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Good stuff here.e-mail I got earlier
Just got Cal from school, he is throwing up too. I would like to go to the gym tonight around 615 if I could. I really need to go, it has been almost 2 weeks. Dylan is down for a nap and Cal is on the couch watching TV.Let me know if I can go.I can make it up when I get home from the gym tonight!
I think of ACP when I'm taking a dump
well since we're all sharing... I got snipped over 6 months ago and as of last week I still had "a couple" of swimmers in teh juice. As the nurse told me, I must have some "powerful stuff".maybe I should have let one of my guys get his zygote on.Since we're all sharing.I get to find out if FDAS 2.0v is a boy or girl in less than three weeks!El Floppolinho2 is now the size of a blueberry and sprouting limbs after 8,000 IUIs. Heard the heartbeat and saw the tadpole today
Little bentley is 18 months old, but he's already strong as an ox. Beat my ### in the traditional "daddy's home from work" wrestling match this evening. Little ####er fights dirty. Pinched me in the junk and then gave me a headbutt to the throat.
tell her the guy who sent the chili said hi.
####. the kraken awakes.it's like our 3 yo senses something's coming and has decided to #### us by not sleeping well any more. I'll show him- no more food for the selfish little *******.eta: thanks guys- and congrats to MH and Fuller too for being so... spermy?
She says hi. Also, "who?" and then "shut up."
#####. no more chili for your family.
That "shut up" was for me, not you.The "who" was for you though.
oh, my apologies. i just don't like being told to shut up.
What time?videoguy505 said:Speaking of burning things and pyromania, local news is covering some dude in San Diego County who had a "bomb factory" in his house. Really nasty stuff. So bad, the bomb squad has declared the home he's renting to be "too dangerous to re-enter". Solution? They're gonna burn it down.YSR said:
They're gonna evacuate most of the neighborhood and close a freeway.
Yeah, me neither. I told my boys 'shut up' was a bad word, on par with (rhymes with Rod Damn) and the big bad "F" word. Course my son reads now and just informed me that the "Diary of a Whimpy Kid" book he has from the library contains "Shut Up" and read me the passage. So...that lie is over. Sigh.Also, on the way to pick my buddy up from the airport 2 weeks ago, my boys and I were driving in horrible rain. I got them out of school a half hour early to go with me as my buddy landed at 3pm and I'm usually the one to meet them off the bus. So we were all in a giddy mood. Lotta laughter in the car.We're in the left hand lane of 26 East heading downtown, crawling towards the Vista Ridge Tunnel. 26 West is moving and the only thing separating us is a small cement barrier. Now keep in mind, this is a deluge and their are major puddles and small lakes forming along the highway. As we're inching a long, a truck flying along west bound nailed a puddle and just totally soaked us like a tsunami wave hit us. I barked out, without really thinking - "THAT GUY DOUCHED US!!!".....The boys erupted in laughter, and proceeded to say "That guy DOUCHED us" over and over. Then asked me to go "DOOOOSH" other drivers. We couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes. Then...then it dawned on me that at some point, soon because I was heading out of town with my buddy and leaving the boys with their mom and step mom for the weekend, the boys would usher that phrase into the wrong car with the wrong person driving. So I had to halt the laughter and tell them that "Dooooooosh" might offend a lady.
But man, I can't wait to "Dooooosh" some other poor car while they are in the backseat and see which one of them has the balls to comment on it with excitement.Whooooooooooooo, boy. Anyone else, uh.....having a good night?
Two glasses of the brown tonight?Yeah, me neither. I told my boys 'shut up' was a bad word, on par with (rhymes with Rod Damn) and the big bad "F" word. Course my son reads now and just informed me that the "Diary of a Whimpy Kid" book he has from the library contains "Shut Up" and read me the passage. So...that lie is over. Sigh.
Also, on the way to pick my buddy up from the airport 2 weeks ago, my boys and I were driving in horrible rain. I got them out of school a half hour early to go with me as my buddy landed at 3pm and I'm usually the one to meet them off the bus. So we were all in a giddy mood. Lotta laughter in the car.
We're in the left hand lane of 26 East heading downtown, crawling towards the Vista Ridge Tunnel. 26 West is moving and the only thing separating us is a small cement barrier. Now keep in mind, this is a deluge and their are major puddles and small lakes forming along the highway. As we're inching a long, a truck flying along west bound nailed a puddle and just totally soaked us like a tsunami wave hit us. I barked out, without really thinking - "THAT GUY DOUCHED US!!!".....
