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[Good Posting Judge]

80/110/19

 

[roadkill1292]

WTF

buddy is up in Quebec on vacation and was headed to this restaurant tonight. See anything weird there??

I'm guessing they were trying to show he was so full that he had to undo his belt, but WTF indeed.

Keep looking...

That bar is full of healthy, hip and attractive young people. I simply have no business even looking at a picture of it.On the other hand, the college's cafeteria had surprisingly good chili dogs for lunch. I'm wearing very light colored slacks today so there's the potential for an horrific and embarrassing accident. Rumblings have begun.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

80/110/19

Guy gets the LSU bump

 

[McJose]

Are random posts being deleted here?

Yep

Same as day one.

But mine wasn't even close to offensive.ATTICA! ATTICA!

 

[Thorn]

Are random posts being deleted here?

Yep

Same as day one.

But mine wasn't even close to offensive.ATTICA! ATTICA!

TORA! TORA! TORA!

 

[Frostillicus]

Do I trade Ray Rice for Frank Gore, Kenny Britt, and a first-round pick in both 2012 and 2013?

 

[-fish-]

WTF

buddy is up in Quebec on vacation and was headed to this restaurant tonight. See anything weird there??

I'm guessing they were trying to show he was so full that he had to undo his belt, but WTF indeed.

Keep looking...

1) pants undone2) black guy has no legs

3) grey shirt is cupping pink tops right boob

4) purple shirt seems to be rogering black/white polka dot with his hand

5)

pink top about to go down on cocktail toothpick in same position as weird dancing guy's crotchblue shirt guy pinching scarf chick's nipple

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Do I trade Ray Rice for Frank Gore, Kenny Britt, and a first-round pick in both 2012 and 2013?

Gates?Rice is four years younger, I think I'd pass.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Do I trade Ray Rice for Frank Gore, Kenny Britt, and a first-round pick in both 2012 and 2013?

Dammit. Now the Shark Pooler who is doing a search for "Kenny Britt" is going to come here.

 

[guru_007]

:tips40: To Tufnel

no idea what he did to get clipped, he went way too soon though.

 

[Guster]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

 

[General Malaise]

:tips40: To Tufnel no idea what he did to get clipped, he went way too soon though.

Habitual line stepper. Once that cross hair is on your back, you must begin speaking like an animated feature film that didn't come from Japan.

 

[McJose]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

You going to cornhole with Pick and his wives?

 

[Oh Yes!]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

tell karl malone i say hi

 

[kotzwinkle]

turns out the "spot the subliminal sex images" photo is a trap. fish got dinged for month for using language acceptable to a second grader.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

You going to cornhole with Pick and his wives?

The wives are probably working today.

 

[Guster]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

You going to cornhole with Pick and his wives?

now that would make for an epic layover. instead I'm stuck at "the hive" drinking copious amounts of adequate beer at prices that would make a ball park beer look cheap!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Do I trade Ray Rice for Frank Gore, Kenny Britt, and a first-round pick in both 2012 and 2013?

Dammit. Now the Shark Pooler who is doing a search for "Kenny Britt" is going to come here.

Kenny Britt, Arrest, Lawyer, Pacman Jones, Tennessee Titans, Matt Hasselbeck, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Survivor, Chris Johnson holdout, Graceland, Kenny Britt Fan, Kenny Rogers, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Roasters and Toasters, French Toast, Do Grown Men Really Eat That?, Kenny Chesney, Mango Chutney, Chutney Soca Monarch, Monarch Butterfly, Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee, Killer Bees, Anthrax, White Powder, Lawrence Taylor

 

[General Malaise]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

You going to cornhole with Pick and his wives?

now that would make for an epic layover. instead I'm stuck at "the hive" drinking copious amounts of adequate beer at prices that would make a ball park beer look cheap!

Bad beer in Utah? Get the hell out of town!

 

[Guster]

4 hour layover in Salt Lake City...this should end well.

You going to cornhole with Pick and his wives?

now that would make for an epic layover. instead I'm stuck at "the hive" drinking copious amounts of adequate beer at prices that would make a ball park beer look cheap!

Bad beer in Utah? Get the hell out of town!

I'm more disappointed by the lack of pickwives.

 

[Guster]

in other news, I think my bartender is more concerned about how many husbands he can have here... He's doing bar tricks at an airport bar. Swell

 

[General Malaise]

I'm guessing Bob will be clipped next.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[guru_007]

 

[Guster]

in other news, I think my bartender is more concerned about how many husbands he can have here... He's doing bar tricks at an airport bar. Swell

He's threatened to spank the guy next to me 2x in the past 5 minutes

 

[Voltaire]

in other news, I think my bartender is more concerned about how many husbands he can have here... He's doing bar tricks at an airport bar. Swell

He's threatened to spank the guy next to me 2x in the past 5 minutes

You should probably wait until you're on the plane to use the bathroom.

 

[kotzwinkle]

in other news, I think my bartender is more concerned about how many husbands he can have here... He's doing bar tricks at an airport bar. Swell

He's threatened to spank the guy next to me 2x in the past 5 minutes

probably gave him the sign.

