR (crayon in the brain episode- just as good as the best ones from the heyday of the show)

Half-Decent Proposal

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Don't Fear the Roofer

See Homer Run

24 Minutes

Gone Maggie Gone

The Squirt and the Whale

Angry Dad

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again

If anyone else wants to peruse the back 60% or so of the catalog I could go for some more recommendations.

often when I'm asked if I want an extended warranty on something by my wife I respond with-

Moe: Eh, that's pretty dumb. But, uh...[taps once more]

Homer [back to normal]: Extended warranty? How can I lose?

Moe: Perfect.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Everyone knows Seasons 3-8 are pure gold, and most of us can find some obvious classics in Seasons 9 and 10 too (The carny episode, the Max Power episode, sanitation commissioner, etc.) The pickings get a little slimmer after that. For DVR purposes I went through the episode list and found some I liked after Season 10:

Behind the Laughter

Trilogy of Error

HOMR (crayon in the brain episode- just as good as the best ones from the heyday of the show)

Half-Decent Proposal

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Don't Fear the Roofer

See Homer Run

24 Minutes

Gone Maggie Gone

The Squirt and the Whale

Angry Dad

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again

If anyone else wants to peruse the back 60% or so of the catalog I could go for some more recommendations.

often when I'm asked if I want an extended warranty on something by my wife I respond with-

Moe: Eh, that's pretty dumb. But, uh...[taps once more]

Homer [back to normal]: Extended warranty? How can I lose?

Moe: Perfect.

Doctor: Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.

Homer: Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh?