General Malaise
Footballguy
Pass out early and sleep like a hampster. Your live >>>>>> my life. I'm on a quest for boredom and monotonous.
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Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
and I'm not so sure about the second part. ETA I'm just going to delete that part. Damn women. 
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
I was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
Guster
Footballguy
Do you offer apprenticeships? I have much I could learnI was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I want to party with this guy.I was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
I know right?
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Do you offer apprenticeships? I have much I could learnI was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Do you offer apprenticeships? I have much I could learnI was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
Stoneys
MudCat
DoubleDo you offer apprenticeships? I have much I could learnI was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
DoubleDo you offer apprenticeships? I have much I could learnI was also reminded how the hot stripper in Vegas wouldn't take any money from me for giving me a lap dance. A stripper. Wouldn't take money.
I seriously don't get it. Girls just dig me for some reason. I think I may directly related to Satan himself. 
I think I need your email address to send referral link'Bogart said:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
8-1 against the spread today - not bets, in a pool'Bogart said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
refs just making sht up as they go along this season is a nice twist to our regularly scheduled nfl programming
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Guster
Footballguy
"fumble" on PIT that should have been an incompletion
mr. furley
Footballguy
not to mention the missed, blatant, clipeta: and the PI that set up the Giants tdeta2: and the blow to the head of a defenseless receiver that gave the giants a 1st down on 3rd in the red zone"fumble" on PIT that should have been an incompletion
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Bogart
Footballguy
I hit 2 parlays and a teaser todayBiggest day ever for me
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
COLIN COWHEAD!
4-0I hedged on Atlanta tonight but already made some nice loot. HERD on fire.Bidding war. Fabricated or otherwise.
Blazing Five
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Guster
Footballguy
Blazing Five
kevzilla
Footballguy
Now see, this is why I post picks on a blog that no one knows about.
flysack
Footballguy
Alright that's it.
One of my ultra-liberal friends on FB just made an Obama pin from her dog. That's right, everyone. Her dog supports Obama.
I cannot wait until this election is over. It's worse than March Madness.
Oh yea, here's the photographic evidence, in case Tanner wants to make a feline version.
One of my ultra-liberal friends on FB just made an Obama pin from her dog. That's right, everyone. Her dog supports Obama.
I cannot wait until this election is over. It's worse than March Madness.
Oh yea, here's the photographic evidence, in case Tanner wants to make a feline version.
flysack
Footballguy
BRING BACK THE REPLACEMENT REFS!not to mention the missed, blatant, clipeta: and the PI that set up the Giants tdeta2: and the blow to the head of a defenseless receiver that gave the giants a 1st down on 3rd in the red zone"fumble" on PIT that should have been an incompletion
flysack
Footballguy
Yes.Feb to April is sports hell.I've tried my hardest to get into basketball and it just bores me.I even tried to get in touch with my roots and started watching hockey. That lasted like one week. It's almost as bad as basketball.ETA: At this point in life I'm getting desperate. I might take a whack at this futbol thing my Dominican students say is the greatest sport since synchronized group sex.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
let's just go no refs and all plays reviewed in the boothBRING BACK THE REPLACEMENT REFS!not to mention the missed, blatant, clipeta: and the PI that set up the Giants tdeta2: and the blow to the head of a defenseless receiver that gave the giants a 1st down on 3rd in the red zone"fumble" on PIT that should have been an incompletion
General Malaise
Footballguy
I just got home from dinner with the wife (Cosjbos: we went to City Grill - outSTANDING. That Kung Pow Calimari (sp?) is to die for) and put some money on Atlanta -3 for second half. Cowherd has been incredible this year. I know he gets a lot of crap for his radio bits, but jesus christ, he is absolutely killing the NFL and that is not easy to do.Teased, parlayed, SU....I paid my mortgage the last 2 months off this guy.4-0I hedged on Atlanta tonight but already made some nice loot. HERD on fire.Bidding war. Fabricated or otherwise.
Blazing Five
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You should be banned.
flysack
Footballguy
Not a fan of synchronized group sex?
General Malaise
Footballguy
neat pass, romo.
General Malaise
Footballguy
what the hell was that????
God, I HATE romo. hate.
God, I HATE romo. hate.
Guster
Footballguy
The cowboys QB or Mr. YSR?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mr. YRS seems pretty coolish. I bet we'd get along pretty well.
Tony Romo the QB is my least favorite QB in the NFL. As a Cowboys fan, he is hideous to root for. He's talented and has the numbers of course, but put this guy in the clutch and he is horrendous. Time and time again. There's a reason he didn't play major college football. There's a reason he's not on the PGA. He can't handle success. Has no idea what to do when he's faced with it. He's out of excuses. He's a failure when it matters most. Time after time after time. I can't root for him anymore. Betting on him is agonizing. I want to punch him in the rectum.
Tony Romo the QB is my least favorite QB in the NFL. As a Cowboys fan, he is hideous to root for. He's talented and has the numbers of course, but put this guy in the clutch and he is horrendous. Time and time again. There's a reason he didn't play major college football. There's a reason he's not on the PGA. He can't handle success. Has no idea what to do when he's faced with it. He's out of excuses. He's a failure when it matters most. Time after time after time. I can't root for him anymore. Betting on him is agonizing. I want to punch him in the rectum.
General Malaise
Footballguy
okay, that might have been the Scotch.
zoonation
Footballguy
I need ATL to cover to win my 5 bet parlay. wish me luck? 2K on the line here!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
gowd damnbit.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I have Dallas +4.5, +4, +170, +10 to complete parlays, teasers and SU bets. I'll take home about $1K too. Gotta go against you here. I did hedge Atlanta -3 in the 2nd half for a few hundred.
kevzilla
Footballguy
My compliments to the Scotch, it's right on the money.
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