 

[Guster]

in other news, I think my bartender is more concerned about how many husbands he can have here... He's doing bar tricks at an airport bar. Swell

He's threatened to spank the guy next to me 2x in the past 5 minutes

probably gave him the sign.

true, I saw it as a threat, but maybe it was more of an invitation!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Alias check on Drs. Gobbler and Awesome. TIA.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Alias check on Drs. Gobbler and Awesome. TIA.

 

[krista4]

Yeah, I don't get it. I'm not good at much, but I'm good at traveling. No more cigars for Frosti!

 

[krista4]

Hey all, what'd I miss?

Ditto?

!!!!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Caption contests are up and rolling. I enjoyed the captions and the resulting draft last year.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Caption contests are up and rolling. I enjoyed the captions and the resulting draft last year.

Pretty sure I won the one with the buff Asian dude.Here's your overall winner = http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=604365&view=findpost&p=13411781

 

[roadkill1292]

Caption contests are up and rolling. I enjoyed the captions and the resulting draft last year.

So this is a planned thing every year? Man, I'm the least observant person in the whole world. I just thought some mod got worried that things were getting too tense in here and decided to distract everybody with a game.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Do I trade Ray Rice for Frank Gore, Kenny Britt, and a first-round pick in both 2012 and 2013?

Dammit. Now the Shark Pooler who is doing a search for "Kenny Britt" is going to come here.

Kenny Britt, Arrest, Lawyer, Pacman Jones, Tennessee Titans, Matt Hasselbeck, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Survivor, Chris Johnson holdout, Graceland, Kenny Britt Fan, Kenny Rogers, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Roasters and Toasters, French Toast, Do Grown Men Really Eat That?, Kenny Chesney, Mango Chutney, Chutney Soca Monarch, Monarch Butterfly, Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee, Killer Bees, Anthrax, White Powder, Lawrence Taylor

Obama

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Caption contests are up and rolling. I enjoyed the captions and the resulting draft last year.

Pretty sure I won the one with the buff Asian dude.Here's your overall winner = http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=604365&view=findpost&p=13411781

 

[Guster]

Moved to another bar in the airport. Better beer, better bartender. Living the dream!

 

[Josie Maran]

:tips40: To Tufnel no idea what he did to get clipped, he went way too soon though.

Habitual line stepper. Once that cross hair is on your back, you must begin speaking like an animated feature film that didn't come from Japan.

I should probably just take a few weeks off.

 

[bostonfred]

 

[Frostillicus]

Yeah, I don't get it. I'm not good at much, but I'm good at traveling. No more cigars for Frosti!

That was supposed to be the point, that you were good at traveling. I'm guessing I screwed that up.

 

[Guster]

So, if you bring a little dog (or a cat if you're Tanner) on a plane/to an airport and it has to go to the bathroom, what do you do?? I see people walking around with these pets and surely this issue has come up for them at some point...

 

[shuke]

you guys got Tufnel killed already. can you PG it up a bit in here?

You guys? Tunnel got Tufnel killed. The guy is a loose cannon.

f'n tunnel

I don't know why but

 

[guru_007]

:tips40: To Tufnel no idea what he did to get clipped, he went way too soon though.

Habitual line stepper. Once that cross hair is on your back, you must begin speaking like an animated feature film that didn't come from Japan.

I should probably just take a few weeks off.

Kinda looks like you already are, gb.I swear, I don't recall reading one thing Tufnel posts that's offensive Dude just cracks a joke now and again, need more of this. I dunno, maybe I'm just not looking in the right threads or something.

 

[bostonfred]

I assume someone always deletes them before I see them. On a totally unrelated note, I saw that jim11 was able to post a second race baiting thread yesterday afternoon after his morning one was deleted. Good thing we weren't too clogged up with evil tufnel posts to see that.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

So, if you bring a little dog (or a cat if you're Tanner) on a plane/to an airport and it has to go to the bathroom, what do you do?? I see people walking around with these pets and surely this issue has come up for them at some point...

I never see people walking their pets at airports. I imagine the cats crap in their crates.

 

[shuke]

WTF

buddy is up in Quebec on vacation and was headed to this restaurant tonight. See anything weird there??

you're sitting there with your pants undone and belt open?

who is?

You really saying that guy doesn't look like you?

 

[shuke]

Caption contests are up and rolling. I enjoyed the captions and the resulting draft last year.

Motivational posters >>> caption contests

 

[shamwow!]

Pic messages from my GB

Front Yard

Back Yard 1

Back Yard 2

My wife has better pics from this afternoon when we cleaned them up. 2 garbage bags full.

 

[Guster]

So, if you bring a little dog (or a cat if you're Tanner) on a plane/to an airport and it has to go to the bathroom, what do you do?? I see people walking around with these pets and surely this issue has come up for them at some point...

I never see people walking their pets at airports. I imagine the cats crap in their crates.

Surely that has to create an odor though. I know I wouldn't want to be seated next to a poop filled pet carrier!