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a friend of their dad's?Who will the kids think you are? Internet-Grandpa-from-Texas?
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Frosty and I are mini-cornholing tomorrow. Odds Frosty actually shows up are 7-1.
M
MacArtist
Guest
Totally understood. BTW, Tipsy and I talked about you in person a few weeks ago.
I even scrawled on the receipt, "I'm no General Malaise when it comes to tipping." We were definitely tipsy when we left, thanks to him. 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Buy on the dips?Jethro I believe. I think you made up those other names.Net Worth?Here's a visualof what my net worth looks like after the last quarter.I didn't want anything other than to be paid for my hard work. I was sincerely hoping for a net worth rant, but I suppose this will do.I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Also, I paid out Jet and Rene and Sofa and Guru already because I like them more than you.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Am I? No. I requested that Surly GM do this, however. We will see if this happens.Are you sending my $20 to shuke??You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
General Malaise
Footballguy
$100 to you and $380 to Shuke. Right?Am I? No. I requested that Surly GM do this, however. We will see if this happens.Are you sending my $20 to shuke??You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Correct, but I think shuke wants all of his winnings donated to a Guatamalan orphanage.$100 to you and $380 to Shuke. Right?Am I? No. I requested that Surly GM do this, however. We will see if this happens.Are you sending my $20 to shuke??You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
This may be counter-intuitive to some...but completely unreasonable for Mr. YSR to want to stay in Tennessee vs. moving to South Carolina.On the other hand, reasonable to want to stay in Tennessee and forgo Southern California. There are many reasons, but I'll go with LHucks and Lane Kiffin for the win.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Sounds right.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'm assuming Romo needs to be close to the rest of the Cowboys.This may be counter-intuitive to some...but completely unreasonable for Mr. YSR to want to stay in Tennessee vs. moving to South Carolina.On the other hand, reasonable to want to stay in Tennessee and forgo Southern California. There are many reasons, but I'll go with LHucks and Lane Kiffin for the win.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'll be in a booth in the back, just tell the security guys you're here to see me.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Buy on the dips?Jethro I believe. I think you made up those other names.Net Worth?Here's a visualof what my net worth looks like after the last quarter.I didn't want anything other than to be paid for my hard work. I was sincerely hoping for a net worth rant, but I suppose this will do.I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Also, I paid out Jet and Rene and Sofa and Guru already because I like them more than you.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Buy on the dips?Jethro I believe. I think you made up those other names.Net Worth?Here's a visualof what my net worth looks like after the last quarter.I didn't want anything other than to be paid for my hard work. I was sincerely hoping for a net worth rant, but I suppose this will do.I would have gladly sent checks. all of you wanted paypal. i'm doing all i can here. but please, continue to be a jerk.You're only as good as your last transaction. Already have cosjob's physical cheque in my hands. Just let us know if money is tight this month, TU. We understand.I'm waiting for the funds to hit paypal. As soon as they hit, I will send your money to you. I'm hitting F5 in there now. I even updated my bank card info because Tre promised it would hasten the transfer. It didn't. I have an unblemished record of returning funds to all fantasy participants for well over a decade. I'm on it. I assure you.
Also, I paid out Jet and Rene and Sofa and Guru already because I like them more than you.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Booth? I figured you'd be more of a sit at the bar guy.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Godfather shtick fail.Yeah, I'll be at the bar. (IBATB)
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Terrible. Line moved to 12-1.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
How's ruthenium these days?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Vegas just took it off the board
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
you people are ridiculous. picked up a can of the wasabi soy figuring I was in for a real treat. they have a nice kick, but flavor wise they aren't in the same ballpark as the chile lime.:finger:
Bogart
Footballguy
@MarriottMPLS is following me now. The Minneapolis Marriott??? I blame this on you TRE.@fineplaymates is now following me on Twitter.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Hows Pickles Jr doing?
Congrats on weight loss Bogart.
Congrats on weight loss Bogart.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
lol@MarriottMPLS is following me now. The Minneapolis Marriott??? I blame this on you TRE.@fineplaymates is now following me on Twitter.
Babysitting GMs kids
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Kev4029
Footballguy
Not my fault you were born with ######ed taste buds.
McJose
Footballguy
What's the deal with this LSUT1ger guy? I wasn't even trying to fish but couldn't help it once he got started.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Got some grief for not stopping up to visit my hot bartender chick, so I came by for a beer or two around 3:30.
I'm currently f#####g sh*thammered.
#firstworldalcoholicproblems
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/404fec51.jpg
I'm currently f#####g sh*thammered.
#firstworldalcoholicproblems
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/404fec51.jpg
Bogart
Footballguy
GM had the best question.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Steelers fan looks ready to murder.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
krista4
Footballguy
YSR looks hot there.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
You don't seem hammered
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
Oye...I'm releasing some really bad gas here. Praying my assistant doesn't open my office door and ask me to sign something before the stench clears out...
ETA: She just popped her head in and asked if I wanted coffee. I think I'll literally ##### myself if I have coffee. I think her nose crinkled a little bit.
ETA: She just popped her head in and asked if I wanted coffee. I think I'll literally ##### myself if I have coffee. I think her nose crinkled a little bit.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Had habanero wings for lunch. Bad idea...
I'm at my daughter's kindergarten open house and just launched an all-out assault on the toilet across the hall from her classroom. The toilet looked like a big bowl of chicken tortilla soup and my ### is on fire. Hope a second wave doesnt hit.
I'm at my daughter's kindergarten open house and just launched an all-out assault on the toilet across the hall from her classroom. The toilet looked like a big bowl of chicken tortilla soup and my ### is on fire. Hope a second wave doesnt hit.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
the wasabi soy have almost no flavor whatsoever. two co-workers agree with me so suck itChile Lime is not good dude.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It's getting worse. I mentioned recently that I wish my fellow bartenders wouldn't always pour me doubles. She pours triples, and then mocks myanhood when I sigh and shake my head. But man, I really want to bang her friend that's coming in later.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Shuke> Sorry about your loss
YSR> Sorry your husband's a ####
Homer> Sorry about your liver
YSR> Sorry your husband's a ####
Homer> Sorry about your liver
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Eating like a hoss and starting to coo.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Like a psychopath?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sure.Like a psychopath?
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