The boys erupted in laughter, and proceeded to say "That guy DOUCHED us" over and over. Then asked me to go "DOOOOSH" other drivers. We couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes. Then...then it dawned on me that at some point, soon because I was heading out of town with my buddy and leaving the boys with their mom and step mom for the weekend, the boys would usher that phrase into the wrong car with the wrong person driving. So I had to halt the laughter and tell them that "Dooooooosh" might offend a lady.
But man, I can't wait to "Dooooosh" some other poor car while they are in the backseat and see which one of them has the balls to comment on it with excitement.
Whooooooooooooo, boy. Anyone else, uh.....having a good night?
Still working on 1.5. This stuff is slooooooooow burning.We're talking about the Jameson, right?Two glasses of the brown tonight?Yeah, me neither. I told my boys 'shut up' was a bad word, on par with (rhymes with Rod Damn) and the big bad "F" word. Course my son reads now and just informed me that the "Diary of a Whimpy Kid" book he has from the library contains "Shut Up" and read me the passage. So...that lie is over. Sigh.
Also, on the way to pick my buddy up from the airport 2 weeks ago, my boys and I were driving in horrible rain. I got them out of school a half hour early to go with me as my buddy landed at 3pm and I'm usually the one to meet them off the bus. So we were all in a giddy mood. Lotta laughter in the car.
We're in the left hand lane of 26 East heading downtown, crawling towards the Vista Ridge Tunnel. 26 West is moving and the only thing separating us is a small cement barrier. Now keep in mind, this is a deluge and their are major puddles and small lakes forming along the highway. As we're inching a long, a truck flying along west bound nailed a puddle and just totally soaked us like a tsunami wave hit us. I barked out, without really thinking - "THAT GUY DOUCHED US!!!".....
The boys erupted in laughter, and proceeded to say "That guy DOUCHED us" over and over. Then asked me to go "DOOOOSH" other drivers. We couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes. Then...then it dawned on me that at some point, soon because I was heading out of town with my buddy and leaving the boys with their mom and step mom for the weekend, the boys would usher that phrase into the wrong car with the wrong person driving. So I had to halt the laughter and tell them that "Dooooooosh" might offend a lady.
But man, I can't wait to "Dooooosh" some other poor car while they are in the backseat and see which one of them has the balls to comment on it with excitement.
Whooooooooooooo, boy. Anyone else, uh.....having a good night?
Huh? Can't she just tell you to clean out the pipes yourself?And if I'm not mistaken, the seed from my first born was acquired by means of a "Cocoa and Cream" VHS cassette.
Franklin Roosevelt has been dead for years. I find this very offensive.
:XProbably the only good thing about that godforsaken state.
Swires down?
Swires is from Alaska and lives in Colorado, so I don't think AZ has any sort of claim there. But even if he was, yes, Swires would be down.Swires down?
Bobby Sacamano lives there, though he's a mid-west boy at heart.
Spent 4 years at ASU. Also, LHUCKS and Woz both live there. Need I say more?Swires is from Alaska and lives in Colorado, so I don't think AZ has any sort of claim there. But even if he was, yes, Swires would be down.Swires down?
Pretty much, yes.Swires down?
Framed photo of you enjoying said device and old Playboys at the same time?
A Swiffer?
I don't think a Swiffer would fit in my bum.
I'm putting this on the short list.
Swires = Blue Roger?
RIPBobby Sacamano lives there, though he's a mid-west boy in the pants.Probably the only good thing about that godforsaken state.
Pretty sure there's a better chance of a Lebron/Gilbert cornhole.Dr. Bronner said:
Something similar being discussed on PB BoardDr. Bronner said:
Tila Tequila?Dr. Bronner said:I don't think a Swiffer would fit in my bum.jplvr said:
Wife locked herself out of the house today due to a garage door opener malfunction. I had to drive home from work to let her back in.So now I'm working from home for the afternoon. She just flashed me during a conference call.
Am I an idiot or did we do this last year?Dr. Bronner said:
We did indeed. But I went fairly conservative last year (random cheap DVD's), this year I'm swinging for the proverbial fences.
RFPD
