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Every Simpsons Ever Marathon (1 Viewer)

The following people will not be killed by me: Ned Flanders, Maude Flanders, Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, little baby Simpson. That is all.

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
Insein said:
mr roboto said:
Insein said:
Every Simpson's Ever

Starting Thursday at 11am on FXX.

This as been a public service announcement.
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How long will that take them?
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12 days going non stop. 552 episodes and the movie.
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Damn, during work time. How do I get myself arranged on a couch :porked: ing out on beer and potato chips for 12 days straight?

I think I'll turn into :homer: himself by the time this is over.
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Wouldn't you be watching Disney Channel for that?

 
Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor,
it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice
through so it can be collected and exported.

 
IvanKaramazov said:
TobiasFunke said:
Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute
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Seasons 3-6. The first two season and seasons 7-9 have some good episodes here and there, but 3-6 are all nearly perfect IMO.
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Sheesh. Seasons 3 through 8 are stacked.

 
McGarnicle said:
Has anyone actually kept up with the show? I tapped out at least a decade ago. Worth it to check out any of the later stuff?
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I have not kept up, but I am trying to catch up. My 12 y/o son loves this show. We started at the beginning and have now made our way through most of Season 19. My 10 y/o daughter has joined us in media res. Lord knows whenever we'll get caught up, but it's been fun trying to get there.

 
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Don't those letters on your hands spell out "Die Bart Die"?

No, that's German for "the Bart, the"

 
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Brony said:
IvanKaramazov said:
TobiasFunke said:
Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute
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Seasons 3-6. The first two season and seasons 7-9 have some good episodes here and there, but 3-6 are all nearly perfect IMO.
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Sheesh. Seasons 3 through 8 are stacked.
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If you have the world's smallest DVR, Last Exit to Springfield should be at the top of the list.

 
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".

 
"Stupid, sexy Flanders."

"Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?"(Once asked this of my wife's boss. She's was a cardiologist...who it turns out went to med school in the Dominican Republic. She wasn't not amused. I, on the other hand, was.)

"I don't understand it! James Coco went MAD in fifteen minutes!"

"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z"

 
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He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises. When he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh, oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it... Oh, no, wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long, and yellow.

 
Krusty's Accountant: Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters?

Krusty the Clown: [miserable] Oh, I thought the Generals were due!

[watches the game on TV]

Krusty the Clown: He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take it!

[the Globetrotters score]

Krusty the Clown: That game was fixed! They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!

 
Insein said:
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".
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Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge."

 
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

 
TobiasFunke said:
Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute
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The War of the Simpsons is one of my favorite of the first two seasons. There are several lines in that one that I still quote all the time.

 
Fennis said:
TobiasFunke said:
Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute
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The War of the Simpsons is one of my favorite of the first two seasons. There are several lines in that one that I still quote all the time.
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To this day, I'm still a little upset that Marge made Homer throw that fish back. I get her point, but Homer deserved that fish.

 
off top of my head, these are some of my favorites:

Poochie

Monorail

Brother from Same Planet (Big brother and Pepi)

Lisa Vegetarian

 
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
Homer: So. Do you think I have a case?
Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

 
Mr. Burns: For god sakes, man. Use an open-faced club. The sand wedge.

Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

 
Fennis said:
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".

Homer: So. Do you think I have a case?

Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
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The word "unblowupable" is tossed around a lot these days, but I think I can say with confidence ...

 
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TheIronSheik said:
Fennis said:
TobiasFunke said:
Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute
Click to expand...
The War of the Simpsons is one of my favorite of the first two seasons. There are several lines in that one that I still quote all the time.
Click to expand...
To this day, I'm still a little upset that Marge made Homer throw that fish back. I get her point, but Homer deserved that fish.
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It made him a legend:

Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell ...

 
Mister Martie said:
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
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[Homer is on trial in the court of "Infernal Affairs"]

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night, the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.

Marge: But we did win.

Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty.

 
Fennis said:
TheIronSheik said:
Fennis said:
TobiasFunke said:
Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute
Click to expand...
The War of the Simpsons is one of my favorite of the first two seasons. There are several lines in that one that I still quote all the time.
Click to expand...
To this day, I'm still a little upset that Marge made Homer throw that fish back. I get her point, but Homer deserved that fish.
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It made him a legend:

Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell ...
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Kind of, I guess.

Granted, when I first saw that episode, I was probably about 14 years old. So I didn't have as great as understanding into "How to please a woman (the non-sexual version)." I know now, as a grown man, that he did the right thing. But the kid in me is still upset he threw away a chance to be "that guy that caught the fish" just because his woman wanted him to.

 
Brony said:
off top of my head, these are some of my favorites:

Poochie

Monorail

Brother from Same Planet (Big brother and Pepi)

Lisa Vegetarian
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Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you

saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about

bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 
Chief Wiggum: Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news; your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my God! He's dead?!
Chief Wiggum: Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.
Mrs. Phillips: My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI?
Chief Wiggum: Um, why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQ

Ahh, I bet this place sells illegal fireworks ... just go in and act casual, like you buy them all the time. Yeah, uh, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper ... a couple of those panty shields ... and some illegal fireworks -- and one of those disposable enemas. Nah, make it two!

 
Homer: "Um, let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two."

 
Indian: If you want to see your future, throw a treasured personal item in the fire!

Bart: Okay. [tosses firecracker]

Indian: Not a firecracker!

Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation!

Indian: That's crazy talk!

Bart: No, it's true.

Indian: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.

 
Mrs. Krabappel: "Embiggens"? I never heard that word before moving to Springfield.

Ms. Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

 
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